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gummibunny

@gummibunny@mas.to

Greetings and salutations! Here for a long time and a good time. Don't make things weird if you decide to interact with me, it'll get you automatic block. Prefer emails over text messages* Animals over humans* Cloudy/rainy days over sunny days* sustainability over the other stuff.

All are welcome here 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🧿🪬🔮👽👻

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gummibunny, to random
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Lordt have mercy on future me.

I came back home and while standing at the door I see hot cholo neighbor guy and he says what’s up to me. I let him know I’m sick and ask him if he wanted a kiss (LMAO so forward of me, whatever) and he said “You’re sick? Sure!”

My daughter flung the door open and started shouting No NO then grabbed me by the wrist and snatched me inside the house.

Oh so you can flirt awkwardly but mom does it and the world is ending. I got-cho-numba.

joel, to Miyoo
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Not a , but extremely tempting...

RG35XX SP (horrible name but still).

gummibunny,
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@joel 🤩 Oooooo

RickiTarr, to random
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If you get mad when you see employees at a business you are patronizing laughing, enjoying each other's company, and goofing off, you're a dick. Empathize with people working a shitty underpaid job, and let them enjoy what little fun they get.

gummibunny,
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@chestas living the dream! ✨ Loving your job means you never have to work a day in your life ✨ @RickiTarr

gummibunny, to random
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I had a dream where @joel was at the movie cinema with his new gf and I was sitting in front of them with my group of friends. New gf didn't want me talking to her man 😂 like whut

gummibunny, to random
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Fediverse, I had to log in to tell all of you. This is me as a mom, someone who raised this child and loved them before I even met them. I raised this beautiful being blindly and hoping that one day they make me proud by being a good person and a better one than I am. This is what I've raised:

Attempts to flirt with a boy
So....do you like sand?

Ladies and gentlemen, ghosts and ghouls....that's my baby 🤦🏻‍♀️

joel, to random
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I'm doing it guys. I'm actually doing it! I'm sitting, in GRASS!! :blobcatderpy:

gummibunny,
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@joel whaaaaaat?

gummibunny, to random
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I think it's time for a siesta

cliffwade, to random
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Anyone out there willing to put a really nice Santa hat on this image and make it to where it looks good as the profile image here on Mastodon for me?

I would be forever grateful, since my Photoshop skills simply don't exist.

gummibunny,
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@cliffwade one moment pls

gummibunny,
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@cliffwade I sent your photo to my sis, shes the whizz at it and does all our family photos (likes to add the cats) lol.

gummibunny, to random
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My netipot came in while I was at work, I just got home and unboxed it. I'm so into it omg.

I've sterilized it in boiling water and the nozzle comes off so I can give it a good rinse.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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I've noticed a decrease in the amount of unsolicited dick pics that I usually receive. Did more people move over to Bluesky?

gummibunny,
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@Alice It seems like a lot of people are. Not me though, I'm staying put right here with my people XD

gummibunny, to random
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I hate it here, my sinuses hate it here. We are not amused. said as she continues to use her netipot to moisten sinuses

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I've received a few requests for more cat pictures, so here's Fishy being a chubby little gnome.

gummibunny,
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@lowqualityfacts Cutest gnome ever!

joel, to random
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My engineering brain gets happy when I'm able to actually understand what's going on reading Project Hail Mary.

I am at 81%, only a bit more to read!

gummibunny,
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@joel tre bien!

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Oh, shoot! 5.7 earthquake in Sacramento County. Hope everyone is okay!

Edit: Downgraded to a 4.1 which is less than the vibration emitted by a phone during an earthquake alert so you can all go back to doing whatever you were doing.

gummibunny,
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@Alice As usual, I felt nothing. :O

gummibunny, to random
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Set up my 2024 Reading List. I've apparently made it up to 97 books of the 100 book goal I set for myself this year. Wild that I stuck with it!

gummibunny, to random
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Earlier this year I decided to make a few goals for myself just for funsies which included -
being more conservative with my $
coupon everything
reach out to family & friends
Reduce time on social media
Do more home cooking
journal/scrapbook
read more

and I totally achieved all the above without putting pressure on myself to do so.

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    gummibunny,
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    @hypolite You've never been to one?! It's kinda similar to a flea market or outdoor market. I just happened to find a booth that specifically sold video games and such.

    gummibunny,
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    @hypolite YW! I hope you can find a swap meet near you so you can experience the joys of saving.

    gummibunny,
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    @hypolite Ah boo, it must be a California thing.

    gummibunny, to random
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    To Do List:
    -laundry
    -clean house
    -fry up lumpia
    -take out trash
    -put away clothes
    -practice self care

    gummibunny, to random
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    My sewing machine of course doesn't work anymore the minute I want to make stuff. Where can I take it to have it fixed? I'd rather not spend monies to buy a new one if it could be something fixable. -_-

    gummibunny, to random
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    Currently making my way up the checks notes Pearl League on Duolingo and everyone in the promotion area has a mad face icon or flag then theres me with a raging dumpster fire. Come at me broskis.

    gummibunny, to random
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    I slept like a rock last night and my body relaxed enough that I woke up with my neck feeling so much better after yesterday.

    Its my day off and now I get to finish up some projects that I've been wanting to get around to. But first, coffee.

    gummibunny, to random
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    I'm bored so I decided to wipe my phone and start from the ground up. It looks so 🤮

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