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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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Quinnypig, to random
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I'm sorry Slack, you're doing fucking WHAT with user DMs, messages, files, etc? I'm positive I'm not reading this correctly.

heiglandreas,
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@shochdoerfer @Quinnypig I'm already drafting a Goodby message.... ๐Ÿ˜•

rskuipers, to random
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Shoutout to PHPWomen by @michelle opening #phpday

heiglandreas,
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@Skoop @rskuipers I didn't see any ugly faces in that talk

heiglandreas, to random
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I've uploaded the slides of yesterdays talk "Watch the clock" at to https://joind.in/talk/02982

And while you're there: I'd really appreciate some feedback! Thanks!

Also don't forget to give the other speakers some feedback on what went good and what can be improved to make their future talks even better!

/cc @phpday

phpday, to php
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โญ๏ธ "Watch the clock" is Andreas Heigl's talk.
@heiglandreas is Solution-Provider

#phpday #phpday #PHP #conference

heiglandreas,
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@Crell Yepp!

/cc @phpday @heiglandreas

reginagrogan, to mastodon
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What are the best domain hosts #mastodon

heiglandreas,
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@reginagrogan I'm really happy with Gandi.net for all my domains.

heiglandreas, to random
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@phpday travel-curse is hitting hard. DB managed to get 40 minutes delay between Frankfurt Main Station and Frankfurt Airport.

For the non-locals: Frankfurt Airport is not even on the route from Frankfurt to Verona....

๐Ÿ˜‚

Luckily I have plenty of time planned in. Looks like that was a good idea...

Sรคnk ju for trรคwelling wis Deutsche Bahn

heiglandreas,
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Seems to have happened due to a misdirection. Someone hit the wrong button and whoosh off the train goes to cologne instead of zurich.... ๐Ÿ™ˆ

to the poor person responsible!

heiglandreas,
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@iCaspar ๐Ÿ˜‚

โœ… 257 switch activations achieved!

What do you mean... missdirections? Where they supposed to have an expected result? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

heiglandreas,
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@rob ๐Ÿ˜‚ We'll see! I'll send postcards depending on where I end up ๐Ÿคฃ /cc @phpday

rskuipers, to random
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Anyone going for food tonight in Verona? #phpday

heiglandreas,
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@rskuipers You mean apart from getting to Verona tomorrow? ๐Ÿ˜

TwraSun, to random German
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Konstantin von Notz (Bรผndnis 90/Die Grรผnen) in #unterdenlinden zu der mangelnden Unterstรผtzung der Ukraine und der Schuldenbremse: "Es bringt uns ja nichts, unser Land mit einer schwarzen Null an Putin zu รผbergeben."

โœ”๏ธ โœ”๏ธ โœ”๏ธ

heiglandreas,
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@TwraSun Das er damit eine Person aus der Chefetage der Union gemeint haben kรถnnte ist vรถllig an den Haaren herbeigezogen!!!!

alessandrolai, to Symfony Italian
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This Friday I'll be speaking at @phpday 2024, this time about my long story with queues and, in particular, about Messenger.

See you there?

heiglandreas,
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@alessandrolai Hope so! ๐Ÿ˜ @phpday

heiglandreas,
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@alessandrolai Now off to see whether I still have some shark stickers..... ๐Ÿคช

/cc @phpday

heiglandreas, to random
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Starting my travels to Verona for @phpday on thursday.

I'm really looking forward to seeing a lot of old and new friends there and along the way.

heiglandreas, to random
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I am already having far too much fun on my way to a conference (where I will not be speaking about this. But at least I now have some more example pictures)

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™ˆ

heiglandreas,
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The amazing thing is that the title works, but the station names broke. So I assume the importer/API reader (after all it's realtime information) is broken....

heiglandreas, to random
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just receveid a new event submission for the "Riverview Abbey Funeral Home" event....

I am somewhat looking forward to the tracklist and the feedback for the different sessions....

๐Ÿ™ˆ

It's really odd to see how desperate some people are in "promoting" whatever service they provide...

heiglandreas, to random
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The new member checks the rest of the heard. And vice versa ๐Ÿ˜

ralphruthe, to random German
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Seit zwei Wochen ist das erste Wort, das morgens durch meinen Kopf geht "Aberakadabera."

heiglandreas,
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@ralphruthe "Und Sie war nicht mehr da"...

heiglandreas, to random
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I am installing Microsoft Outlook... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

If you are wondering how my day is going....

heiglandreas,
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@shochdoerfer "Free"...

heiglandreas, to random
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"Wer nichts รคndern will, fรผr den ist die Opfer-Rolle die beste Strategie"

Quelle? Keine Ahnung. Aber vieleicht grade ganz passend...

heiglandreas,
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@SenseException Yepp! Wer es nicht รคndern kann braucht Hilfe!

heiglandreas,
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@SenseException Das ist ein grundsรคtzliches Problem, wenn andere รผber jemanden entscheiden. Und nicht mit jemandem. Oder am besten die Person selbst entscheidet...

kboyd, to random
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Two questions:

  1. Why is Zoom now named Zoom Workplace?

  2. Why is it noticeably a LOT slower to start?

Bonus third question:

  1. Why is its heart button icon slightly askew?
heiglandreas,
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@kboyd Regarding 1 & 2: Workplace regulations! Do not work fast!

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