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followingfloss

@followingfloss@kinkyelephant.com

Sometimes a sex blogger. So it does get spicy here but all NSFW will be content marked 🌶️
A fan of nude, rude & lewd photography and words (consensually only of course - no surprises thanks 😱).
Queer 🏳️‍🌈 Bisexual 💗💜💙
Loved up with Mr F ❤️‍🔥
I like to talk about cats a lot 🐾 Rey & Kylo are my feline overlords 🐈‍⬛
New to crochet but OBSESSED
Mama also to 12 & 2 (not their ages we named them this at birth 😝)
See my about info for links to more hot Floss action 🔥

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I made this [while drunk]

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@robyneatseverything OMG!! Get in my belly, that looks absolutely delicious! 🤤

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Today, I'm cooking a full Xmas dinner for my 5 best friends and trying to stop this goblin from eating it all.

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@robyneatseverything lol, that looks like a face that will not be stopped 😅 I love how brilliantly defiant cats always look 🥰 edited to add ... Rey wishes him well in his food stealing endeavours 🐾

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@robyneatseverything 😊 she has very multi-coloured paws, the back ones are different again!

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In more SFW content I've finished this scarf for my mother-in-law for Christmas 🎄 I'm incredibly pleased with it. I 90% followed tutorial but adapted it because I wasn't happy with the finish it was giving on the ends. I also added the grey trim on. Now I just have to hope she likes it 🤞🏻

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I shared the unfiltered, uncropped version of this on OF today! It was post fuck! And I was very satisfied!

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@caesarmustdie yeah, not much paid over there but this one is 🙈

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We have workmen coming today to fix the ceiling in what will be smallest human's room. His first time having his own room. It's a big deal. I didn't have to arrange these workmen and I don't have to pay them. But I still have a ton of anxiety based on the fact they will be in the flat 🥴

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What's extra annoying is, inspired by a post I saw yesterday I was going to do a little something to share over on my OF, given how horny I am the last few days, today would have been an excellent day to create this particular content, but can't exactly have a decent wank with workmen in the next room 😅 I mean, I'm sure some people would, & more power to them, but I absolutely cannot 🙈🫣

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I saw a reddit post recently where a woman was upset by her b'day gift, included in that was some stickers of her favourite breed of dog. She said what would she use stickers for in her 30's. Now I'm not saying she was wrong overall, but I am saying she was wrong about the stickers. I've just sat & covered my 2024 diary in cat stickers & it was absolutely joyful! I love stickers. I'm even upcycling an old book shelf with stickers. So here are my pictures to share the sticker joy 😊

The front of my 2024 diary covered in cats stickers.

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Fuck. My. Life. What an epic fuck! It was so frickin' horny & kinda dirty. I loved it. Things we enjoyed included ...
Spitting.
Smearing my juices across my face.
Face fucking while fingering me. Which makes me feral apparently.
Came from PIV all over his dick & felt my own juices gush out of me as a result.
So much fingering.
Loads of intense kissing.
He came inside me as I lay on my stomach, he had my head pinned down & took what he wanted 🥵🥵 fuck!

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@KellyandRoger lol, well ... I didn't send it on Monday in the end. That day ended up being a bit rubbish. But yesterday he had a day off & things were much friskier 😅 so I sent him that same picture while I was cooking dinner. It definitely contributed to the end result I think 😈😝

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@RomanceReviews @kitclaw It's weirdly a new combo for me! We did it a couple of months back, totally random, & it just really hit the spot! Now it's a firm favourite for both of us it seems 🥰

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So apparently I've lost 5lb, I only know because I was curious if naturally being more active because of the move would do that. Seems so. A few months back I really did want to shed enough weight that my tummy apron would go away, but now, I'm not sure I'm that bothered. I think I'm used to my shape now, & this body I have now is super sex responsive, it's the best ever. What if I'm juicier because I'm a fuller peach these days 😅

