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betterdeadthanreddit,

Sounds to me like they’re establishing a new border. Just make it official, re-draw the line and give Mexico a spite exclave.

betterdeadthanreddit,

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man?

betterdeadthanreddit,

Can’t risk interacting with the peasants, their poverty might be contagious. That’s how that works, right?

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Wait for it. Win or lose, once they realize how embarrassing this episode should be, it’ll become something that none of them actually believed and besides, it was all started by some lefty trying to make fun of them. The real conspiracy turns out to be (in hindsight with the benefit of selective memory and heavy retconning) a push to drive up merchandise sales. They’ll make a reference to globalists, lizard people and something about “controlling the media” without a specific J-word for plausible deniability.

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That’s what makes it jacking, nobody says you have to finish.

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Most of the networks aren’t tongue-bathing his droopy old shriveled scrotum like Fox and other Russian state media organizations. That doesn’t mean they’re demonizing him.

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This was simplified to “You are what you eat” as part of the agreement reached at the Council of Constance to reunify the church after the Western Schism of 1378.

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For instructional purposes only:

I guess it got so bad that they moved the original form (archive link) to this new URL with a 2 at the end (live at the time of this post) and added some fields.

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Glaad to hear it.

Russia is working to subvert French support for Ukraine, documents show (www.washingtonpost.com)

“We have to change all the governments. … All the governments in Western Europe will be changed,” Jean-Luc Schaffhauser, a former member of the European Parliament for Le Pen’s party, said in an interview. “We have to control this. Take the leadership of this.”

betterdeadthanreddit,

“…top floor of the house he shares here with a senior Russian diplomat…”

You’d think that a Russki would have learned to fear heights by now. Also tea, umbrellas, underwear, ice picks…

betterdeadthanreddit,

I bet all that nazi gold in the Vatican vaults could pay for some doctors. Why does Vatican City exist anyway? How many other child molestation book clubs have their own city-states? One is already too many.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Calling something a “Trump case” should become an informal description among lawyers for a hopeless defense of an idiot loudmouth client.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Time to cash out, her friends in Moscow are calling her home.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Not to be confused with dis Crete or disc-crete.

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ESPN rents antenna space on that thing.

betterdeadthanreddit,

If this passes, I look forward to its inclusion in SovCit legal fanfic lore.

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Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

betterdeadthanreddit,

They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

betterdeadthanreddit,

I’m more interested in the backstory of Bigfoot learning to change tires. Is this a regular occurrence? If so, do they usually wait for people to look away and zip through like a NASCAR pit crew or is there some communication involved? “Hey man, don’t freak out but I’m a Bigfoot. Looks like car trouble, can I help?” or something along those lines. The former would explain the usual blurry appearance in photos but I like the idea that buddy Bigfoot is roaming the woods doing some casual roadside assistance and asking motorists to please be discreet once they’re back on their way.

Either way, I’d probably keep quiet. Can’t outrun or out-fight them in the first case if they didn’t appreciate my disclosure. If it was the latter option, it’d be a real dick move to spill the beans after accepting a favor like that.

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It’s not the most useful distinction when the full-time pundits and career politicians in question are taking their cues from the alt-right incels. Certainly still an embarrassment though. This is not how the GOP (re?)gains its credibility among the sane.

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I’d watch a comedy movie (possibly also sequels) about a Santos/Ravache presidential campaign. Might just be “Mrs. Doubtfire Does D.C.” but if the ridiculousness of this whole Santos thing was toned down enough to be believable, it could be entertaining.

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I’d lean toward Ravache as VP since these are republicans we’re talking about. Could set up some references to Palin that way too.

Not sure how to work it in yet but Ravache sounds a bit like “la vache” which is French for “the cow”. I’m sure there’s comedy to be milked from that but it could be a load of bull.

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Does that include putting group info into filenames or just watermarks that show up on the material while you’re using it? How about the ones that use the first line of their subtitle track for the group ID?

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Interviewing Putin isn’t what makes Tucker a traitor, it’s his occupation of uncritically regurgitating Kremlin talking points in an effort to persuade the American people to act against their interests.

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