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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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mirjam_diala, to random German
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My talk is finally meeting the stage for the first time today 🥺😳

heiglandreas,
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@mirjam_diala 🤞

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juergen_hubert, to random
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Kurze Frage:

Was gibt es aktuell für "Terminumfrage-Webseiten", bei denen die antwortenden Personen sich nicht irgendwo registrieren müssen?

Ich versuche gerade, einen Termin für meine Geburtstagsfeier zu finden...

heiglandreas,
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@juergen_hubert https://nuudel.digitalcourage.de/

heiglandreas,
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@juergen_hubert Gerne 😁

heiglandreas, to random
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Am I the only one that gets frustrated websites and especially webapps are not usable on mobile devices?

I mean... how long has the smartphone been around? In digital history terms for aeons?

And still there are websites and apps that their developers seem not to use on their phones....

🤦

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey Actually no. Yes, that was a bit harder to look at as well. But didn't trigger that 😁

I recently came across some webapps especially that are just unusable on mobile and wanted to check one of them just this morning.... 🙄

dragonmantank, to random
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I’m so confused by this Remix talk I’m watching. It starts off making fun of PHP, then proceeds to do what PHP was been doing for 15 years, but with an air of “PHP from 1995 is the same as today lol.”

I like how mixing HTML and code is bad, unless JS does it. Putting things in {} is the same as <?php?>, don’t kid yourself.

I’m also pretty sure this is showing off what cgi-bin was doing as well?

But I understand. PHP isn’t a cool language, and all the stuff we did isn’t cool until JS does it.

heiglandreas,
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@dragonmantank @syntaxseed is it that? Or is it a sense of overconfidence and "My Idea is so new and no one else could have had thisnproblem befire sonthere's no need to do a minimalnsearch for an already existing solution"?

heiglandreas,
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@dragonmantank @syntaxseed I've for sure been guilty as well. Note the past tense though. That is part of a growth process. One mustn't stop there....

heiglandreas,
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@kboyd @ramsey @dragonmantank @syntaxseed

Knitting Patterns? Jaquard patterns?

In the end whatever code comes around. Good and bad is always a question of viewpoint. As long as it solves a specific problem.

But along with reading code (which in itself is underrated) reading documentation and standards is also a huge part IMO.

Authors read hundreds of books per one book they publish. Architects look at hundreds of buildings and building details per house they plan...

heiglandreas, to random
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Ping @ocramius

https://troet.cafe/@ralphruthe/110423021026434842

heiglandreas,
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@mauriciofauth I've had "pizza" in South Africa. No further questions asked! 😁

/cc @ocramius

heiglandreas,
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@mauriciofauth For those undecided!

"Should I have sushi or pizza today?"
"Yes!"

/cc @ocramius

heiglandreas, to random
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So the Digital Markets Act talks about interoperability between different Messenger Apps. Like WhatsApp, Telegram, Signal et al.

If only there was an extendable messaging and presence protocol that all those apps could use....

But I'm sure they will eventually find one!

🤦

derickr, to random
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You OK Composer? @packagist
Problem 1

  • Root composer.json requires php 8.2 but your php version (8.2.6-dev) does not satisfy that requirement.
heiglandreas,
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@skobkin @derickr Ping @seldaek

Schrank, to random German
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I need more glitter in my life 🤔

heiglandreas,
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@Schrank /me sends glitterbomb... 😁

heiglandreas,
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@Schrank

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b0rk, to random
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ASCII

heiglandreas,
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@b0rk I'd argue that ASCII is one character per byte. Isn't it more like 1 and 1/8th of a character? As ASCII is 7bit....

polenz_r, to random German
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„Wohlfahrtsgewinne von mindestens 950 Millionen Euro jährlich in 🇩🇪 , bei Tempolimit 130 km/h auf Autobahnen: gesparter Treibstoff, weniger Unfälle, geringere Lieferkettenkosten, Einsparungen bei Infrastruktur-

https://www.faz.net/aktuell/rhein-main/tempolimit-die-mehrheit-der-deutschen-ist-dafuer-doch-die-politik-zoegert-18906181.html?xtor=EREC-7-%5BWirtschaft%5D-20230523&campID=MAIL_REDNL_AUDI_OWN_na_na_na_na_na_na_na_Wirtschaft_PEM21592#void

heiglandreas,
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@polenz_r

... die Politik zögert....

Also eigentlich nicht "Die Politik" sondern "Die FDP".

Aber vieleicht kommt das bei den FAZ-Lesern nicht ganz so gut rüber, wenn die eigene Partei im Bremserhäuschen sitzt... 🤷

Crell, to random
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If there is an actual benefit to implementing all of your security twice, once on the server and again in your client-side framework, I have yet to find it.

Traditional server-centric apps FTW.

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey @Crell ANd there is nothing more anoying than starting to type an email-address and being yelled at "THAT IS NOT A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS!!!!""

And also that way you have enough work for aq frontend AND a backend team....

heiglandreas,
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@ramsey @Crell Indeed I have seen that far too often.

Great idea! Shitty implementation....

But for me the thing is that the frontend can do the validation of the form and then send an API request. That API content needs to be validated on the server, but it'S different content as it is an API request. So it's not necessarily doing the SAME validation.

So IMO Yes! There is a reason - at least when you are talking to an API

heiglandreas,
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@Synchro Yeah! Microservices for the rescue!!!!!

(Can we perhaps have a validation microservice? 🤪)

/cc @ramsey @Crell

heiglandreas, to random
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@DaveLiddament sending Messages at the @phpugffm (To explain why he needed to extend PHP via @phpstan)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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In honour of my return from #tek23, I gathered up my collection of elephpants to share with you. I am looking to trade some of the doubles so let me know. 1/X

heiglandreas,
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@ian @grmpyprogrammer It is indeed!

dgoosens, (edited ) to random
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For non English speaking coders...
Especially if working in

requires common language & terminology in code and business

Yet, I see many benefits of coding in English....

  • code homogeneity between public front end and internal code
  • easier to find subcontractors
  • English kinda is the standard
  • devs are more used to it
  • pear review
  • "auditability" (For context, my company's lg is FR... but HQ is British)
  • ...

What do you do ?

(Boosts appreciated)

heiglandreas,
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@dgoosens Mixed....

It highly depends on the customer. Some (german) customers have so german terminology that it is almost impossible to transfer that into english. Those words stay in german. Which then becomes a rather mixed business-language 😂

But when the well known abbreviation of a business-term is already longer than most english words.... (and unpronouncable anyhow. Think "RflEttÜAÜG" - https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz)

heiglandreas, (edited )
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@dgoosens I'd rather say by a Lawyer. But the overlap seems to be not small 🙈

And Yes! Some class- or methodnames might exceed the 120 character line "limit" 😁

heiglandreas, to random
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Hey @phpstan gurus: Is this (https://phpstan.org/r/aa4ffbf7-1613-46a7-b215-1d8a5bafce8a) expected behaviour?

I thought I specified all the relevant infos but somehow the array-values get mixed up....

This btw worked with PHPStan 1.9 IIRC

I'm hesitating to declare that a bug as I'm not 100% sure whether that's expected outcome... (though I didn't expect it)

(the function setup is legacy...)

heiglandreas,
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@mauriciofauth I have no clue yet. But might have more insigts after our @phpugffm meeting later (which pivots around phpstan/static analysis)

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