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Lifecoach5000

@Lifecoach5000@mastodon.social

Self certified bad life coach.

“All I wanna do is comment on #dogsofmastodon posts” - Sheryl Crow

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

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#chess
#juggling
#dj
#electronicmusic
#housemusic
#chiptune
#dogdad
#retrogaming
#conversation
#glitchart
#8bit
#voip

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Lifecoach5000, to brainfood
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I revisited the Grizzly Man last night. Still holds up - a beautiful but insane account of a man who made it his life’s mission to protect bears in Alaska from poachers. Did he do more harm than good for these bears? Worth a watch just for the footage alone, although some is a bit unsettling. @movies

Lifecoach5000,
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@some_guy oh gosh! Essential watching for sure. Any doc you would recommend that has stood out to you lately?

Lifecoach5000,
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@DestroyerOfWorlds I chortled.

Lifecoach5000,
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@some_guy hey I haven’t seen American nightmare! Might peep that one!

danthebugman, to chess
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Got a bit careless 😕.

Lifecoach5000,
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@danthebugman hmmm I’ll have to look into that more. On the mobile app, I only seem to have the option to solve traditional, untimed puzzles

Lifecoach5000,
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@danthebugman ah good to know! Yeah they should have that on the app!

Lifecoach5000,
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@danthebugman this is from lichess?

qotca, to behindthebastards
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Behind The Bastards has a 4-part Steve Jobs sesh for reasons.


Lifecoach5000,
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@qotca loved this one. What a wild ride. I knew he was a jerk but didn’t think he was quite “bastard” level

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Unfuckingbelievable. This is clown world

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/international-chess-org-trans-women

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Is anyone out there willing to play some 10 | 5 timed games? This can either be on or .com. I’m having trouble finding anyone who’s into it lol

Lifecoach5000, to animals
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“Show me your impression of a walrus”

Lifecoach5000, to random
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The older I get, the mroe typos I seem to have and miss

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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When you accidentally ☺️

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PixysSnaps, to animals
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Hopefully, tomorrow morning walkies will be without the cone... 😊

Lifecoach5000,
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@PixysSnaps the poor thing! Let’s hope for a cone unleashing tomorrow!

JamesAkers, to Texas
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Not me grinning ear to ear! I spent all day today making a nice color version of the 3D #eclipse Sun and woah its working!

Headed to Dallas, #Texas on Sunday and was gonna drop this off at a studio in Fort Worth for their fundraiser auction, but I think its too big for a carry on.

I will admit- its not as round as perfect as I want, but definitely getting there!

Excited to see it age in fully- should be nice an bright.

#sculpture #neon #lightart #sphere #spring #brooklyn #artist #color #nyc

Two halves of the eclipsed springy sphere sitting on the table waiting to be welded.
After pumping checking its color for air leaks before adding the mercury. Hallelujah! No leaks! This is pre mercury.
Eclipse spring sphere sitting naturally while hooked up to the pump via its side tubulated mercury trap. I was able this time to bury the side tubulation inside the shape. I was afraid it would be tough to remove the mercury trap, but it was way easier than I thought it would be.

Lifecoach5000,
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@JamesAkers neat stuff!

jbzfn, to Nintendo
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🦾 The Story of R.O.B. the Robot
➥ Gaming Historian

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w2FuHErzhVE

Lifecoach5000,
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@jbzfn love his work. Best retro content ever. His work is so thorough but also approachable and interesting.

lorddimwit, to random
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Me and 9yo jumping on the trampoline in the back yard.

9yo: So in my video game the teams are all different countries but one is the UN. Is that the United Kingdom?

Me: No, the United Nations.

9yo: So is that every country?

fifteen minutes later, still jumping, out of breath

Me: So in 1971, the ROC had been replaced in the UN by the People’s Republic of China, and in 1991 the USSR had ceased to exist, and its Security Council seat went to Russia.

9yo: So anyway in my game…

Lifecoach5000,
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@lorddimwit Alternatively, could’ve played them the “UN” scene from Idiocracy when they are on the “Time Masheen” ride

Pikestreet, to behindthebastards
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Topping off two days of migraines with part two of Left off with the Powell memorandum, picking up with trickle down economics. I'm sure this will help.

Lifecoach5000,
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@Pikestreet peace be with you friend lol

onelson, to random
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What if I were to put on a movie while I work in the kitchen?

Lifecoach5000,
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@onelson I’m more of a podcast kitchen person myself

Lifecoach5000, to LateStageCapitalism
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I love it when I am Ä̷͍͙́̉͂̚P̷̻͇͍̼̬̳̭̪̼̂͐̽̽͒̍̔͌̓̂̆̀̈̃̕̕͘P̴̨̼̲̗̘̦̬̅̎̑́̈́̔́̽͂̐R̵̡̨͖͓̮͓̭͎̹̮͚̲̗̎͂͗͐͌̊̀͒͆̄͛͋͜E̷̡̠͉̠̦̜̻͗̾͐C̶̢̡̛̭̞̣̖̭͕̗̯̿̈͂̔̐̎̔̓̀̃̇́̓̊͝͝͝Ì̷̡̤̠̙̳̯̖͈̦̜͎͓̻̟̲̪̞̘̒̆̓͛̓̑̈́͋̈́̊̆̄̈́̚͘͜Ą̴̡̡̲̤̬̘͚͓̜͓̖̹̝͝T̵̨̠̣̯̖̼̝̦̖̝̝͎̜̍̓̈́̈́̓͗͌̎͜͜͠ͅE̵̡͉̹̰̠̳̣̦̬͋͊́͗̋̌̔̈́̾̾̇͛̕͠͠͝ͅ ̵̨̟̖̣͕͈͉͚̣̼͇͈̺̱̱̣̪͙͖̍͋͒̓́͗͑́ͅD̴̢͈̝̼̠̬͑̑̆͘

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Honestly might be my first!

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Lifecoach5000, to showerthoughts
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Like it would be an interesting service to just voluntarily go into a coma this election but with the option to vote super early. Vote in August and wake up next Feb and see what’s poppin

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Guess the ELO. There were accusations made 🥸

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Lifecoach5000, to random
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My is and

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