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wtfismyip, 18 days ago to random

#VOIP geeks - check out the #STIR / #SHAKEN verification tools on multiple carriers here! https://portal.legalcallsonly.org/Info/Identity

Of course our attestation line is still available: 1-507-I-ATTEST (428-8378)!

jbzfn, 23 days ago to Nintendo

🦾 The Story of R.O.B. the Robot
➥ Gaming Historian

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w2FuHErzhVE

#Nintendo #Robots #NES #Retrogaming

inquiline, 1 month ago to random

Hats off:

"Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform"

https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elon-musk-dead-at-52-misinformation-laws/

stopthatgirl7, 1 month ago to random

X automatically changed 'Twitter' to 'X' in domain names, breaking legit URLs

https://mashable.com/article/twitter-dot-com-posts-change-to-x-dot-com-ios

Lifecoach5000, 1 month ago to showerthoughts

Like it would be an interesting service to just voluntarily go into a coma this election but with the option to vote super early. Vote in August and wake up next Feb and see what’s poppin #hottake #showerthoughts

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

My friend just said to me, "Why not get paid for your trauma, you're going to have it anyway?"

I'm not sure if this is genius or madness or just describing art.

stux, 1 month ago to random

Sad it’s needed but it works like a charm

‘Be seen’ while crossing a crosswalk with a brick in your hands so cars will stop

Daojoan, 1 month ago to random

The world can be a pretty fucked up place.

Everyone has something they care about.

And everyone has limited bandwidth.

Don't make the mistake of assuming that someone is a shitty person because they don't care as much as you do about one particular thing.

lauren, 1 month ago to random

It's important to understand that "age verification" schemes being passed by states, ostensibly to "protect the children", won't do that and will bring about incredible abuses.

In order to age verify children, obviously EVERYBODY of any age must be verified, for every account, under every name or pseudonym, ultimately on every site no matter how public or private the topic, and before downloading any apps.

Children will find ways to work around this. They'll use the accounts of adults, which will be openly traded. But because these age verification systems must by definition be based on government IDs, the verification process creates a linkage between your account names and your actual identity, subjecting you to all manner of leaked personal information, government abuses (think MAGA in charge), and worse. Firms will claim their systems either don't keep this data or can't be abused. History strongly suggests otherwise, and when courts step in, those firms will have to do what the courts say, often in secret, when it comes to collecting data.

Age verification is in actuality a massive Chinese-style Internet identity tracking project -- nothing less -- and there are many politicians in the U.S. who look with envy at how China controls their Internet and keeps their Internet users under police state controls.

norsesquirrelgod, 1 month ago to conspiracy

Hear me out. Here’s a wild theory that just might be true.

https://www.tumblr.com/norsesquirrelgod/745987419928756224

#conspiracy #conspiracytheory

lowqualityfacts, 2 months ago to random

Trump has less than a week to arrange a $454 million bond. There are 331.9 million US citizens. If each American spends only $1.37, then we can all buy a cheap chocolate bar to enjoy while we watch the State of New York seize Trump's properties.

wiedo, 2 months ago to random

#justbeatit Xanthiom 2600

Afaik this started as a modern Metroid demake for the Atari 2600 and it’s pretty much what it is. Of course it’s very bare bones because of the platform it’s on but it’s a decent representation and it’s got the spirit of the original. Fortunately it’s a good bunch shorter and easier because there’s no saving games or checkpoints in this one! I think this is as enjoyable as a #atari2600 game can get.

It’s free to download here: https://mathangames.itch.io/xanthiom-2600

vagina_museum, 2 months ago to random

Guess what? It's our BIRTHDAY! We were born seven years ago today! Why not wish us a happy birthday by donating what you can so this year is our best year ever? https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate

dave, 2 months ago to random

A talking spider stopping you mid-explanation to say "aww baby I got too many legs for all-a that mess".

dajb, 2 months ago to random

Wishing everyone a very happy and inclusive International Women's Day

1dalm, 2 months ago to random

I know this woman.

Or more correctly, I know the kind of women that this image is designed to appeal to. If you spend too much time on Mastodon or IRL liberal enclaves, then this picture probably looks comically or disturbingly outdated to you.

But I know a lot of women that this image is very attractive to.
Wealthy. Boys in baseball. Girls in dance. Dad brings in enough money so that she doesn't have to work. She spends her days at PTA events, book clubs at her church mom's group, and yoga classes. She lives an otherwise very happy and comfortable life.

But her message is that "this good happy life" can and will dissolve in a heartbeat if it's not protected. That's why you must submit to the men. They may seem cruel, but they are going to provide the good life you have, and protect that life. The cruelty is necessary to provide you with the happy, stable, Christian life you live.

That's the dark message that the GOP delivered last night. It's as if it was delivered from the Capital from the Hunger Games books.

#GOP #SOTU #hungergames

ic3ix, 2 months ago to chess

Problem composed by A. C. Palmer and published in "A Collection of Chess Problems" in 1890. White to move and mate in two.

Problem komponiert von A. C. Palmer und veröffentlicht in „A Collection of Chess Problems” im Jahr 1890. Weiß zieht und Schachmatt in zwei Zügen.

FEN: 1r6/2Np1p2/3k1PbN/1pRPn1p1/1K4P1/6B1/8/8 w - - 0 1

#Chess #ChessProblem #ChessPuzzle
#Schach #Schachproblem #Schachrätsel

multiverseofbadness, 2 months ago to random

You may aspire to be #cool, but you will never be as cool as a bushy haired Jim Varney in a leather jacket sitting in his Delorean (originally said Lambo because I'm a rube) with the door flipped up

yacht, 2 months ago to music

We have a new single out today! It’s called “Eve Babitz,” and it’s about the time a young Eve Babitz played chess nude against Marcel Duchamp. In real life, she lost repeatedly (to a fool’s mate, no less) but in our version of the story she totally destroys the great French artiste at his own game:

https://yacht.bandcamp.com/album/eve-babitz

#music #chess

MnemosyneSinger, 2 months ago to random

I'll break the no campaigning rule for these guys.

bartesius, 2 months ago to Cat Italian

𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢.
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon
#mastocats #fedicats #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #pets #photo #photography #photooftheday #cute #fediart #fediverse #mastodogs #mastodon #fedidogs #artlover #mastoart #art #landscape #mountains #river #nature #animal #animals #25febbraio

DarthAloha, 2 months ago to random

It’s always time for a Silly Walk.

#montypython

18+ cs, 2 months ago to random

Just voted in the #Republican primary. Of course, this is just a vain attempt to try to keep the craziest off the general election ballot. I don’t know if it will help.

For those who do not know, Texas has a system where you do not have to register a party. So you can vote across party lines during the primary.

there are several crazy things on their platform up for a vote. One of them is to eliminate this cross-party #voting. But that’s one of the least crazy things.

LemmyWorld, 3 months ago to random

Hey everyone, we had a brief outage with our alt UI's, we're going to look into it, but things seems stable now 💗

mikemathia, 3 months ago to chess

#Chess