ashten

@ashten@woem.men

[evil] lvl. 100 autistic lesbian vampire catgirl who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident.


ℹ️ Head Server maid for woem.men ​:blobcatchewwire:​

⚠️ I frequently parody religious themes in my posts.
⚠️ Can be unhinged sometimes.
⚠️ Banned from TBS for being "anti-TBS."

ℹ️ Girlfriend: Leah
ℹ️ Headmates: Leebee, Katherine, and Emily
ℹ️ Goddaughter: Luna

ℹ️ Unhinged Account

Disclaimer:
I use roleplay as a coping mechanism to process the trauma I've endured. While my 'unhinged' posts might be shocking, please understand that they don't reflect how I act in real life. I always provide content warnings for these posts, allowing anyone who might find them disturbing to easily scroll past or mute them.

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ashten, to random

im sorry everyone

each time you load sharkey, youre loading meta

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

it's funny how much of my tech knowledge stems directly from some sort of spite on my dad spying on me using windows parental controls.

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9tn3lk8p2pq401nn

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost omg me too XD

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost omg XD it was that easy to bypass???

ashten, to random

ohhhhhhh

that explains why my computer started playing sound randomly in the middle of the night

windows restarted to do updates and relaunched everything
including my youtube tabs

ashten, to random

crypto you could usually avoid

but jfc, you literally cannot avoid ai and im so fucking sick of it now

ashten, to random

in case anyone asks why woem.men is so speedy:

  1. our server is in space, and so has a direct line of sight connection to you
  2. its also in the ocean, so we get liquid cooling
  3. and its in a girl's bedroom collecting the latest yuri
ashten, to random

ehhhhhh most meta comes to me via other people

i actually usually ignore content under the "meta" CW unless i know it has to do with me directly

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9tly3k5k278m0211

ashten, to random

/dev/purr

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

eris sorry for rant hijacking ur post into discourse

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost smh typical amber /lh /tease

ashten, to random

no wonder techbros like AI so much

it spews out made-up bullshit just like they do!

garden, to random

apparently firefox enhanced tracking protection breaks some of the profile decorations on woem.men ​:neocat_woozy:​
thats why i couldnt see my own profile properly before

  • posted by Vi
ashten,

@garden huh. interesting, cuz we dont track you

ashten, to random

holy shit
y'all weren't joking about the history channel
theyre literally talking about how the pyramid is an oscillator designed to generate electricity
and that ig its a "chemical reactor"

ashten, to random

i should tell the judge about my experience as a moderator

im sure that'll get me selected for sure! /j

ashten, to random

goddammit bad place for a typo

ashten, to random

im a motherfucking lady
and im gonna fucking swear like it
you cant do shit about it

ashten, to random

im not allowed to bring pepper spray to jury duty

but ill be travelling there over public transit, in the dark, as a girl

wtf?

gil, to random

we both are busy with other shit, and that's when something happens & holo gets recommended for a fediblock? bffr

ashten,

@winter @gil woem.men stands with you

ashten, to random

the one electron theory states that all programs share a single browser

ashten, to random

cybertruck owner:
does a bunch of long videos on everything wrong with their cybertruck
but despite all that, its an amazing truck, and i am totally in love with it!

ashten, to random

uhhhhhhhhhhh

ig im the opposite of a companion cube

RE: https://akko.wtf/objects/084f8353-28b5-41f4-ac49-0afaf80e0fa1

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

you know what’s scarier than an instance admin jumping in your thread?

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost @puppygirlhornypost its less scary when i summon her myself

hi @disarray !

puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

@Chloe Might want to use your woem.men account to notify Ashten regarding your instance. Woem.men has a newly registered domain policy of ~30 days if I remember correctly and since your domain was registered 2024/5/15 it’ll be blocked from federation unless @ashten overrides it.

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost @Chloe i already overrided it a few days ago! ​:neocat_floof:​

ashten,

@puppygirlhornypost @Chloe sorry, im overriding your opinion /tease

ashten, to random

❤️ ​:blank:​ ❤️
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ashten, to random

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after hrt:
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