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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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heiglandreas, to random
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Hey @phpstan gurus: Is this (https://phpstan.org/r/aa4ffbf7-1613-46a7-b215-1d8a5bafce8a) expected behaviour?

I thought I specified all the relevant infos but somehow the array-values get mixed up....

This btw worked with PHPStan 1.9 IIRC

I'm hesitating to declare that a bug as I'm not 100% sure whether that's expected outcome... (though I didn't expect it)

(the function setup is legacy...)

heiglandreas,
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@shochdoerfer Prepared specifcally and only for that reason cough

/cc @phpugffm

brunty, to linux
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What distro do y’all use on the ?

Yes, this is the one time you’re allowed to be like “hi I use ” and not have everyone around you roll their eyes 😉

heiglandreas,
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@brunty Pop!OS and I like it....

scottkeckwarren, to random
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    heiglandreas,
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    @scottkeckwarren Know the feeling! "Hey dad! No new ElePHPants?"

    anthony, to random
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    Can we please just accept that chucking random shit on a doughnut or cheesecake is overrated?

    heiglandreas,
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    @ocramius @brunty @anthony It's a full english. Doesn't that already contain liver?

    Schrank, to random German
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    fanboy on route to to hackathon

    See you there!

    heiglandreas,
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    @Schrank Have Fan... erm.... Fun!

    Perowinger94, to random German
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    Was viele bei der Klimakrise falsch verstehen und was uns die Lage in Frankreich gerade so brutal vor Augen führt: Wenn der Staat uns heute nicht vorschreibt, wie wir heizen dürfen, wird er uns morgen vorschreiben müssen, wann wir den Wasserhahn aufdrehen dürfen und wann nicht.

    heiglandreas,
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    @Perowinger94 Erm... Da waren wir hier in der Geminde die letzten drei Jahre schon!

    Wassernotstand ist kein Thema der Zukunft mehr.

    ravetracer_22, to random German
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    heiglandreas,
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    @Schrank @ravetracer_22 Treffen sich zwei Planeten. Sagt der eine "Ich hab Homo Sapiens". Sagt der andere "Das geht vorbei..."

    dseguy, to php French
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    8.3 is getting typed constants. Yeah!

    https://wiki.php.net/rfc/typed_class_constants

    heiglandreas,
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    @dseguy @Schrank @shochdoerfer How can a constant be changed? Once it's defined, it's defined.

    in an inherited class I can create a constant with the same name but it's not the same constant. One is Parent::CONSTand the other is Child::CONST.

    Two constants that should be allowed their own type...

    SenseException, to random German
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    Okay, first stop to is in Munich at 3pm. Hopefully 3pm.

    Why can't we beam yet like in Star Trek? 🖖

    heiglandreas,
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    @SenseException After the last Picard season I'd rather not beam...

    heiglandreas, to random
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    I hate it when my machine says it has 50% battery but then suddenly out of the blue decided to shut down....

    😡

    heiglandreas,
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    @psycodepath Linux is fine 😁

    Seems to be OK though (apart from only 67% overall batterycapacity left but that shouldn't cause a sudden shutdown at 56% )

    heiglandreas,
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    @psycodepath Not that I know of 😁

    Will check though. Thanks! Much apprechiated btw!!!

    heiglandreas, to random
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    Have a good trip to @phpday everyone that is traveling there.

    Try to avoid getting there with DeutscheBahn.... 😁

    If that's not possible: Good luck!

    heiglandreas, to random
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    Not being at and reading all a out it triggers extreme FOMO...

    Have fun over there. I'm missing you...

    afilina, to random
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    Time for meeting: 15 minutes.
    Time for planning the meeting: 30 minutes.
    Time for complaining about time wasted planning and meeting: 15 minutes.

    heiglandreas,
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    @afilina Another episode from the never ending story of "Why are meetings so expensive"...

    heiglandreas,
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    @afilina BTW: They are only expensive for the ones doing the preparation and that are frustrated by those that see a 15 minutes meeting only requiring 15 minutes of work....

    heiglandreas,
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    @afilina Oh! The famous "This meeting should have been an email"?

    heiglandreas, to random
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    Anyone else receiving 502 responses on the @phpstan Sandbox?

    ramsey, to php
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    Heading to bed early for an early wake-up time for my flight to Chicago for this week. This will be the first in-person conference I’ve spoken at since 2019. I’m feeling a little nervous, both of traveling and of speaking, but I’m feeling very good about the talks themselves.

    heiglandreas,
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    @ramsey Have fun!

    heiglandreas, to random
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    So I'll visit my family briefly tomorrow. And I decided to take the car instead of public transport. But after checking options and it came out to 3 hours there and back instead of 7 and having to take the car anyhow for the first 10km at least ...

    Oh! Did I mention leaving home at 6 instead of 8 in the morning?

    🤷

    brunty, to random
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    Left or right to wear this evening?

    video/mp4

    heiglandreas,
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    @brunty How is that even a question?????

    why would anyone want to wear the left one when there is the right one available?????

    heiglandreas,
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    @brunty where'd you get it?

    varx, to random

    Good news! .zip and .mov are now TLDs, not just file extensions! So mentioning archive.zip in chat may now link to a phishing site or something.

    Wait no, that's bad news...

    heiglandreas,
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    @varx /me heads off to register final.zip and really_final.zip....

    Perhaps add some subdomains?

    MarkHoltom, to random

    Top tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website name as your middle name. That way when you receive spam emails you will know who sold your info.

    heiglandreas,
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    @ostrich

    Honeypotting....
    SMTP server....

    I think I need to check whether there is a tarpit plugin for postfix.....

    Keep obvious spammers occupied as long as possible....

    You gave me a bad idea 😁😇😈

    /cc @timwolla @MarkHoltom

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