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jarvisscript

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:battery_full: :star_wars: Alright, let’s do this one last
time. My name is Chris Jarvis.
I was bitten by a radioactive
variable and for Math.floor() years I’ve been the one and only JarvisScript :serenity:

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It's perfect. Bravo Jonathan Yeo. I don't know if it was a choice... or just how the paint choose to speak. But, you got him. Perfectly. WOW.

Very much how I think of monarchs... down to the damn butterfly. LMAO

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@futurebird @deathkitten

I said this elsewhere looks like Bill Sienkiewic.

https://billsienkiewiczart.com/products/creature-from-the-black-lagoon-lives-1-exclusive

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Just a few days ago. She was so happy to run as always.

We are still waiting to to hear from the vet on her current status. But it brings me joy to know she was happy and healthy until the end.

A video of a Cavalier spaniel dog running

jarvisscript,
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@skinnylatte ❤️❤️

jarvisscript, to HashtagGames
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Hunk of Cheese.


When my get-up-and-go has got up and went,
I hanker for a hunk o’ cheese!

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New merch is up on the site, including the embroidered hoodies (which look really nice). @hnom.

https://shop.thepwhl.com/collections/montreal-apparel

jarvisscript,
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@invalidname @hnom Just got some Pucks! They ship fast took less than a week..

jarvisscript, to random
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'I wish I had a little thing on my computer that just replaced the word 'woke' with 'treating people with respect' —Neil Gaiman

This browser extension quietly replaces the word "woke" on any web page with "treating people with respect." The results can be rather hilarious.

GOP denounces new policy as "treating people with respect."

Florida introduces the Stop Treating People with Respect Act.

Trump calls out Dems as treating people with respect.

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/woke-respect/opnebfbgbhbndpmaeoiohhjnbjjbejlm?

jarvisscript,
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Add the extension to family members computers.

jarvisscript, to HashtagGames
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Spy Hunter of the Lonely Heart


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School calls at 6:50am to say "Tests all week students can dress down." Couldn't you have said that last week and not call at breakfast.
Thought they were going to close for the day

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Due SouthPark


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I got 64 yellows and itch to paint the sun.


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jarvisscript,
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@timgatewood @Savvyhomestead

Here's a template with Calvin.

Calvin and Hobbs Meme Template Calvin at a lemonade stand with a blank change my mind poster.

jarvisscript, to Nashville
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WTF It's snowing. big freaking flakes

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Hilarious Paramount Mountain ad with Patrick Steward.

https://youtu.be/YKzk1h7qrj8?si=etMn4Gij3roLFY-c

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fuck i love blogs. if i had nothing but time i would just read blogs all day.

jarvisscript,
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@molly0xfff https://dev.to/jarvisscript

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Bitterly cold


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I don't know get Geordi to fix it..



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The UPS basketball team always loses, cause they can't go left.


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USPS and UPS have box cutter fights in the alley.


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The lines are long at the Broadway post office cause every time someone orders forever stamps.
The tellers breakout and sing "Forever Your Girl."


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The USPS switched to self adhesive stamps cause postal workers were addicted to lick the stamps.


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They hate your zip code.


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I'll done anything for love (but I won't ask for One Direction)


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Sweet home Georgia on my mind.


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The Birdle is the Worlde

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Did you have a Cheeseburger in paradise yet?


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