ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.

ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Girlfriends: Leah, Amber
ℹ️ Headmates: Leebee, Katherine, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

ℹ️ Unhinged Account

Recommended Mutes
(Use these if you don't wish to see certain content.)

Boundaries
(Please keep these boundaries in mind when interacting with me.)

PFP Credit: Cosmix@mastodon.art
Banner is edited from Sparkle "Monodrama" Trailer

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

ashten, to random

teacher:

you can be anything you want when you grow up ​:neocat_heart_pink:​

student:> i can be a girl??? ​:neocat_aww:​

conservative:
> no! bad!

teacher:> yes ​:neocat_heart_pink:​ even a girl

ashten, to random

happy birthday @puniko !

we all love you and hope you have a wonderful day today! ​:neocat_heart_pink:​

ashten, to random

researchers:

hey, we figured out how to unlock tesla's with less than $100 worth of radio equipment

tesla's reply:> yah, uhmmm... we never actually advertised that our keyless entry system was supposed to prevent theft

me: ​:neocat_what:​

ashten, to random

our competition

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9ttawy9dsbau00sk

ashten, to random

didnt you know that red sauce can be replaced with glue?

ashten, to random

k = shut tf up
kk = acknowledge
kkk = (just dont use this one, ever)
kkkk = omg! im excited!
kkkkk = aaaaaa!!! im so excited to do the thing!!!!

ashten, to random

k

ashten, to random

the earth is so big that it might as well be flat

because my tiny mind cannot perceive the enormous concept that it might actually be round due to my incredibly narrow perception of my place in the universe and that not everything revolves around me

ashten, to random

can someone give me a copypasta to read outloud?

ashten, to random

uhm, excuse me miss, where's your woem pass?

ashten, to random

hey girl~

why are you looking at me like you're expecting me to say something? i was just saying hi cuz youre cute

ashten, to random

plurality is a social contagion

your headmates tell you they're plural, and then suddenly you think youre plural too!

ashten, to random

oh no, @puniko changed her pfp!!!

ashten, to random

​:ashten_milk:​

ashten, to random

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
warning
your fedi acct has encountered an error!

please reply with your password to verify
your identity!

dont actually do this

ashten, to random

​:loading:​

loading post...

18+ dangerdyke, to random
@dangerdyke@translunar.academy avatar

ackshooally saying ACAB is antifeminist because calling someone a bastard is implying its bad to have a promiscuous mother :/

ashten,

@dangerdyke all cops are bad

ashten, to random

if windows 11 is so good,
why isnt there a windows 12?

ashten, to random

imagine being so extroverted that you want to talk to an AI to make an order instead of clicking on buttons

puppygirlhornypost, to random

to get around having no note search on the other instance i have began to quote dm myself

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost i should probably get meillisearch installed one of these days

ashten, to random

woem.men officially tf.s endorsed??? ​:neocat_aww:​

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

lars is going unhinged what the fuck did you give her

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost same stuff ive been drinking maybe?

ashten, to random

if someone is unemployed, the government should automatically put a hold on their mortgage

ashten, to random

hands you a 10 megaton bomb with the timer already set

free sample from ashten's evil emporium! ​:neocat_floof:​

i cant believe that despite giving out all these samples, im still losing customers faster than ever!

ashten, to random

amber: i want to impregnate ashten

every other subpost on fedi: i wanna be impregnated too

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • megavids
  • slotface
  • cubers
  • tacticalgear
  • everett
  • Durango
  • rosin
  • InstantRegret
  • DreamBathrooms
  • thenastyranch
  • magazineikmin
  • Youngstown
  • mdbf
  • ngwrru68w68
  • JUstTest
  • kavyap
  • tester
  • GTA5RPClips
  • modclub
  • cisconetworking
  • osvaldo12
  • khanakhh
  • ethstaker
  • anitta
  • provamag3
  • Leos
  • normalnudes
  • lostlight
  • All magazines
    •