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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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TidalFlats, to random
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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @12thRITS @glasspusher
53°F at 0700, 63.3° now and I am seriously considering socks.

Somebody please talk me down.

TidalFlats, to random
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This is good news for John McCain!
@keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @AlterNewt @glasspusher @Biff52 @GuyDudeman

https://themessenger.com/entertainment/meghan-mccain-family-did-not-authorize-new-ghost-of-john-mccain-musical?utm_source=onsite&utm_medium=related_story

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good afternoon Mastodonians! Finally starting to clear here near the Bay.

Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue behind a tattered white cloud deck, grey stratus and puffy cumulus off in the distance. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue behind a tattered white cloud deck, grey stratus and puffy cumulus off in the distance. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.
Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek, sky is deep blue behind a tattered white cloud deck, grey stratus and puffy cumulus off in the distance. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

TidalFlats, to random
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@edwilk @glass @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @Biff52
That's the safest choice.

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good morning Mastodonians! Out & about at the very beginning of another fine day near the Bay.

Photo of a very early morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun still below the horizon, tinting it orange yellow. Sky is a deep purpling blue. Creek water is still and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and try to blend in with the shadows.
Photo of a very early morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun still below the horizon, tinting it orange yellow. Sky is a deep purpling blue. Creek water is still and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and try to blend in with the shadows.

TidalFlats, to random
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Someone tried to give Matt Gaetz an inflatable sex doll today. He had it sent away because it was too old.
@edwilk @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @Biff52 @AlterNewt @GuyDudeman

https://nitter.net/Acyn/status/1749187328558469513#m

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @AlterNewt @Biff52 @GuyDudeman
I'm sorry, what cooler?
https://www.morningstar.com/news/business-wire/20240201633898/igloo-and-green-day-drop-dookie-collaboration

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A beautiful beginning of May Day near the Bay, yay!

Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left. A low grey shelf of cloud bisects the sky to the right. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

TidalFlats, to Reptiles
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Lizard days are here again
As summer evenings grow

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! It's the start of another fine Goose-Bothering, Boat Spotting day near the Bay

Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Marsh is green with new spring growth. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and in the marsh, happy to finally get in some serious Goose-Bothering.
Photo of a clear morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left in a partly cloudy blue sky. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sun, sky and clouds. In the foreground a lone Canada goose keeps station in the water as a Chesapeake Bay deadrise workboat in the background makes a turn at the end of a line of crab pots.

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! We disposed of our Goose-Bothering duties early today, in order to beat the Arctic steamroller.

Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek, yellow sun rising low on an orange horizon. Sky is cloudless and deep blue. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek, yellow sun rising low on an orange horizon. Sky is streaked with clouds at the horizon. Rafts of Canada geese ride calmly in the rippled Creek water.

TidalFlats, to random
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Whenever I get down or feel at loose ends in New Year's Eve I think of Alan Kohler's excellent 2015 financial forecast and am content.
@keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @edwilk mstdn.social @Biff52 @AlterNewt
https://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/abc-finance-guru-alan-kohler-gives-new-years-eve-spew-forecast-major-ralphing-20150101-12gbki.html

TidalFlats, to random
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Ho, ho, ho!
Wouldn't you know!
Ho, ho, ho!
Wouldn't you know!
New sex position
Slick, slip, click
Curled on the floor with
A broken dick!

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

TidalFlats, to random
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Today in unintended consequences:
@keithmorrisnm @AlterNewt @edwilk @Biff52 @GuyDudeman

https://gizmodo.com/zoo-hopes-plan-to-introduce-famous-cursing-parrots-to-l-1851194097

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm
This is so embarrassing. I wish someone had taken MTG aside and explained to her the holiday's name is Gom Jabbar.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/25/marjorie-taylor-greene-yom-kippur-hanukah-menorah

TidalFlats, to NFL
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS

🏈 @nfl @mastodonsports

Via Kevin Gallagher @KevG163

During 's first-ever nationally-televised primetime home game, an inebriated Howard Cosell🍸was forced to miss the second half of the -Giants game on Monday Night Football from frigid Franklin Field.

He would vomit on Don Meredith's boots, then take a car service back to NYC.

November 23, 1970

https://thecanadian.social/@emarktaylor/111066656662955491

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher @12thRITS @AlterNewt
https://www.themarginalian.org/2014/07/18/les-horribles-cernettes/

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good morning Mastodonians! It's a cool, floody, breezy, cloudy but clearing day near the Bay.
#morning #clouds #flooding #Chesapeake #Dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water.
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. The high patens wetland salt bushes stand green on either side of the wood walk. Creek water from a blowup high tide is flooding the walk's entrance. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers splash joyfully through the high tide.

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher
https://triangletoot.party/@jhv/112440636207068348

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good afternoon Mastodonians! Out enjoying the tail end of another fine day near the Bay.

Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek sky is pale blue peeking through a low broken cloud deck. Clouds are grey and lit orange at the bottom by the setting sun. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground the high patens wetland sighs happily at a fine day's photosynthetic fun.
Photo of a calm afternoon on Harris Creek sky is pale blue peeking through a low broken cloud deck. Clouds are grey and lit orange at the bottom by the setting sun. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and look in varied directions, on the lookout for interesting marsh creatures.

TidalFlats, to random
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It's Young Frankenstein movie night tonight.

TidalFlats, to random
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https://beige.party/@quasirealsmiths/112484817536707717
Paging @keithmorrisnm
#ChunderRoad

TidalFlats, to random
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@keithmorrisnm
" But sir, it's only Whaffer- sided thin!"
https://social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/112336186814750081

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! Here's a chilly clear sunrise with Gundogs, fun birds and bonus Moon and Venus pic.

Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun still below the horizon and tinting it firey orange. Sky is a deep blue shading pale towards the horizon. Creek is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and orange sunrise. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, satisfied with successfully frightening tens of sleeping Canada geese.
Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun still below the horizon and tinting it firey orange. Sky is a deep blue shading pale towards the horizon. Creek is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and orange sunrise. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk, excited at the prospect of frightening tens of sleeping Canada geese.
Photo of a clear sunrise over Harris Creek sun still below the horizon and tinting it firey orange. Sky is a deep blue shading pale towards the horizon. Creek is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and orange sunrise. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, satisfied with successfully frightening tens of sleeping Canada geese.

TidalFlats, to random
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Theory? What theory?
@keithmorrisnm
https://gizmodo.com/absurd-conspiracy-theory-claims-alaskan-science-experim-1851475451

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