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@ht_honey aw thank you ☺️ this is such a sweet and lovely comment, really mad eme smile 💓

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@robyneatseverything love this ☺️ this is such a lovely response, I'm so pleased I decided to share 💓

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What can I make with milk? I have 24 pints of milk with today's date on. I know a couple of them will be fine for the next few days, but is there anything yummy, easy I can make and not requiring a ton of other ingredients that could use the rest up? Can't freeze as I don't have the space

Drinking Milk Puss In Boots GIF

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@Mollysdailykiss ooh you know what I've never actually done this before! I always make crepe style pancakes, so maybe now is the perfect time to go big and fluffy 🤤

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Worst day ever to be really horny! Monday's are a busy day for Mr F so not sure he can facilitate my needs today 😅 but going to put it here & see if the universe manifests his nakedness for me 🤞🏻 maybe I can woo him with a blowjob for relaxation purposes later 🍆💦 I would send him a rudey pic like the one below but don't think that would be at all helpful today 😬 instead I'll just frustrate myself even more by thinking lots of sexy thoughts! 🥵🥵🥵

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@KellyandRoger maybe I'll save it for the last hour or so before he finishes work 😈

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@fuzzypeach thank you. We can but hope, I will of course update everyone if joyful things occur 😝

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I've realised this morning that due to the online safety bill, this will be my last advent series on the blog. I k ow that my blog is dying anyway (people just don't click through anymore). Yesterday was the lowest views I have ever had on a Sunday. But, my blog has been a major factor in having the strength to become me instead of what I was before. I don't have a place online without leaning on that.

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@ht_honey I think this is why I've posted my last two images here, filling up the blog space feels futile I think plus my engagement there is so low. I'm so sad for folks losing that outlet though, and sad for people who won't get the chance to start these kinds of blogs who would have benefited from it 😔

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@jannem @ht_honey that sounds lovely 🌹 mine started out like that but over the years it became a lot about conversation and collaboration with other bloggers, but it really doesn't work like that these days. I think I'll just share more here instead because folks here seem to be up for a natter as well as sharing and liking content 🥰

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@ht_honey This is understandable 💓 I do hope you find a little corner of the online world to share some things. I think I'm just going to chuck it all on Mastadon, at least for the time being but I realize that's not quite the same and won't work for everyone.

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Today, I have to attend a pre-Xmas family lunch hosted by my uncle. He's my [dead] Dad's only surviving brother and I'm anticipating a lot of talk about people who are no longer here and, my god, I'm not in the best place for this.

DEEP BREATH

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@robyneatseverything oh bless you, sending you warm and gentle vibes for this 💜

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Was attempting to take some boob shots but Rey thought fussing her would be a better plan!!

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@autoerot1ca Lol 😂 this is a very good point!

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Best kinky parties/events to go to with a new friend? UK based please.

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@ht_honey I am a little out of the loop, but I still wouldn't hesitate to recommend Club Slap Stick, they're not back until next year, but you'd definitely get a warm welcome. Quite small, intimate parties & great for getting to know people but also have a kinky sexy time ... https://www.slapstickclub.com/get-slapped they're also on FetLife 🙂

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Very dull toot incoming ... I have the BIGGEST pile of laundry to fold and put away today. I'm great at getting things washed. I'm atrocious at getting things out away. But if I don't do it today everyone will have to search through the giant pile for clothes tomorrow and then I'll feel bad for not being more efficient, so today is the day! FOLD! FOLD!! FOLD!!!

Fold Clean GIF

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This is very self-indulgent, BUT, is this bra actually hot or do I just think it's hot because there are straps?

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@robyneatseverything it's hot!!! 🔥🔥🔥 100%

18+ ht_honey, to random
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It's advent so I am sharing cheek, silliness and all sorts with you for every day. I'm starting with a letter to Santa for the first day.
https://happycomelucky.com/2023/12/01/letter-to-santa/

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@ht_honey missed some days, all caught up now, so far I think this one is my favourite 💜

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