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claus

@claus@chaos.social

German in Brazilian exile.
Lead Dev @ https://madeinhaus.com

Co-Founder of the Internet. Keypunch Operations Supervisor. Former Ice Cream Truck driver. VCR collector. Not an artist.

Toots here in 🇩🇪 and 🇬🇧

Admin https://mastodon.com.br 🇧🇷

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isotopp, to random German
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https://nos.nl/artikel/2520536-rechts-kabinet-van-pvv-vvd-nsc-en-bbb-in-zicht-partijen-zijn-er-bijna-uit

Sieht so aus als bekommen wir hier gerade eine Koalition aus Nazis, CDU, FDP und Schwurblern. Könnt Ihr in Deutschland schon mal sehen wie das sich so anfühlt.

claus,
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@isotopp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9DQmJItxD8

mcc, to random
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Looking into how to set up a bluesky server.

Noticed this bit here, in the documentation. That's an interesting way to spell "cannot"

claus,
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@mcc "to federate with bsky please send a postcard to Chad in Huntsville, TN"

promovicz, to random
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In German, the language „Rust“ would be gendered grammatically as neutral „das Rust“ - while it is masculine „der Rost“ for ‚rust’ in German. There also is an ambiguous word „das Rost“ which refers to a grill or grating.

claus,
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@promovicz Let's not forget the German delicacy "die Rustbratwurst" (which is feminine)

jwz, to random
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Harassing botnets with zipbombs.

The idea is this: instead of just blocking IP addresses that hit honeypot URLs, feed them a compressed document that massively expands on their end, making them run out of memory and crash.

This is extremely...
https://jwz.org/b/ykMS

claus,
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@jwz If not gzip, then maybe brotli?

claus,
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@jwz Huh?

claus,
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@jwz Also WebP is supported in all modern browsers (unless you care about IE)
https://caniuse.com/webp

claus,
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@jwz Not sure what you're trying to tell me. Are you worried about the "very long lines"? Google dot com serves minified content, which results in very long lines.

claus,
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@jwz Oh gotcha. I don't know what Google does there, but i tried some other random site and it returned brotli compressed data (file simply says "data")

claus,
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@jwz

root42, to random
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TIL that back in the 80s you needed a license to run a microwave oven in Germany.

claus,
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@root42 Also, modems and acoustic couplers (or anything you attached to your telephone in some way really) had to be certified by the Deutsche Post in the 80s, leading to the CCC releasing the schematics of the "Datenklo" ("Data Toilet"), a guerilla acoustic coupler for everyone (including me) to build and operate illegally. It did a whopping 300 bps. Good times.

claus, to random German
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Seit 4.2 updated meine lokale Timeline hier nicht mehr. Startseiten-Timeline und Benachrichtigungen updaten normal, wenn auch etwas spät manchmal (Erweitertes Webinterface in Chrome).

Weiss man da was, @ordnung?

claus,
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@nasi @ordnung Hmm weird, ich seh auch keine Fehler in der Konsole.

claus,
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@ordnung @nasi Ah hatte ich nicht gesehen, danke! 🤞

claus, to random German
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Tausend Milliardäre weniger auf der Erde? Find ich gut, das Projekt hat meine volle Unterstützung. /s

notjustbikes, to random
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    claus,
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    @notjustbikes
    Hey i just had a brilliant idea!

    How about everybody who likes BlueSky goes to BlueSky, and everybody who likes the fediverse stays here.

    🤯

    mcc, to random
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    I don't understand how the quantum dish detergent is different from the not-quantum dish detergent

    claus,
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    @mcc Finish Quantum requires a superconducting dishwasher

    mcc, to random
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    So I installed Ubuntu a couple weeks ago. And it's been

    Really nice! My best experience with desktop Linux ever, actually. This weekend I've been using it for daily use instead of Windows and I've been satisfied.

    Until

    Until today I ran the GIMP :(

    Oh my god it's so bad :( It has not noticeably improved in 20 years and it was bad then

    I made this with it https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/560/275/613/023/168/original/aab40922c303d7e3.png this is… well below my expected quality levels for a joke/meme image. But this was the best I could do in GIMP :(

    claus,
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    @mcc Those skewed layer thumbnails though. :breadthink:

    claus,
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    @mcc

    codinghorror, to random

    Do I think people with green iMessage bubbles have made bad life decisions? No. Do I still respect them as people? Also no. ✅

    claus,
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    @codinghorror What is "iMessage"

    claus,
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    @smallcircles @codinghorror Ah got it, AIM for rich people.

    fell, (edited ) to programming
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    Let's settle this once and for all.

    #programming #gamedev #webdev #cpp #java #javascript #python #c #csharp #html #typescript #kotlin #go #golang #rust #rustlang #clang #texteditor #ide #coding #code #poll #automation #shell #bash #powershell #basic

    claus,
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    @fell

    Short clip of Steve Carell in The Office shouting "NO! GOD! PLEASE! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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