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Cat News draws stories about cats from around the world. Send us your cat news and we will draw it!

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BREAKING MEWS: Cat News has finally received word from our repawter at the North Pole, Santa’s Cat (North Pole). Santa’s Cat and Santa’s Kitten both confirm that Santa’s sleigh was all filled up and Santa is now in flight and on his way around the world. No hitches, no hiccups, and the only thing left is for the elves to give the cats some ham.

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The towels have just been cleaned and folded, but more importantly, they are very nice and warm. So Digby (BC, Canada) settled down and slept on them before they could be put away.

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Its been cold the last few days, and that means that our CEO cat Pippin (BC, Canada) has been a real cuddle-bug to keep his humans warm (or steal their warmth). He has been sitting on them for hours! Even when they should have been drawing cats!

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Cats Of Mastodon! We are the algorithm. If you see a cat, boost a cat!

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We are committed to journalistic integrity at Cat News, so we must report that last night our CEO engaged in some wanton vandalism. Pippin (BC, Canada) chose to throw a mug on the floor, smashing it into many pieces, right in front of the Cat News Editor. We hope he wasn’t sending a message.

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There is a bee in the house and it is being very loud and aggressive. Danny (BC, Canada) has never seen such an extra insect. He is watching its every move as his humans try and get it to leave.

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Dana (Washington State, USA) likes to sleep in the wash basin, which her humans think is adorable. A bit more perplexing is the fact that Deedee likes to announce that she will be sleeping in the wash basin. There are loud crying meows every time she is about to settle down in there.

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The humans gave Voltaire (Saskatchewan, Canada) dinner before they went out. Now they are back, but Voltaire is pretty sure this means it is time for a second dinner.

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Herbert (Prince Edward Island, Canada) was listening to the birds, but apparently that was too much for him and he has fallen asleep on the window-sill.

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For some reason the humans decided to let Pippin (BC, Canada) come out and explore the snow for a bit. Pippin had never seen snow this deep before! So he leapt right in and vanished up to his tail. He then ran right back in the house again and now has declared snow to be his enemy.

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The humans like to hide snacks around the living room for Pippin (BC, Canada) to hunt and find. Normally he rushes to find them all as fast as possible. The other day however he decided he didn’t like the snacks on offer and just left all them all. Now there are a lot of abandoned snacks hidden in the room, but that’s the humans’ problem.

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Kandi (Michigan, USA) does not like the pink rabbit. It it too big and squishy and looks like it might be able to fight back, and fighting back is not allowed.

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It's -33c in Calgary today, so Jonesy (Alberta, Canada) is staying inside and warm wearing his Bee sweater his mom made for him.

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Kevin (BC, Canada) has been keeping his socks very clean lately, and would like the younger humans to please stop touching them. They don’t understand that it takes a lot of work to keep his little feet perfect.

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There's a new pain drug for cats - they get one shot per month for at least two months. Izzy "Starr" Izzborne, Purrst of His Name (California, USA), is getting them because he has arthritis, and he seems to be improving quite a bit - running around chasing his brother as fast as he can, and even "combing" his fur.

@thepoliticalcat

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The house has been very quiet today, because Lemon (Berkshire, UK) has been a very chill dude. He has just been chilling, napping, and chilling some more with his human.

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Pippin (BC, Canada) is sitting on the table near food, but that’s ok because he isn’t actually doing anything. So technically, in his book, he isn’t breaking any rules.

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In an enterprising moment where the human was distracted, Wordsworth (Greater London, UK) managed to sink his teeth into an unguarded ham on the kitchen counter. Apparently the temptation was too much for him.

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In case you ever wondered if our CEO cat Pippin (BC, Canada) helps with the drawing process at Cat News, we can confirm that he thinks he is helpful. Regardless, he is at least involved.

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Cat News recently spoke to about the work of Taters (California, USA) on the Deep Space Optical Communications experiment. Taters took on the role of Laser Motion Analytics and Close To Capture Specialist, for the mission, which saw an ultra-high definition video of him chasing a laser-dot streamed, via lasers, 31m km (19m miles).

Tater’s human described how Taters became involved on our blog, so check it out for the full story: https://www.cat-news.news/blog-1-1/taters-from-space

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Picasso (Central Bohemian Region, Czechia) was found batting around a pair of tweezers she had somehow gotten hold of. For some reason her humans took it away. They are so picky about what is a toy and what isn’t. She is far too creative to be held back by their preconceptions.

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Alexander The Cat (Bristol, UK) likes to sleep on the doormat. Maybe he is guarding the door, or maybe he just likes sleeping in the dirtiest spot in the house, who can really say?

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We asked our CEO cat Pippin if he had any words or thoughts for the end of 2023. He told us that there are only two times that matter, now and dinner time, and even then they only matter if they are the same time (which they should be). There is no such thing as 2023 and there never was, that’s just something made up by humans.

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Tammy (Pennsylvania, USA) has claimed her human as a chair. It has been over an hour, but of course her chair does not have the heart to move her.

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Percy (BC, Canada) was so discombobulated when his humans left on vacation that he went into covert mode for several days. Seeing his reluctance to come into the kitchen for meals, his intrepid cat-sitter brought his dish to him wherever he happened to be – under the bed, in his yurt, on the back of the sofa, or beneath the nightstand. “God only knows,” she e-mailed, “what he will expect from you when you return home.”

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