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joevh

@joevh@mstdn.social

#Chicano #Mexicano

Being a good human does not mean you have to subscribe to a religion or a belief in a god. Free yourself.

I'm trying to be a better contributor within this space, but it's hard to compete with so many smart people here. Until then I mostly boost and comment, so think of me as your piggy backer.

Unless I have to call out bullshit. I have this thing where liberals get mad at me for it even though I am on the side they claim to be on. Then I collect trophies. #iykyk

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lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Jon Hamm.

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts He’s a Mad Man

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Signs you are old:
-You dropped acid in a Blockbuster.
-You hid cocaine in your VHS player.
-You bought heroin behind a RadioShack.
-Your grandfather served in WWI (he smoked crack in the trenches).

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts what about smoked Acapulco Gold? Oh wait, that’s a sign you’re jealous.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Nature is crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts the ring worm of fire is a real thing

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Please be respectful of cultural differences.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts This is true. My abuela slapped the shit out of me when I talked back to her.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Make it 2024 and we have a deal.
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joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts there’s a study that says you can just wear SPF 1,000,000 and you’ll be fine.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Creed could have done it though.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s what she said

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's fair.
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joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts if the bald eagle is wearing a wig or toupee then it’s an honorable discharge.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Even more impressive, he did both the English and Japanese versions.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts MF’er is the goat (MF’er = Morgan Freeman’er, don’t freak out)

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Channing Tater.

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts his most famous movie was originally known as “Magic Spud”, but the studio execs smashed the idea

rebeccawatson, to random
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New video! "314 Action" was a PAC set up to get more people with STEM backgrounds elected to office. But a whistleblower has revealed that they've secretly switched from supporting "scientists" to "Zionists." https://skepchick.org/2024/05/this-pro-science-political-charity-actually-sucks/

joevh,
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@rebeccawatson szciontist?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That's so generous.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s a lot of dough

lowqualityfacts, to random
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts the DPIMFYs did (Don’t Park In My Front Yard)

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Wow, that must be one big breakfast.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s pronounced breakfath

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This is why most Olympians aim to win bronze.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s an 85% cacao dark chocolate to match the bitterness of coming in 3rd.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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No one knows where the whole long hair depiction came from.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts renaissance scholars believe the pope mandated this look or artists face excommunication

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm pretty sure it's the opposite with cats and meows.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts my dog is pretty adamant

lowqualityfacts, to random
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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
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joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts the mid nostril is for snorting yeyo.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I remember listening to that a ton in kindergarten.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts they wrote Dear Mama for Tupac. The song is about Kidz Bops showbiz mom.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Social media user: All this political stuff is exhausting. I'll just post something silly.

posts picture of a cute cat yawning

First comment: I don't get it. Is this cat an anti-Biden or anti-Trump thing?

Second comment: Hmm this cat post feels like a big "fuck you" to the student protests.

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts this is obviously Russian propaganda

rebeccawatson, to random
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if you ask the question, “Which conspiracy theory does Aaron Rodgers believe in?” the answer is “Yes.” https://skepchick.org/2024/04/aaron-rodgers-believes-in-everything-stupid/

joevh,
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@rebeccawatson I think it’s better for society if he’s too distracted playing football and maybe his teammates will tell him to stfu

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I love Keanu Reeves.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts whoa

rebeccawatson, to random
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this is the only day of the year that I am legally allowed to post a pic from eloping on a beach 3 years ago

joevh,
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@rebeccawatson guapos los 3

joevh,
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@rebeccawatson can you elaborate on the “legally”. I must’ve missed something.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I've heard rumors that he has gills.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

joevh,
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@lowqualityfacts he once got arrested for smoking weed but he was just inhaling the water from the bong. True story.

rebeccawatson, to random
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Richard Dawkins recently made headlines by claiming to be a “cultural Christian.” What he actually meant, in my opinion as a fellow cultural Christian, was that he’s a bigot https://skepchick.org/2024/04/richard-dawkins-cultural-christian-or-supremacist-bigot/

joevh,
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@rebeccawatson this all made me reflect on my background (mexican attending catholic school all the way through h.s). I was always a sceptic but then I married into atheism and that pretty much sealed the deal. Still, we love attending religious themed mexican parties (baptisms, quinceañeras, weddings) cause holy fucking shit lots of alcohol and that makes for great parties. I love telling fellow mexicans I’m not catholic and I’m not even some other christian. Great party conversation topic.

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