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Tattooed_Mummy

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party

Angry old white cis lady, happy to be anyone's mum that needs one.

Gen X in UK.
Union Steward.
Favourite dinosaur : Ankylosaurus

#nobridge
Alternative account of https://wandering.shop/@Tattooed_mummy
Joined Mastodon in 2022
Disabled: I have Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease, it's a neuro thing, feel free to ask. 🥄

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Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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We are watching TV.

Ted (fox terrier) just ran into the room repeatedly squeaking a toy. He put it down and stared at me.

"Are you being deliberately annoying" i ask?.

He picked up the toy again and gave it an extra squeak while not breaking eye contact.

He's proper cheeky.

pippa, to random
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holy shit i just saw the new king charles portrait lmao wow uh appropriate?

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@pippa the demon king

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@pippa also TBF he did say he wanted to be Camilla's tampon.

Too soon?

aral, (edited ) to random
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What if we changed the rules so that if a US presidential candidate that supports arming Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people wins, 15,000 American kids are randomly chosen and killed. (Unlike Palestinian kids, they’d be killed as painlessly as possible, not screaming in anguish from having been blown apart by American bombs.)

What would you do? Still vote for Biden as is or move heaven and earth to have him change his policies and/or get the Democrats to pick another candidate?

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@aral if this is as trolley problem then I'm forced to stay home and eat cake.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Well besides Dannniii Minogue being hilarious, the news is pretty fucking bleak today. So I had a brainwave. Thought I'd try and improve my mood by looking up 'good news'. However I accidentally typed 'god news' and (in the style of a clickbait article).... the results may surprise you....

(or not)

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@dannotdaniel @TheBreadmonkey may I suggest "fuck me!" In these trying times..

Wait. That looks bad typed out. It's not an offer, it's an expletive... I'll stop digging now ⛏️

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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What is going right: halting Amazon deforestation, plus more - Positive News

Deforestation in Brazil and Colombia has plummeted following changes in political leadership, according to analysis by the World Resources Institute’s (WRI) in partnership with the University of Maryland, US.

Tree loss in the Brazilian Amazon fell 39% when President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva took the reins last year, the data showed. In Colombia, logging has fallen by almost half under premier Gustavo Petro.

https://www.positive.news/society/good-news-stories-from-week-14-of-2024/

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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UK weather.
27 degrees last Sunday, sunny
9 degrees today, raining.

No wonder Britain is broke. We need 9 outfit changes in a single day

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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Man told he is not British after 42 years in UK.

"He's been here longer than the people who are working in the Home Office on his case have been alive."

We should just scrap borders. Live where you like, pay taxes where you live.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-69016539

soheb, to random
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I've got me a new android phone!

The OnePlus Nord CE 3 Lite 5G or whatever - £175 but holy smokes it feels nippy and fast!!

AND THE BACK BUTTON!! Oh how I missed you so!!

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@soheb please do not comment on the font

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RustyRaven @Baku sounds like a sign to me

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RustyRaven the imminent death of the USA government I reckon

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Sky News: Age limits to be imposed on school sex education for first time - reports.

Schools will be told not to teach children any form of sex education until year 5, when pupils are aged nine.

Other measures due to be announced by Education Secretary will prevent children from being taught they can change their gender, and rules out any explicit sexual conversations until the age of 13.

:thisisfinefire:

https://news.sky.com/story/age-limits-to-be-imposed-on-school-sex-education-for-first-time-reports-13136134

Tattooed_Mummy,
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As a parent I taught my daughter about where babies came from from when she was 3.
At 5 we met a family where the dad was a cross dresser at the weekend, so we learned about that then, and later about being transgender, when she was about 7.
Let's hope the kids with parents that teach them, teach the kids who's parents leave it up to the school to do it.

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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I won't boost images without alt text.
I will unfollow people who don't use alt text (it's easier to be confident in who I follow for boosting)
I turn off boosts for people who boost posts with no alt text.
If you want to up your alt text game this might help.

The Beginner's Guide to Alternative Text

Alternative text (commonly known as alt text) is a crucial aspect of web accessibility that ensures all users, including those with visual impairments, can access and understand the content of images on websites. In this guide, we’ll explore what alt text is, why it’s important, how to write effective alt text, and best practices to follow.

https://cybersprout.net/the-beginners-guide-to-alternative-text/

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Never forget.....

Findus Crispy Pancakes were found to contain 100% horse meat. A whole generation of British kids grew up eating horses. I feel like that should be more of a thing. Maybe that's got something to do with the UKs mental health epidemic. Mental horselth epidemic (nope that doesn't work at all). But maybe we're all sad all the time due to eating a bunch of horses by surprise. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS! You just ate a horse. How do you feel now? This is what capitalism does to families.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@TheBreadmonkey @DJDarren I only eat herbivores. Omnivores at a pinch but I've heard carnivores taste bad.
And I like to check my herbivores are actually herbivores! Not sad cows fed other cows 😢

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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New GPT-4o AI model is faster and free for all users, OpenAI announces.
Among the updates that OpenAI revealed on Monday were improved quality and speed of ChatGPT’s international language capabilities, as well as an ability to upload images, audio and text documents for the model to analyze.

In wtf #news ...

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/13/openai-new-chatgpt-free

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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Giant whale returns after disappearing for over 100 years.
The giant blue-grey sei whales have made a triumphant return to the waters off Argentina's Patagonian coast, more than a century after relentless hunting drove them to the brink of extinction in the region.
#news #GoodNews

https://www.indiatoday.in/science/story/giant-whale-returns-after-disappearing-for-over-100-years-2538536-2024-05-13

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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Bristol plane fuselage turned into primary school library.

Catherine, a student at the school, said: "I really enjoy reading... [and] the library has been really amazing.

"You get to be inside a plane, in your school, with books, which is really cool."

#news #GoodNews #books #bookstodon

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-68986318

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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No wonder the is losing water! The bloody fox is drinking it!

Fox looking at the pile of wood
Fox climbing the wood pile
King of the castle. Fox on the wood pile

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Looks like a cracking storm further north. Any of you chaps experiencing it?

RickiTarr, to random
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It still tickles me that the TERFS and Transphobes tried to claim Terry Pratchett as their own, and everyone who actually knew him, including his daughter, and co-author Neil Gaiman, was like WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, you couldn't be further from the truth.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@RickiTarr have they even read anything he's written?!?

seachanger, to random
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Can’t believe umbrella style hats with solar panels aren’t a thing, who wants to go in on this company with me

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@seachanger I come with news https://solsolhat.com/

Tattooed_Mummy, to news
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'Heroin & Crack Zone' posters pop up across Bristol.

No shit Sherlock : Police and council officials have confirmed posters which proclaim an area of Bristol to be a ‘Crack and Heroin Zone’ are fake

#news

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/heroin--crack-zone-posters-9279119

DJDarren, to random
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While I’m not suggesting I don’t vacuum my house often enough, I’ve hit the max fill line in the Dyson after just two rooms.

Tattooed_Mummy,
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@DJDarren I have dogs. I sometimes empty half way through doing the lounge. I vacuum twice a week

Tattooed_Mummy, to random
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Tsk he's one to talk!

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