dr_catman

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dr_catman,

The academic consensus is that a guy probably existed who was a preacher whose teachings gave rise to the legend of this miraculous “Jesus”.

Everything that’s assumed to be real about Jesus is completely mundane. A preacher whose followers spread his teachings and fantastically embellished his achievements. Big deal! There are hundreds of guys like that. He’s L. Ron Hubbard without the trillion-year-old spaceships.

dr_catman,

Shark Exorcist.

If you’ve seen the Best of the Worst episode, you know why. If not, you should!! It’s one of the best BotW segments.

dr_catman,

That’s definitely much cooler than the usual Christian stuff. What’s the point of a myth without some interpersonal drama, someone exploiting some loophole for some reason, and sibling rivalries?

How the fuck can I kill 20 hours?

My 13 hour flight just got delayed 7 hours, I’m stuck at my second airport, and I dont think I’m gonna make it. I have some movies and audio books on my phone, but really only anticipated having to burn the flight time via napping and some media, not 7 hours leading up to it, and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna mentally burn...

dr_catman,

Having thoughts isn’t an issue. The issue is engaging with the thought.

You’re sitting there meditating. Then your head goes “hey, I gotta pay my insurance bill”

And then you go, “oh yeah, the insurance bill. For my car. Do I need to change the oil yet? Oh no, I have another like 800 miles to go. What’s 800 miles from here? Cleveland? Man, that LeBron really has some longevity”

Or instead, you could go “I’m meditating”. No judgment though, just point it out. Just note that a thought occurred and redirect your attention to the fact that you’re meditating and to your breath or whatever else. Another thought will come up shortly thereafter. You can just redirect again.

dr_catman,

“What if Chromium had its own fake money?”

Google's AI Bots Tout 'Benefits' of Genocide, Slavery, Fascism, Other Evils (www.tomshardware.com)

If you asked a spokesperson from any Fortune 500 Company to list the benefits of genocide or give you the corporation’s take on whether slavery was beneficial, they would most likely either refuse to comment or say “those things are evil; there are no benefits.” However, Google has AI employees, SGE and Bard, who are more...

dr_catman,

Then you don’t belong in a discussion forum.

If you’re gonna post something wrong and stupid, and then when someone goes through the trouble of correcting you your reaction is “oh fuck you, I don’t care”, then write your opinions in a journal and bury it in your backyard.

dr_catman,

How absolutely moronic. Hey, malaria has been around since Ancient times. How long are you going to let yourself be scared of that? Go to the nearest swamp and see if you can attract some mosquitoes, bro.

dr_catman,

This isn’t Twitter. With all respect, you need to bee-have better.

dr_catman,

That makes sense! Austerity is such a roaring success everywhere else. There’s no reason it won’t work for Argentina.

Keep starving public services of funding and fucking over the poor in order to funnel more money into the pockets of the ultra-rich. That will definitely help the country develop.

…so sick of all this right-wing bullshit. Fucking assholes.

What games have you played in the last 365 days that stand out to you as the most memorable experiences?

I think the most common answer is going to be Tears of the Kingdom, and that is one for me that stands out for sure, but I will try to add some more unique inputs as well. Many are games that came out longer than a year ago, but i didnt get around to playing until more recently....

dr_catman, (edited )

I started playing Factorio about a month ago and I’m completely addicted. I love it so much. I guess there’s not much more I can say about it, given how everybody but me had already heard of and played this game. But it’s definitely my #1 gaming highlight of the year.

deeneyhart, to politics

@politics What do you folks think about throwing a former president in prison?

dr_catman,

The United States, to the best of my knowledge, does not yet have an election for King. The president is not the sovereign and neither is any former president.

So… if there is enough evidence to convict a former president of a crime that carries a prison sentence, then off to prison they go. They’re just another private citizen and deserve no special treatment (even though we know they will receive it).

dr_catman,

Which is totally fine, in case you’re wondering. Speaking Spanish like a gringo is so much better than speaking English loudly and slowly and occasionally sneaking in a word like “cerveza” or saying “mi casa su casa” lol. It’s great that you’re making an effort to learn — y espero que el aprendizaje sea divertido! :)

dr_catman,

“Firefish isn’t just a cool name”

Yeah, it’s also a generic name that isn’t very good?

dr_catman,

This reminds me of that tweet that’s something like:

me fucking around: oh fuck yeah this is awesome

me finding out: no, wtf? the world’s not fair. this shit sucks

dr_catman,

If the rumor is true that OpenAI is using libgen to obtain books, then this will be a very interesting fight.

Authors profiteering from arcane copyright laws vs. a sleazy company that hypes up an LLM as if it were HAL from 2001. Who is worse? Who should lose?! I’m on the edge of my seat already!

dr_catman,

I ‘adopted’ a cute femboy

I thought you were talking about a person

fox

I thought you were talking about an animal and describing it in an adorable and unique way

who came to SF at the beginning of pride month to experience a new city and life and cheer up from their depression

I realized you were talking about a person

Mastodon and free speech

This post is not only to try finding the best Mastodon instance/server but I also wanted to express about the Mastodon instances. Most of Mastodon servers are apparently harsh about other instances that include things they don’t like and are quite serious about getting those Internet points putting how the place isn’t...

dr_catman,

No it doesn’t. There is no contradiction there. You’re talking nonsense.

Do you know how Goebbels infamously described the Weimar Republic’s attitude towards the Nazi Party?

Essentially, if you’re not familiar, Goebbels was quoted as saying something along the lines of “I have no idea why they allowed us to exist in their system and take power. It should have been obvious that as soon as we gained power, we’d use that power to dismantle the system and ban the traditional parties from politics. Anyone with half a brain would have realized that and banned us first.” Then he cackled like a witch.

Ok I made up the part about the cackle.

HarkMahlberg, to random
HarkMahlberg avatar

I need some help. I'm patenting an Authentic Movie Going Experience Package to pitch to Netflix, so they can combat losing subscribers who are returning to the movie theater. What else should be in the package?

  • Make people wait in line outside their own house before being allowed in.
  • Serve warm soda at $12 a cup.
  • Have the movie babysit some snot nosed kids while they treat your couch like a jungle gym.
dr_catman,

No pausing and no muting, so if you have to go to the bathroom you’ll miss the movie but still hear the explosions.

dr_catman,

Huh.

So this is like an NBA equivalent to like, the FA Cup or the Copa del Rey? It makes sense, I guess… feels weird though.

dr_catman,

I can always tell when someone needs to poop.

…not really, but that would have been one hell of a hidden talent.

Fun Fact: The longest piece of literature ever written is a Loud House fanfiction called "Loud House Revamped".

The fanfiction is currently above 16,777,215 words (we don't know the word count because fanfic.net uses 24-bit integers to count the amount of words and this fic surpassed the computational limit), and is 2000+ chapters. It is written by Jamesdean5842 and is still being written to this day....

dr_catman,

This work of art sounds invaluable. I can’t wait for the Down The Rabbit Hole episode. From tvtropes:

Later-Installment Weirdness: Earlier chapters were only remakes of Loud House episodes with J.D. appearing to help out Lincoln and Clyde, while later chapters contain the following: entire wikia entries, transformation sequences that are pages long, Lincoln's harem growing bigger by each chapter, song lyrics copypasted, and gym sequences featuring 900,000,000,000,000 crunches.

dr_catman,

They’ve just announced it! The new name is Microsoft Excel 365.

dr_catman,

So the one thing on Reddit that you wish to leave behind is mods deleting transphobic comments? Lol

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