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batkaren, to random
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It’s fun how nothing means anything anymore.

batkaren, to random
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I was super excited to watch this Rick Astley video people keep sending me, but the link always turns out to be a bait-and-switch timeshare presentation.

batkaren, to random
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Star Trek taught me that nobody watches movies or tv in the future. One might occasionally read a book, but it better be an old Earth classic (no later than 19th century) or some random made-up future alien shit.

carcosa,
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@ramiro @batkaren Brad Boimler gets sucked in by Ferengi daytime television, but in large part because it's unfamiliar to him.

ramiro,
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@carcosa @batkaren leave it to Feringinar

batkaren, to random
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They’re calling you home, The New Yorker.

batkaren, to random
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I once rented a place on the ground-floor of a former multi-level house converted into apartments. The kitchen had a staircase that dead-ended at a renovation-added ceiling.

I would walk as far up as possible and sit there.

I miss those stairs to nowhere.

batkaren, to random
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Shout out to witches who fly by their own means, free from misogynistic trappings of housework as transports.

Oh and fuck the dude who came up with that concept.

batkaren, to random
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lotta folks out there missing the point

batkaren, to random
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I’m just gonna assume this one’s a pass from you, The New Yorker.

batkaren, to random
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“Pawn to queen 4,” I slur drunkenly.

My opponent looks to her associate. “Jeff?”

“Just give her the Big Mac combo meal,” he says. “Hey, Karen.”

I nod and vurp. “Jeff.”

batkaren, to random
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It’s come to my attention many of you are taking liberties when grinding your enemies’ bones to powder.

Granite mortar and pestle, or kindly get the shitting fuck out of my clubhouse.

batkaren, to random
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My boy Baker just took Best Ears at a street fair for dogs!

serpicojam,
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@batkaren

Congrats!!!

batkaren, to random
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“The face of god will remain unknowable as long as the yoke of human indifference drags us down!” I proclaim, crapping my pants in this Walmart patio furniture aisle.

batkaren, to random
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Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."

andrewfeeney,
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@batkaren “As far away as possible”

SomeGadgetGuy,
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@batkaren All of them. Yes.

batkaren, to random
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Giving directions like “when the wind blows northeasterly, you’ll come to an old mansion with a crone sitting on the porch—turn the angle her nose points, then continue until a frog hits you in the face. I’ll be the one throwing the frog.”

batkaren, to random
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Getting some grumbling acquiescence and annoyed tones for asking the medical staff in this tiny room to please mask because I’m high-risk for complications from Covid.

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