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Lifecoach5000

@Lifecoach5000@mastodon.social

Self certified bad life coach.

“All I wanna do is comment on #dogsofmastodon posts” - Sheryl Crow

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

He/him

#chess
#juggling
#dj
#electronicmusic
#housemusic
#chiptune
#dogdad
#retrogaming
#conversation
#glitchart
#8bit
#voip

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jbzfn, to Nintendo
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🦾 The Story of R.O.B. the Robot
➥ Gaming Historian

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w2FuHErzhVE

Lifecoach5000,
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@jbzfn love his work. Best retro content ever. His work is so thorough but also approachable and interesting.

onelson, to random
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What if I were to put on a movie while I work in the kitchen?

Lifecoach5000,
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@onelson I’m more of a podcast kitchen person myself

Lifecoach5000, to showerthoughts
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Like it would be an interesting service to just voluntarily go into a coma this election but with the option to vote super early. Vote in August and wake up next Feb and see what’s poppin

Lifecoach5000, to brainfood
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I revisited the Grizzly Man last night. Still holds up - a beautiful but insane account of a man who made it his life’s mission to protect bears in Alaska from poachers. Did he do more harm than good for these bears? Worth a watch just for the footage alone, although some is a bit unsettling. @movies

Lifecoach5000,
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@DestroyerOfWorlds I chortled.

Lifecoach5000,
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@some_guy hey I haven’t seen American nightmare! Might peep that one!

JamesAkers, to Texas
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Not me grinning ear to ear! I spent all day today making a nice color version of the 3D #eclipse Sun and woah its working!

Headed to Dallas, #Texas on Sunday and was gonna drop this off at a studio in Fort Worth for their fundraiser auction, but I think its too big for a carry on.

I will admit- its not as round as perfect as I want, but definitely getting there!

Excited to see it age in fully- should be nice an bright.

#sculpture #neon #lightart #sphere #spring #brooklyn #artist #color #nyc

Two halves of the eclipsed springy sphere sitting on the table waiting to be welded.
After pumping checking its color for air leaks before adding the mercury. Hallelujah! No leaks! This is pre mercury.
Eclipse spring sphere sitting naturally while hooked up to the pump via its side tubulated mercury trap. I was able this time to bury the side tubulation inside the shape. I was afraid it would be tough to remove the mercury trap, but it was way easier than I thought it would be.

Lifecoach5000,
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@JamesAkers neat stuff!

Lifecoach5000, to random
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So I was at the grocery store earlier. Walking in through the parking lot, I see a gentleman and a 6ish year old girl leaving with him. He has a bouquet of flowers in one hand and groceries in the other.

In passing, I hear him say to the youngling “So if you’re ever in a relationship and someone isn’t treating you well, you need to leave”

Hey life lessons amirite? I don’t disagree but it was just one of those overheard conversations I didn’t even mean to hear that took me off guard.

Lifecoach5000, to random
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Lifecoach5000, to random
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Me when I tell my mom I’m leaving for the day and looking for a job

golgaloth, to boardgames
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Chess is an inferior game because it lacks a randomised opening position. Discuss.

Lifecoach5000,
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@golgaloth there’s always Chess 960 though! I love playing that actually since you can’t really memorize any opening theory.

Lifecoach5000, to random
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The older I get, the mroe typos I seem to have and miss #oldtimer #typo #gettingolder

Lifecoach5000, to animals
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“Show me your impression of a walrus”

Lifecoach5000, to Meme
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Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Lifecoach5000, to chess
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When you accidentally ☺️

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returntosender, to animals
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Lifecoach5000,
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@returntosender yall broke my brain for about 10 seconds.

Lifecoach5000, to Texas
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Me in my house these days staring at my thermostat

https://youtu.be/I78sG7i8mnY

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Is anyone out there willing to play some 10 | 5 timed games? This can either be on or .com. I’m having trouble finding anyone who’s into it lol

Lifecoach5000, to eattherich
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Here’s something disturbing if you feel like scrolling for 10 mins

https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

csolisr, to reddit

Newsflash: caught red-handed using ChatGPT to fill their userbase with messages supporting the reopening of privated subreddits https://web.archive.org/web/20230611205112/https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/146wn9s/meta_who_is_astroturfing_rprogramming_and_why/jnsfcfi/

Lifecoach5000,
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@BeAware @csolisr As an AI language model I’ve heard this is incorrect.

Lifecoach5000, to dfw
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@dfw Hello from Mastodon my fellow DFWers! Just wanted to test if I could post this from Mastodon account. By the way, Sushi Sake is the best sushi in Dallas just FYI 😀

Lifecoach5000, to chess
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Guess the ELO. There were accusations made 🥸

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Lifecoach5000, to LateStageCapitalism
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I love it when I am Ä̷͍͙́̉͂̚P̷̻͇͍̼̬̳̭̪̼̂͐̽̽͒̍̔͌̓̂̆̀̈̃̕̕͘P̴̨̼̲̗̘̦̬̅̎̑́̈́̔́̽͂̐R̵̡̨͖͓̮͓̭͎̹̮͚̲̗̎͂͗͐͌̊̀͒͆̄͛͋͜E̷̡̠͉̠̦̜̻͗̾͐C̶̢̡̛̭̞̣̖̭͕̗̯̿̈͂̔̐̎̔̓̀̃̇́̓̊͝͝͝Ì̷̡̤̠̙̳̯̖͈̦̜͎͓̻̟̲̪̞̘̒̆̓͛̓̑̈́͋̈́̊̆̄̈́̚͘͜Ą̴̡̡̲̤̬̘͚͓̜͓̖̹̝͝T̵̨̠̣̯̖̼̝̦̖̝̝͎̜̍̓̈́̈́̓͗͌̎͜͜͠ͅE̵̡͉̹̰̠̳̣̦̬͋͊́͗̋̌̔̈́̾̾̇͛̕͠͠͝ͅ ̵̨̟̖̣͕͈͉͚̣̼͇͈̺̱̱̣̪͙͖̍͋͒̓́͗͑́ͅD̴̢͈̝̼̠̬͑̑̆͘

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