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kierkegaank

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And it happened that the endless ethereal void condensed, merged with the ethereal silly and achieved self awareness enough to always feel awkward and out of place

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kierkegaank, to random
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In Sweden the copay for all healthcare (minus dentists goddamnit) is about $130

per year.

There are also over 500 billionaires in a population of ten million, but inexplicably no guillotine factory

kierkegaank, to random
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”Have you ever even been to San Antonio if you haven’t gotten a lap dance from a stripper with an ankle monitor?”

-Some kind of PR video by a lawyer in Texas 😳

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kierkegaank, to random
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You had me at put your hands on your head and turn around slowly

kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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Folsom Prison Blue Lagoon


kierkegaank, to random
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I’d like to apologize to all of northern Europe for just assuming that the ”thermonuclear” label on my new heat exchanger was a misprint and booting it up without reading the manual. PM me for my insurance information

kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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A Pepperidge to farms


kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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S’mores and punishment


kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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On hold to expire


kierkegaank, to random
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Monday is solidly here

kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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Making plans for monday


kierkegaank, to random
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Bill Burr being a giant

https://youtube.com/shorts/3v-j6eARb7U

kierkegaank, to random
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People taking the Tesla Cybertryck seriously remind me of John Carpenter’s They Live

kierkegaank, (edited ) to random
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Tinder or Grindr?

kierkegaank, to TeslaMotors
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A few moments later: I think the fact that expressed losing ad revenue as being blackmail against him suggests he’s experiencing a distorted sense of reality now.

So it looks like there’s no plan behind this, unlike when he stopped paying office rent to squeeze owners for better rates. It looks more like he’s having a moment, spiraling out of control in some semblance of a manic episode, wrecking himself. If so, good. Fuck that ruinous gutter prick.

https://youtu.be/xLy2SaSQAtA

kierkegaank, to random
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Pitch: the clone of ellen ripley is called in again by the corporation because a deep space colony has gone dark. When Ripley and the space marines arrive at the colony there are no xenomorph aliens there. The colony decided to shut down communications with Earth because everything coming out of there sounded bad. Ellen and the marines decide to settle down there and live in peace. The ship’s cat hunt space butterflies during the credits.

kierkegaank, to random
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Speaking of lowering expectations to marry MAGA losers

kierkegaank, to random
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Until now I was not aware of different geographic editions of album covers.

(The European edition I bought in the early 90s has a full rendition of Girl with a knife).

kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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Black hole sun is not a thing and I’m about to school you


kierkegaank, to tesla
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Want a good laugh?

is saying they are suing the state of because are being mean to them. Paperwork has yet to be filed.

kierkegaank, (edited ) to random
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Who do you believe the least in?

kierkegaank, to tesla
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can get their registration plates a court decided just now. The compromise is that Tesla has to pick them up themselves at the manufacturer’s since ’s blockade cannot be circumvented with another delivery service.

kierkegaank, to HashtagGames
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Paranoid Andrew


kierkegaank, (edited ) to tesla
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What is your reaction if you see your ex driving through town to be seen in their new ?

kierkegaank, to random
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Don’t underestimate the awesome subversive power of giving up

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