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Tattooed_Mummy

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party

Angry old white cis lady, happy to be anyone's mum that needs one.

Gen X in UK.
Union Steward.
Favourite dinosaur : Ankylosaurus

#nobridge
Alternative account of https://wandering.shop/@Tattooed_mummy
Joined Mastodon in 2022
Disabled: I have Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease, it's a neuro thing, feel free to ask. 🥄

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Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Crisps or cheese?

Why Not Both Take Both GIF

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Why would you follow me?

I toot about anything and everything. From what I had for lunch, a funny thing I saw on eBay, political opinion.
I live in the UK and I'm a union rep. So you'll get British toned anger about employers.
I have dogs, including a stupid rescue. So there's dog stuff.
I like baking and cooking so expect recipes.
I used to have 10k followers on Twitter. I try not to harp on about that. 😉

Tattooed_Mummy, to 3goodthings
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@3goodthings

Saw my daughter, got a cuddle and a long chat.

Saw my parents, we all had a lovely meal.

Walked the dogs in a nice local park with my parents, we got ice cream.

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Jaden3, to random
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Keep seeing Nigel Farage and milkshake on my TL from folks I follow in UK.
I'm from the US . Who is Nigel Farage? Why did he get milkshake thrown at him?

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@Jaden3 he's a fascist*. It's funny and he deserved it 🤣
We like to throw milkshake at fascists. It's become a British hobby.

*Extreme right wing politician.

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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They've arrested the milkshake hero. I hope she has good legal representation. And a crowd fund if necessary

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Me "I'm just a boring middle aged woman and I managed to install Linux, anyone can do it"

Also me "I was an IT manager for 20 years"

In my defence I honestly have no idea what I'm doing, and didn't for 20 years 😂

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@WhyNotZoidberg 🤣🤣

WhyNotZoidberg, to random
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Not installed Linux yet but keep planning the setup in my head.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@WhyNotZoidberg go on....

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@WhyNotZoidberg yep, I have mint cinnamon. Very easy so far

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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The roofer that ghosted me 3 years ago just got in touch to see if I still wanted the work done 🙄

The work was completed last year by lovely roofers who charged less and did not ghost me

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@WhyNotZoidberg honestly. Bizarre eh

Firlefanz, to random
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6/3: Should books include a content warning?

I'm divided about this.

I do not think that trigger warnings actually help much.

On the other hand, readers should know about certain tropes that happen in a book, so they can avoid it if they do not like those.

I suppose it's up to each author, and I would certainly not want to impose them.

There's already too much book banning going on. (And lets not even talk about erotica and how they are handled.)

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@Firlefanz I think they should be an option, but not hit you in the face. So maybe a page near the beginning or signposted as a page at the back. Then people can choose

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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Doctor goes viral on social media after finding mystery goldfish in garden and keeping as pet.
#news #GoodNews #WeirdNews

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/24360617.newcastle-doctor-goes-viral-keeping-mystery-goldfish-pet/

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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I cooked a jacket spud in the oven as god intended and damn but that crispy skin ...

Homer Simpson drooling

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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I have people in my feed asking for more content warnings and people in my feed asking for fewer content warnings 😂

Can't please all of the people all of the time

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@WhyNotZoidberg when I joined it was fairly clear: porn, nudity, food, images of insects/spiders/snakes, talk of abuse, politics, really intense eye contact. I think that was it

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Ha ha apparently there are nerds out there that peel off their windows stickers and replace them with Linux ones.

it's me I'm the nerd

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@kyonshi I mean, avoid the entire seller. They are just nerd magnets https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/184650471143

DJDarren, to random
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In the dreadful position of having to call HMRC regarding their fuckery.

“All of our operators are very busy. Yesterday’s waits times were 50 minutes”

😐

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@DJDarren they are not employing enough operators 🤬

DJDarren, to random
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Just made the bold choice of deleting all the filters on the Masto website, largely because 99% of my ‘Don’ing is done via Ivory, so it would get a bit confusing.

Let’s see how long it takes me to reinstate them on the app.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@DJDarren don't they carry though? I'm sure my apps and the website filters are the same 🤔

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Gosh my timeline is very full of people telling me who to vote for. I tell you now, I'll vote for the candidate that looks the most likely to dance well to disco

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Hold up. I just read this.

The mayor from jaws is still the mayor in jaws 2 it is so important to vote in your local elections 😳

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Not gonna lie. I wanna go. Is it every year? - Electromagnetic Field

https://www.emfcamp.org/tickets

evilcookies98, to random
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I mean nothing horrible by this, so don’t take it that way. Can I please filter the foreign language posts from my timeline? I can’t understand them and they melt my brain, but I like the people who post them and posting in your own language is not an unfollowing offense. That would be stupid if it was.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@evilcookies98 of course not. We can't all speak ever language. I have installed Google translate though and use it when I think a toot might be interesting 😁

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