cendyne

cendyne, 8 days ago to random

This app is forever in no-longer-supported purgatory

cendyne, 11 days ago to random

lol

lmao

cendyne, 11 days ago to random

@arch what the dog doin

cendyne, 12 days ago to random

Go home java, you're drunk

cendyne, 12 days ago to random

Advising employer's Slack workspace admin to opt us out of training their AI models...

cendyne, 13 days ago to random

I got complimented for writing two pages of questions for a first time meeting with an integration middleware company. "Of the forty partners we've had, you're the only one to do this"

I mean, it's my 5th time overseeing an integration, I know what we care about and what will get in the way.. why not come prepared if we have only 30 minutes to talk

cendyne, 14 days ago to random

Gmail is the next thing to die :')
(Well, probably chrome apps in general, actually)

cendyne, 14 days ago to random

Listening to some internet radio
It kept getting discord noises and setting me off at work

cendyne, 14 days ago to random

I came back from vacation and our AWS TAM leaves a yubisneeze in the shared slack channel

cendyne, 18 days ago to random

Nuclear engineering introductory lesson at a furry convention

cendyne, 22 days ago to random

I love how I always hit edge cases whenever I try something.

The Apple sign in button should not be 250 px high.

Mentioned once on a forum 4 years ago https://forums.developer.apple.com/forums/thread/122857

cendyne, 26 days ago to random

Waiting for the day randsomware is built with electron

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

Anyone remember being guilt tripped by bonzai buddy?

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

This week was a wild ride at work. Solved an OOM disaster where 1.8MB of gzip'd json would decompress into over 600MB of JSON, which balloons into more when deserialized. And brought processing time down on some background jobs from 5 minutes to 3 seconds.

Would you believe me if I said linked lists are not sets and n^n algorithms are bad?

Incidents like these remind me why some tech companies interview for algorithm efficiency.

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

lol hashicorp

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

haha, the HN response to "uwubernetes" is to create a new user called "furcrime" and vent on that.

Lately that place has become more visibly anti-queer at the top too.

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

I now have a squarespace account, that I never asked for.

Why?
Google Domains sold out, and as they renew the domains, they shove it off to an account on squarespace with the same email, which is conveniently authenticated with "log in with google"

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

Deep breaths

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

After 1090 days, one of my VMs was restarted to fix a problem

It didn't fix the problem. The disk was full, yet only 7.6 / 16 GB were used.
There's this thing called "inodes" which you can query the use of with df -i
100% inode usage.. how? Tried to use find and sort to find out where they were used and.. oh it can't create a temp file.

Great. Eventually I found something that gives a recursive count of files for each directory. Home. Cendyne. Maildir?

Wait what's this? 884883 files for queued messages from root to Cendyne?

Okay.. every minute cron has been sending an email which has been queued in the inbox for years.

rm *
Are you sure you want to delete more than 100 files?
Y
...
Too many parameters zsh backs out
find -type f -delete

Finally, my vm is alive again

cendyne, 1 month ago to random

Cookie chips are keeping me up at night

Not that kind

I mean.. https://developers.google.com/privacy-sandbox/3pcd/chips

arch, 2 months ago to random

Well, I accidently deleted my partner's website's database.

I guess I'm using this excuse to move off CouchDB. As nice as it is it's a bit heavy for what I'm using it for. I will find another use for it!

cendyne, 2 months ago to random

The future of self checkout is waiting in line behind 20 carts while 10 operator stations are unstaffed

cendyne, 2 months ago to random

Buying new computer parts.
The water cooler loop did leak, but it wasn't the cause.

Motherboard USBs were not predictably functioning. Would occasionally disconnect and reconnect.

For a while I would have this thing where every 40-80 seconds, the mouse and keyboard would pause buffer for 8 or so seconds. Then the mouse would jump to where it should be.

I switched to a PCIe USB card and it worked wonders better. Except for when I needed to peek into the bios.

Swapping in the old GPU, which should work, has the same behavior as the new GPU which a bit of fluid coolant spilled on.

Can't boot from a USB drive.

Can't boot into windows.

I think it is halting once the cpu exits 16 bit mode in the bootloader. Windows at least had the sense to toss in a watchdog timer to reboot if nothing proceeds.

cendyne, 2 months ago to random

Too bad vhs -> vcr -> capture doesn't compress too well

cendyne, 2 months ago to passkeys

Hmm, does ebay not let you set up more than one passkey? It says "Passkeys" after setting up one with faceid... And then has the option "Turn off" instead of "Edit"

#passkeys