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@jo@wetdry.world

Good Morning Gamer Nation.

Shitpost/unhinged alt for https://tech.lgbt/@ShadowJonathan.

Expect absolutely no comprehensibility here. This place is not a place of honour. High amounts of sarcasm detected.

FORMAL NOTICE (caveat emptor): By reading this bio you agree to take on any liability in the event of having taken one (1) or more posts seriously.

bedroom acrobatics stuff (idk i like garlic bread) always CW'd with 🔞

Visages of my appearance will sometimes stare deep into your soul, be forewarned.

SCP classification pending

proud owner of 30-50 feral hogs

ITS TRUCK MONTH

33% of this account is shareholder-owned by https://labyrinth.zone/users/Hertog

#yesbot #yesarchive #yesindex #yesbridge

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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:neocat_googly_shocked:

A still frame overlaid with half life dialogue, on the still frame its shown Dr Kleiner at a console, the console says "A stop job is running for Session b1 of user kleiner (35s / 2min 30s)" Dr Kleiner says "Shutting down.... Attempting shutdown.... It's not- It's not shutting down!"

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‌block wetdry.world

not gay enough

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Normalise drinking water tbh

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have you seen my tardis? it's me, i am the doctor

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Good morning yet again!

Today I found out my thermostat hasn't been working because of an ISP outage in the area. While I am all for , this one takes the cake for me; how can people be expected to have functioning smart houses if they keep prioritising internet leeches (such as "self-hosters") over actual customers, overloading their networks?

I'm on the phone with my provider right now, the waiting times might take a while, but this is something that's gotta be said.

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idk this "gender" thing yall are on

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Good morning everyone!

I'm enjoying more and more every day. Compared to , which only provides a limited amount of features, this instance has granular control of the algorithmic impact of my own posts, explicit opt-in read receipts, and even mini-picture reactions! (I'm still holding out for support)

The biggest social media transformation is happening in our lives right now, and we shouldn't waste it on inferior platforms who are holding out features and ignoring their principles.

I hope that this trend continues to push out industry forward into making better software, for humans!

Love,

  • Jonathan
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fedi

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why the fuck did you assume i have a gender

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I don't like how bowed down to the EU in forcing European citizens to install alternative app stores, it gives me a feeling of unease, knowing that an authority can make unilateral decisions like that.

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s o u p

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:neocat_pat: :neocat_pat_floof:

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#X's implementation of its latest decision, to include the term "c*sgender" in their (undoubtedly rancid) collection of swears, curses, and other nasty words, is IMO warranted, as we shouldn't allow the gradual outing of normal persons from an evermore hostile internet.

The main proponents of a successful internet should be its moderation tools. While a manually maintained list is sufficient for most usecases, with the growth and ever increasing need of an internet, we should also look for inclusion of hateful terms identified by automatic tools, such as sentence sentiment analysis, methinks.

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capitalism is not that great

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🗣️ 🙉

Another post in the same thread, it shows a picture of someone having a tantrum, with the words "pov: les bisexuels quand le docteur leur a prescrit des antibiotiques" Below that the person says "I sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them, i legitimately do not think this was neccecary"
Someone else joins the tumblr thread, showing a meme of a person slapping down a card on a table The person is tagged with "Yo", the table is tagged with "una conversacion casual", and the card is tagged with "el problema es el monolinguismo"

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batman voice Hydrated.

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:neocat_floof__w: prrrr~

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Chat, I need tips, how do yall keep your Yaseen managed locked in the basement? Mine keeps breaking out by eating the walls

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Currently thinking I might move this account to hachyderm.io, as that server seems to be LGBTQ+-friendly, and fairly diverse in makeup.

While this account has served me well for the past few months, I'd like to consider myself sympathetic to the transgender cause, and hopefully helping such a server will get me to enjoy and understand these people more.

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Premium Gender Reseller

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where's small data

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I'm not cis, you are

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what's up, liberals

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