“We understand this is a hard one to swallow, but the Mossad handlers AIPAC lobbyists told us that the Palestinians all spontaneously killed themselves after blowing up their homes. On the one hand, that’s obviously bullshit. But on the other, they give us SO MUCH MONEY.”
This is the way. Blocking roads and making people late for work is not effective. Deface their advertising on a mass scale. Deny them their propaganda.
I’m starting to think 2008 was the turning point. When the bankers and billionaires got away with crashing the global economy due to their recklessness and not only faced zero consequences, but got bailed out with public money all over the world, it became apparent to them that they can get away with absolutely anything.
Does everyone hate Bobby Kennedy so much that they’ll side with Facebook and Zuckerberg over a career environmental attorney because he’s running for president?
A group of billionaires and business titans working to shape U.S. public opinion of the war in Gaza privately pressed New York City’s mayor last month to send police to disperse pro-Palestinian protests at Columbia University, according to communications obtained by The Washington Post and people familiar with the group....
In the billionaires’ defense, when Muslim children aren’t dying in the Middle East, they’re unable to get erections, and they’re all booked for Epstein’s island 2.0.
Absolutely fantastic that these people run the world and are accountable to no one.
A luxury yacht belonging to Ukrainian oligarch Viktor Medvedchuk was officially transferred to the Ukrainian state on May 15, said Ukraine’s Agency for Investigation and Management of Assets, known by its Ukrainian acronym ARMA....
“Not my big boat penis!” yelled the oligarch who got tens of thousands of Russians killed by siphoning gas and stealing tank parts to sell on the black market to buy said boat penis (probably).
We all know 20,000 dead children is the universally-accepted standard for genocide, so until the IDF kills 30,000 children we’ll continue to consider this conflict a gentlemanly skirmish between neighbors. The very second 50,000 children are killed, we promise to reassess our position. Or was it 60,000?
This should not have happened. Google Cloud has identified the events that led to this disruption and taken measures to ensure this does not happen again.”
Our AI golem destroyed something important again, but we’re too big to fail so our mistakes don’t matter.
We promise it won’t happen again, but when it does happen again, it still won’t matter.
We’re a totally safe and responsible company and should be trusted with most of the world’s data management.
The intentionally-created famine and water shortage may be the worst war crime of all. There aren’t enough bombs to kill everyone, but starvation and thirst will.
Human beings should not be treated this way. At least allow humanitarian aide in for innocent civilians. Children.
That’s for the best. The unwritten rule has always been that children are off limits until they get involved. 18 is way too young to enter his father’s media circus.
You see, our stock price goes up when we buy other companies and it goes up when we fire people. We’re doing both at the same time, so our stock price will go up double. This is a sustainable business model and not at all a very dead canary in a very deadly coal mine.
Very nuanced issue (lemmy.eco.br)
Greg Abbott declares open season on protesters in Texas (www.motherjones.com)
Climate activists take over 200 Shell billboards (www.bbc.com)
OpenAI strikes Reddit deal to train its AI on your posts (www.theverge.com)
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/15479755...
Please stop (lemmy.today)
'Dark Times': Israeli Historian Ilan Pappé Detained, Interrogated by FBI (www.commondreams.org)
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sues Meta, citing chatbot’s reply as evidence of shadowban (arstechnica.com)
Sucks to suck! (lemmy.world)
Found in the wild in Tennessee
Business titans privately urged NYC mayor to use police on Columbia protesters, chats show (www.washingtonpost.com)
A group of billionaires and business titans working to shape U.S. public opinion of the war in Gaza privately pressed New York City’s mayor last month to send police to disperse pro-Palestinian protests at Columbia University, according to communications obtained by The Washington Post and people familiar with the group....
ABC News: DOJ releases proposed rule to reclassify marijuana (abcnews.go.com)
President Joe Biden, in a video posted Thursday on X, touted the proposal as “an important move toward reversing longstanding inequities.”...
Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches (www.wishtv.com)
Nice house (jlai.lu)
Trump Reflexively Asks Michael Cohen To Silence Michael Cohen (www.theonion.com)
Medvechuk's yacht officially transferred to Ukrainian state (kyivindependent.com)
A luxury yacht belonging to Ukrainian oligarch Viktor Medvedchuk was officially transferred to the Ukrainian state on May 15, said Ukraine’s Agency for Investigation and Management of Assets, known by its Ukrainian acronym ARMA....
The state of things (i.imgur.com)
Who's counting? (lemmy.world)
Google accidentally deleted a $125 billion pension fund's account (qz.com)
Dang (lemmy.world)
'Children Are Starving': Rafah Suffers as Israel Halts All Aid and Escalates Assault (www.commondreams.org)
What have the Roman's ever done for us?!?! (lemmy.ca)
making fun of windows is our most treasured tradition (lemmy.world)
Melania Trump reveals son Barron, 18, has pulled out of being a delegate nominating his father for president because he has 'prior commitments' (www.dailymail.co.uk)
Xbox president: Studio closures will ensure 'business is healthy for the long term' (www.gamedeveloper.com)