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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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baldur, to random
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We really don’t make enough of the fact that you don’t need JS to make a nice website. Just HTML and CSS

And, whatever most programmers say about them, HTML and CSS are absolutely much more accessible to learn than JS ever has been or will be

brunty, to random
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Mandatory reading for anyone working remotely: https://nohello.net/en/

mhoye, to random
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There is an expression that I find useful far too often, that you do not let the camel's nose into the tent if you do not want the camel's ass in the tent.

funnyjokes, to random German
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Wisst ihr, warum man bei IKEA immer nur in eine Richtung geht ? IKEA ist ein Einrichtungshaus.

derickr, to random
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Looks like PHP London will finally meet again on the first Thursday of June!

Hosted by Vonage with a talk by @SecondeJ !

🐘 https://www.meetup.com/phplondon/events/301132866/

discobiker, to random German
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___warhier, to random German
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Christian Victor hat eine schöne Karte zur in erstellt. Das so viel Fläche einnehmen wie hat mich überrascht. Über benötigte Fläche für Energie- und dessen energetische Ausbeute (nicht in der Karte) spricht man lieber nicht.

Via https://x.com/cvictordus/status/1791961219143766322

TwraSun, to random German
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• Anzahl der Fässer mit radioaktivem Abfall in der , die jetzt absäuft und das Grundwasser großflächig zu vergiften droht:

126.000

• Anzahl der -Fans, die sich freiwillig zur Bergung gemeldet haben:

0

Asterix_Archiv, to random German
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Kommt Chuck Norris zu Cäsar:
"Ich habe Gallien besetzt."
"Ganz Gallien?"
"Ganz Gallien!"

ramsey, to random
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It’s interesting to note that many of the AI suggestions for PHP code (in IDEs) use older syntax and practices, such as using a string for the fully-qualified class name, instead of ClassName::class, which is the modern and generally-accepted best practice today.

ramsey,
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So, if AI was trained on all the publicly-available code it found on GitHub and the rest of the web, and if MOST code is shit code, then does that mean AI is recommending the worst practices to new developers?

Sheril, to art
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ChrisMayLA6, to books
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I sometimes thought my father thought he could't die while he still had books on his pending pile (a stab at immortality I seem to be replicating)... so, it was strangely touching to see Tom Gauld has had similar thoughts.

@bookstodon

maccath, to DeGoogle
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If I were looking to my life; how do people rate (paid-for) @protonprivacy services (calendar/mail/drive)?

My main concerns are and .

Please ONLY share your opinions on .

If you insist on sharing other opinions, I only want to hear them if they pertain to
with that is reasonably priced.

I will accept absolutely no requirement to self-host or self-maintain, no matter how 'easy' you think it is. I have money, not time.

eigengott, to random German
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Reminder: die Naturgesetze gelten, auch wenn man sie nicht kennt oder ihre Folgen ablehnt.

hopfgeist,
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@eigengott
Gebot: du sollst nicht

Gesetz: du darfst nicht

Naturgesetz: du kannst nicht.

conorh, to random
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During lunch a friend mentioned that you can just supply a HTTP URL to vim on the command line and it would use curl to download that resource and allow you to edit the content. I jokingly asked whether if you enter :w it would then issue a HTTP POST back to the origin which is of course ridiculous.

It issues a PUT

judy2k, to random
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If anyone at would like to be a PHP Developer Advocate at (or knows someone who would), then come talk to me!

Why am I posting about a PHP position at PyCon? @chrisjrn made me do it. Go complain to him 😁

Schrank, to php
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Preparing a talk „from url in browser to first byte“ in context of .
What little, not obvious things, do you think are a good addition?

Like: a correct time is important for proper encryption

derickr, to random
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rowdy, to cfs Dutch
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drwetter, to random German
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Harald über Politik. Kann man nicht besser formulieren.

(Auch ein Focus Magazin findet mal ein Korn. Glaubt mir, ich hab's nur zufällig gefunden 1!! 😃)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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@maccath Been going through the slides from your presentation at — lots of great examples to refactor my side projects towards

maccath,
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@grmpyprogrammer ah I'm glad you're finding it useful! :D

The talk was recorded at DPC so you can find accompanying audio at https://youtu.be/F78_pJfNsUc

I think PHPDay is releasing recordings on Vimeo sometime next week, too. :)

michael, to php
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Got to say: Just been through upgrading an app from 8.1 to 8.3 and it's really nice and painfree.

Very few breaking changes, and the few that are there are stuff that a sensible person would've addressed a long time ago.

Unfortuantely that means that apart from readonly classes, there are also few exciting new things in there. But I guess these also are just point updates after all…

Almost boring 😉 (Not a bad thing! Stability is also nice.)

phpday, to php
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phpday 2024 is done! Thanks to the amazing speakers, sponsors and attendees! What a blast!

See you next year!

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hsbt, to ruby
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Unfortunately, is dead again this year.

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kalleboo,
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@hsbt @andi First, has to die

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