Pretzilla

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Pretzilla,

What in the fucking John Oliver was the moral to that story again?

Pretzilla,

Legit query. and it’s true as a stereotype of many cultures.

And this particular aspect is also at the heart of global capitalism that is wreaking havoc on the world.

Pretzilla,

Nah his brain is unable to deal and just shutting down

Trump was forced to listen silently as potential jurors offered their unvarnished assessments of him (apnews.com)

New Yorkers who said they couldn’t approach the case fairly were excused during jury selection. But one of the women with the harshest assessments of him will be among those who will determine his fate on 34 counts of falsifying business records....

Pretzilla, (edited )

Not only Sith, juries work in absolutes.

It only takes one holdout to scuttle the whole thing.

Pretzilla, (edited )

He was on my Southwest flight to LAX in 2001 and there was a palpable buzz among the pax.

Then ran into him while we were waiting for our rides at the white zone, which is for loading and unloading only.

I presented him with a super tacky giant gold coat button I had just found at a payphone as if it was an achievement award, and had a fun quick chat. Lovely and delightful guy.

Pretzilla, (edited )

Living off social security while railing against ‘socialism’

Literally the first word out of two of the name of the program - and still a hard disconnect

Pretzilla,

Just got an Intel Z84 NUC so maybe that’s where the upgrade went

Pretzilla,

And thanks to sizing inflation, they are all still size zero

Pretzilla,

Jessie Waters on Faux News, it should be noted

Pretzilla,

Ready or not, Al be baming

Pretzilla,

It’s easy, just need to look at the context.

Then look again.

And repeat.

Pretzilla, (edited )

You can also make it a statement of intent to commit or confession of an illegal act and the 5th protects you from being forced to say it.

Ijaywalk might do the trick

Pretzilla,

Close but the whole thing needs to be a progression of screen grab of phone cam shot of desktop monitor with full moire interference lines

Pretzilla,

Won’t someone think of the dogs?

Pretzilla, (edited )

Jail up to 30 days per incident is possible, but realistically it needs to be gradually assessed after fines first

And stinky diaper man-child is really hoping for a couple of days jail time he can fund raise off

To add: someone had the brilliant idea to sentence him to 40 hours community service in liew of 30 days jail time

Oh to see that fucker wearing an orange jumpsuit, picking up trash by the side of the road!

Fresh and frozen imported strawberries highly contaminated with pesticides, report says (www.cnn.com)

Some fresh, frozen and canned nonorganic fruits and vegetables are contaminated with concerning levels of pesticides, according to an investigation by Consumer Reports, a nonprofit consumer advocacy organization that provides product reviews and ratings for its subscribers....

Pretzilla,

The takeaway is organic is the way to go, independent of brand

Conventional are just loaded with all manner of toxic crap

Pretzilla, (edited )

Imposters! Real knights say kNee!

(spelled in Romanized Japanese as ‘ni’, pronounced as in shrubberee)

Pretzilla, (edited )

A lawyer (maybe Glen Kirshner on BTC?) pointed out when observing interrogatees after the cops left the room but the camera was still recording, the guilty ones were always the ones who nodded right off.

It’s fight or flight and his brain just flew

Pretzilla, (edited )

Bold take for having not seen it

Pretzilla, (edited )

Well put, but I’d say include your lifestyle to help in selecting that mutt’s breeds.

As in, don’t get a working dog breed if you can’t be there to give them something to do all day.

But it’s really best to meet mutts to see if you gel together.

Pretzilla,

True dat - and lovely doggy tale <3

Pretzilla,

Isn’t that already an option - alerts only?

What other alerts pop up? KFC ahead?

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