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TidalFlats

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Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
Yeah these are good, esp. "Cave of Unimaginable Delights". These days though, we'd probably just shorthand it to "Fun Tunnel", much less prosaic.

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What if the weird thoughts I have popping into my head are animals trying to telepathically communicate with me?

TidalFlats,
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RickiTarr, to random
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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
I feel like I'm in this one.

TidalFlats,
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RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

TidalFlats,
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@RickiTarr
I'd like to have been on this one
https://youtu.be/zoGMXRjLKGE?feature=shared

TidalFlats, to space
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Hey Mastodonians. If you're in the area, NASA may be launching from Wallops Island tonight
#NASA #Antares #Wallops #Rocket #Launch #Neato
Tuesday, August 1
8 p.m. – Launch coverage of the Northrop Grumman NG-19 Cygnus spacecraft to the International Space Station. Launch scheduled for 8:31 p.m.

https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive

TidalFlats, to random
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It's Young Frankenstein movie night tonight.

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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TidalFlats, to Dogs
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TidalFlats, to Dogs
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TidalFlats, to Battlemaps
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TidalFlats, to random
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The ostensible reason Republicans didn't want Biden to speak is that they hate him. The actual reason is that they fear him.
Here's a man who's experience and competence in governance is unparalleled now, a "happy warrior" giving a speech to the nation filled with optimism and righteous fire, presenting a slate of forward looking plans and policies that speak deeply to the aspects of this nation most of us grew up believing America should stand for.

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AlterNewt, to random
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It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

TidalFlats,
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@AlterNewt @thepoliticalcat
Happy Ed Balls Day, to those who celebrate!

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TidalFlats, to Dogs
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TidalFlats,
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TidalFlats,
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@edwilk
It's gratifying to know that the situation isn't critical enough for pants

RickiTarr, to random
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If you wash and dry a load of laundry, you also have to be prepared to fold it, and put it away. It's not really helping otherwise.

TidalFlats,
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TidalFlats,
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thepoliticalcat, to random
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I know Trump's myrmidons aren't that smart, but why do they have to be so fucking STUPID?

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-supporter-arrested-2668334240/

Saying "I'll fucking kill you" to Secret Service dudes sounds like a recipe for disaster, dude.

TidalFlats,
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@thepoliticalcat
"57-year-old Eric Evan Brown, a resident of White Springs, Florida,..."
Ah, Florida.

"After agents left Brown's property, writes WFLA, they "received a call from the RV park management ..."
Ah, Trailer park.

"Brown, added WFLA, "was also accused of grabbing his dog by the collar and throwing it back into his RV while kicking it."

All right, lock this fucker up.

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@thepoliticalcat
Myrmidons? Droogs, I think.

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