chemical_cutthroat

chemical_cutthroat, 14 days ago

Oh, ok. I haven’t bought an EA game in over a decade, and the one that I was gifted ended up being broken and nearly unplayable, so I’ll just continue abstaining from them.

chemical_cutthroat, 14 days ago

Jimmy Eat World has a fucking solid catalog from front to back. A lot of fans bag on Chase This Light as a weak release, but it still has some solid jams on it. I have a playlist of their discography and there isn’t a skip on it. I just let it go while I’m working and I’m never bored.

chemical_cutthroat, 15 days ago

I rented a Malibu several years ago and it was the most bland, uninspired car I have ever driven. It set a new bar for mediocre. There was nothing “bad” about it, but I couldn’t wait to be rid of it. And that’s coming from a guy who has owned more than one Buick. I can’t say I’m sorry to see the badge retired.

chemical_cutthroat, 17 days ago

I really like what they did with the wall.

chemical_cutthroat, 17 days ago

Every time you have sex, is she just thinking about his code?

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

What’s worse is when I have a straight flush in the first hand and it’s the “only one hand type” boss. I don’t even realize until I try to play a two pairs on the next hand and realize just how fucked I truly am.

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

I’ll have one as soon as I change my name to Ben and/or Jerry.

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

When you’ve got money and you do the kind of things I get up to, people laugh and say that you’re eccentric, which is a polite way of saying you’re fucking mad.

—Keith Moon

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

Like Trump’s legal defense is about to be for him.

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

When they only have two brain cells to share, they have to pass them around communities.

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

I was out for a leisurely trip down Rodeo Drive and happened to have my hunting equipment with me. I pondered; when was the last time someone of my caliber was in these parts? Surely, not since many of the residents had cause to require the skilled service of my ancestors.

chemical_cutthroat, 18 days ago

How dare a black man put his knee down!? That’s our move.

chemical_cutthroat, 19 days ago

If you think they won’t keep attacking, you are wrong. If you think they’ll stop with rubber bullets and tear gas, you are wrong. If you think they aren’t coming for you, you are wrong.

chemical_cutthroat, 19 days ago

This is just inaccurate…

chemical_cutthroat, 19 days ago

If the name was actually Napoleon, or if it used the traditional French recipe in the image to mimic the flag, I would give it a pass as a good shit post, but it’s Neapolitan, and it’s using the American recipe, so it’s not even tangentially funny. It’s just a bad shit post, and not in a good way. Sorry chief, try again.

chemical_cutthroat, 19 days ago

Who died and made you… Oh.

chemical_cutthroat, 20 days ago

I had a great time with Andromeda when it released, but something happened to the game during new game plus that completely broke everything, and I stopped playing to wait for a patch.

I’m still waiting…

chemical_cutthroat, 21 days ago

Hell yeah. Government inspected beef.

chemical_cutthroat, 20 days ago

Your local recruitment office. They’ll inspect your meat and give you a free haircut.

chemical_cutthroat, 21 days ago

I’d lose my mind if the doctor regenerated and Picardo walked out… “Please state the nature of your medical emergency.”

chemical_cutthroat, 21 days ago

Updoots to the left

chemical_cutthroat, 21 days ago

Fancy memes

chemical_cutthroat, 21 days ago

Letting the installer autonomously adjust the recovery partition may open up vulnerabilities where malicious software can be placed in recovery. I don’t know how accurate that is, but it makes sense to me, and would be why they want it done on a case by case basis as needed and not just a mass fix to all installs whether they need it or not.

chemical_cutthroat, 22 days ago

“Don’t worry, we fired all of the people that told us not to shove paid DLC into every aspect of the game, and now we are cruising along for a full release next summer. Pre-Order the digital still-won’t-suck-your-dick edition for only $109.99 and get a 5 song soundtrack, 3 HD wallpapers and a half-assed content pack that you’ll forget about 30 minutes into the game.”

chemical_cutthroat, 22 days ago

Don’t cram touchscreens and smart features into every fucking aspect of your car. Keep your costs low, keep prices low, and believe it or not, you’ll tap into the “bottom” 60% of the market that has been forced to buy used for the last 10 years. I don’t want a base trim 10 year old Honda Accord with 150k miles, but it’s all I can find for under $20k.