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enobacon

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#bollard aficionado, #Engineer in training, #banCars (seriously, not seriously, but seriously)

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drivers are monsters and we should design streets to account for how they really behave instead of how we wish they would

https://mastodon.online/@HayiWena/112368204443962204

enobacon, to random
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😒 nothing says more to me about how farcical our transportation system is as the overall incompetence of most drivers at operating a vehicle. Power-assist steering allows you to wear out your tires and steering mechanisms by cranking on it while stationary and most people never had to learn how to turn the machine without that. Just one of so many 🤷 things like how people will be driving along with an orange cone stuck under their car, or completely clueless of the car's exterior geometry

enobacon, to random
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But if we run more trains more people will ride them and then we'll have to run even moar trains!!?

https://bird.makeup/BFryback/statuses/1785368686351815004

enobacon, to random
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if you don't know how to drive, just take your front license plate off and do whatever TF you want

enobacon, to cycling
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started today with last-second bike switch because a tiny piece of broken glass was in the tire of the tandem project (that hasn't been upgraded to new tougher stuff yet). Every time this happens I'm convinced the glass bottle deposit should go up by $1000.10 😡 #pdxBikes #BikeTooter

enobacon, to cycling
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"while shrinking our individual “carbon footprints” alone certainly won’t save the world — and that responsibility certainly cannot be asked of the least advantaged —

many of us do
have far more
privilege and power to reduce emissions in our everyday lives than we admit.

Many of us can walk, or roll, or share rides whenever we possibly can, rather than shrugging at how quickly we believe those actions will be dwarfed by a few dozen moneyed special interests."

https://usa.streetsblog.org/2024/04/29/how-the-myth-that-100-companies-are-responsible-for-climate-change-hides-the-true-impact-of-automobility

enobacon, to portland
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What the hail is this ?

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enobacon, to random
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Steel bridge closed completely due to derailment.

https://pdx.social/@iMike/112355033596911550

enobacon, (edited ) to random
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past so much free parking on stolen land, empty churches with empty parking lots, drivers without the requisite number of headlights or license plates unable to stay off of the painted lines, some living in their cars, full parking lots at bars, signs proclaiming "we believe... support isreal in this fight", and a storm drain / flooded bike lane from March is clogged again (new report number 2803666.) Screeching brake rotor and a rusting chain, thanks to last Thursday's rain.

enobacon, to random
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Portland City Council, high on reactionary conservatism, accuses dead pedestrians of drug use in order to distract from their own car addiction. Do you see a lot of well-to-do people walking on streets with no sidewalks? Cause and effect must be so confusing to dan 🤦 who elected these idiots?

https://www.portlandmercury.com/news/2024/04/19/47150631/with-scant-evidence-city-commissioners-point-to-fentanyl-as-potential-contributor-to-rise-in-deadly-crashes

enobacon, to cargobike
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enobacon, to random
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who thought "find the last-used window of this application and create a new tab in it" was a good default behavior?

enobacon, to random
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🤦 chevy bolt puts itself in park if you open the driver's door with your foot on the brake... I'm just trying to position it and can't see the front corner by sticking my head out the window. Also it automatically sets/unsets the parking brake if you park on a hill but doesn't automatically set or release it when you don't. I don't want over-the-air updates, give me source code and the ability to update the device.

enobacon, to random
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The resume filtering most companies are doing for tech jobs is clearly only letting liars and unicorns through to the other side of the pile. Yes that's all HR staff and recruiters were doing before they were replaced with AI. Would be interesting to hear from someone on the other side trying to hire people, whether unicorns exist.

enobacon, to random
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😒 "opportunity to tackle challenging problems that have not been solved yet in the blockchain space"

enobacon, to random
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Technically you have to put your toe in with the sharks for this to have been a violation on the #drivers' part. Pedestrians are also technically within their rights to signal their intent to cross by deploying a spike strip ("including but not limited to cane, crutch or bicycle.")

#30daysOfBiking #CarsRuinEverything

enobacon, to random
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Don't leave room like this. If you don't want the driver to squeeze in and you have the right of way, you have to ride straight at them to clarify that. Drivers should do better and so should infrastructure but that's my experience about where you position yourself, sorry.

https://twitter.com/charlie_baker23/status/1782675538777108678

enobacon, to random
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Irresponsible headline if they've only found pasteurized fragments of the bird flu, and irresponsible FDA for not saying in which brands of milk. Tell us who is feeding their cows chicken shit

https://mstdn.social/@erictopol/112323750059469715

enobacon, to portland
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Put on your #superhero costume to celebrate #NationalSuperheroDay! 2:15pm Sunday Apr 28th, family-friendly bike ride from the Sunnyside School playground to Books With Pictures. 2 miles each way with a break at the comic shop and food carts before looping back to the start.

#KidicalMassPDX rides at a 4-6mph pace for little pedallers & cargo bikes (training wheels, scoot bikes, scooters, or walking with wagons not advised.)

#Portland #pdxBikes #BikeFun #Parenting

https://www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-18773

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Vehicles missing their front license plates, maybe something we need to discuss with the mercedes dealer. Also I would love to get a cut of these tickets for parking on the wrong side of the street without the required number of plates on your vehicle.

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enobacon, to random
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enobacon, to random
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how about a smart watch that's a little bit larger, like a 3in screen, and without the wristband, and it has its own sim card so you don't need a big phone in your pocket?

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