lars

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lars,

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/f65199c3-89d6-4ab6-bbbb-4675c086d86c.png

but what is this literal garbage that merits its own shitpost: “hepatitis yellow and whytepeeple-flesh pink”?

lars,

“Is my sister literally watching you have this phone call with me?” — me to myself on the phone with nephlings in the past. Gross. Especially since my sister complained about our own parents having pulled that kinda bs

lars,

I’m probably related to your wife’s beloved aunt, too. So much power. So much destruction. And

hurt people hurt people

(people who are hurt can easily become people who hurt others)

lars,

Your brother fucking what. Wow.

lars,

Wouldn’t it have been funny if someone said

totally became

Shoutout to someone I heard saying

lars,

Democracy means one [hu]man one vote.

It does not mean Wyomingites are eleventyseven times more powerful than Californians in Congress.

lars,

and even today

. . . as we I are describing below . . .

lars,

I never realized it’s a gopher. That’s cute and clever for such an awful mascot.

lars,

Tom Cruise’s sexuality and religion are objective satire

lars,

what was the problem with the bear?

lars,

I’ve been broken by some high men before myself 💅

lars,

This is what it would have looked like to my bare eyes but my phone’s camera was like oh no you don’t. Was this with a phone?

lars,

A collection of unmitigated pedantry is, by an order of magnitude, the coolest goddamn name for anything, ever.

lars,

Rip my productivity discovering it on a Tuesday

lars,

In his defense, it does look terrifying.

lars,

I never suspected that Never Again was just rhetorical flourish

lars,

Odd. My sovcit state national county ID says “Sex: when I can”.

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