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chad

@chad@beige.party

Really looking forward to naptime.
My avatar is 16 tiles of my cat Chapati’s face. I have another cat named Udon (not pictured).

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Corporate Accounts Payable, this is Nina speaking. Just a moment.

chad, to random
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So there’s a tree named Joshua?

chad,
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@Alice I don’t trust this Joshua tree 🤨

chad, to random
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Morning standup time!

Yesterday, I finished the cheesecake.
Today, I’ll finish the donuts.

No blockers.

chad,
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@Alice [INTERIOR, KITCHEN, WEDNESDAY, LUNCH]

wife: (not seeing the empty pie tin) these sandwiches are great! thanks!

me: (sweating) great!

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If you have déjà vu but you don’t say “whoa, déjà vu” you will have that same déjà vu again until you say “whoa, déjà vu” about it.

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Is there a hashtag or cw convention for when you post something that would probably be better to instead say to a therapist if you had a therapist?

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The neighborhood Bird has bloomed, with more to come! I really like the leaves on their own, but it’s a special treat to get the flowers out.

I propagated some of this cluster over by my house and am eagerly awaiting my first bloom-on-premises.

chad,
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Follow up! I caught this bird in the middle of its opening day

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Cakeposting will resume as soon as I finish this pie. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

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Whenever my husband and I stay in a hotel room with two beds, I like to role play like we're two coworkers on a business trip where I get things hot by spending the evening microwaving fish.

chad,
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@Alice gonna lose more followers over this one, Slice

chad,
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@Alice I think you need to tell us about more of the foreplay, like how you ask for a room near the ice machine.

chad,
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@Alice 😳

You two are NOT going to make it to continental breakfast before the good yogurts are gone

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Oh, you think it's funny to mock ADHD, the condition I have struggled with since I was born? Well, I have something to tell you! What were we just talking about?

chad,
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@StefanThinks we were chuckling at what if these silly fruit names were silly people names

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