Restaldt

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Restaldt,

Idk I don’t think it’s that bad for 18th century farmers

“No soldiers can squat in your house unless they have a letter from uncle sam saying they can”

Restaldt, (edited )

How do you think the Romans caught all that gayness?

Greek blood

Restaldt,

Yes

They are called CEO CIO or CTO

Restaldt,

Such a dumb name

They should be called hangy-hearers

Restaldt,

Xcom2 had a nice “feature” where if you hit capslock right when the mission starts to load it paused all animations and actually loaded the damn mission far quicker than normal

Restaldt,

Yes hello

I would also like for you to pay me $20 (your choice of currency)

After you delete discord please send $20 to my lemmy account.

Restaldt,

I hear they paved it and put up a parking lot

Restaldt,

Idk the scary door isnt bad

Restaldt,

Wrong warm water tastes smoother and smells weirder

Cold water tastes spikier and doesnt smell weird

Tennessee Republican files 'abortion trafficking' bill for pregnant minors (www.tennessean.com)

A Tennessee Republican hopes to establish an “abortion trafficking” felony for adults who help pregnant minors get an out-of-state abortion without parental permission, an effort reproductive health advocates argue will run afoul of constitutional rights such as interstate travel....

Restaldt,

Your argument doesn’t seem all that separated from the Nazi Nuremberg defense

“I was just following orders”

The world collectively decided that defense would not stand

Restaldt,

4,1

Restaldt,

Hey its me your 2nd uncle

I need about $3.50 to pay for shipping on a package from a nigerian price who needed my help

I know we said over 100 for this but

Donkeyballs

Restaldt,

I. Cry. When pizza burns the roof of

My. Mouth. Ill. Try. And eat more pizza pie

Restaldt,

I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book

I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason

Also might have been a fever dream not sure

Restaldt,

Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it

Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet

I read those ~15 years ago

Restaldt,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7fddf7ed-3ba6-4e00-b38b-bdb302e69c7f.jpeg

Restaldt,

Ive dubbed him the businessman titan

Restaldt,

Nah this is real I was there

Trust me im a dentist

Restaldt,

Fire > agriculture > writing > mathematics > science > computers > AI > AGI takes over the world > Massive solar flare wipes out AI > Neo stoneage humans start a religion to worship the sun god

Restaldt,

Money rots brains

Restaldt,

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

Restaldt,

Our legs?

Restaldt,

Im almost certain eternally filling out myworkday applications will be my personal hell

Restaldt,

And actual reindeer

Restaldt,

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