Even if the thing doesn’t get airborne anymore, it’d be one hell of a way to build up a flight simulator for gaming. Probably not what’s going on here but it’s what I’d do.
They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.
Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.
I’d watch a comedy movie (possibly also sequels) about a Santos/Ravache presidential campaign. Might just be “Mrs. Doubtfire Does D.C.” but if the ridiculousness of this whole Santos thing was toned down enough to be believable, it could be entertaining.
I’d lean toward Ravache as VP since these are republicans we’re talking about. Could set up some references to Palin that way too.
Not sure how to work it in yet but Ravache sounds a bit like “la vache” which is French for “the cow”. I’m sure there’s comedy to be milked from that but it could be a load of bull.
@comcreator has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a “Looking for moderators” post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity....
Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.
I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in...
The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don’t remem-
User @soraya (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they’ll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are !free and !woman....
US buys 81 Soviet-era combat aircraft from Russia's ally costing on average less than $20,000 each, report says (www.businessinsider.com)
The US has purchased 81 Soviet-era combat aircraft from Kazakhstan, the Kyiv Post reports....
Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green?
Birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, insects? Sure. But no mammals....
A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)
Which one? (sh.itjust.works)
Florida Dolphin Dies of Bird Flu as Alarm Grows Over Species Spread (gizmodo.com)
Florida scientists have reported the first known and fatal case of highly pathogenic H5N1 avian influenza in a bottlenose dolphin.
George Santos's latest money-making plot? Reviving his drag persona, Kitara Ravache (www.advocate.com)
Think he gets ESPN on that thing? (lemmy.world)
Transgender activists flood Utah tip line with hoax reports to block bathroom law enforcement (apnews.com)
S(u)pine or Pronis? (lemmy.world)
ATBGE Layered Wood Panels Art (i.imgur.com)
User flooding instance with (mostly) empty communities
@comcreator has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a “Looking for moderators” post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity....
McConnell’s exit isn’t going to be a quiet one (thehill.com)
Wealth inequality starts at birth. Lawmakers debate whether child savings accounts can help, the 401Kids Savings Act (www.cnbc.com)
Chinese scientist who first published COVID sequence protests after being locked out of his lab (apnews.com)
The first scientist to publish a sequence of the COVID-19 virus in China was staging a sit-in protest after authorities locked him out of his lab....
A watched pot never boils
I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in...
Spaghetti speed (sh.itjust.works)
What's this guy's deal again? (lemmy.world)
The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don’t remem-
Furniture Sketch (fedia.io)
New salvage operation underway (lemmy.world)
Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?...
[Resolved] Spam user/communities: @soraya, !free, !woman
User @soraya (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they’ll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are !free and !woman....