lauraamalasunta

@lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space

Parmam mulieremque cano; Regina Oestrogotharum.

Medievalist I'd Like to Fund: Latinist, Philologist, Historian of Europe to c. 1100.

Mostly posts a load of shite to be honest. Prone to puns. Language nerd. Early musician (lute). Italo-Anglo-Scandi-Austrian muddle. Gaily married :lesbian_heart:

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lauraamalasunta, to random

When transition saves you from turning into your father but then you realise the challenge is not to turn into your mother

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

Anyone know if just deleting my Twitter account is enough, or will they still retain my posts somewhere? Do I have to reactivate my account and delete everything?

lauraamalasunta,

@Alon I thought of that, but presuming the site just isn't going to last that much longer anyway

lauraamalasunta, to random German

I'm not a 'free thinker', I'm an academic, if you want me to think then effing pay me

lauraamalasunta, to random

Tasha Yar and Data's hookup falls so blatantly into the archetype of 'cis lesbian trying to convince herself she can be straight by getting with a trans lesbian egg trying to convince herself she can be a man'

lauraamalasunta,

@SleepyCatten I consciously identified with Data as someone who has difficulty being human, covering over my deeper identification with Tasha which I tried to tell myself was just attraction to her, but gave me the FEELS 🥴​

lauraamalasunta, to random

Me: 'Nice conversation you got there, would be a real shame if someone introduced a bunch of random etymological facts to it'

lauraamalasunta,

'Nice use of the term 'medieval' you got there, it would be a real shame if someone used that throwaway reference to turn this social situation into a monologue on how that particular use of the term is misguided which segues into a broader discourse on the infelicities of historical periodisation'

lauraamalasunta,

@forestpines wait are you me

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

brb changing my name to Betty Weinspritz

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

If not quite trans elder yet I'm certainly trans middle-aged

lauraamalasunta,

As the baby trans crowd around my feet waving rattles and hormone gel bottles crying 'look at me mummy! I'm so GAY' I pour myself another glass of Zinfandel, light a cigarette and turn on General Hospital and inform them that it's time to be quiet now because Mommy's watching her stories

lauraamalasunta, to random

Star Wars couldn't happen because if there were a laser powerful enough to destroy planets trans women would be queuing round the block to use it for epilation

Darth Vader: 'Alderan? Whatever, this is a fucking goldmine. Yes ma'am, highest setting, that will be €150 please, here, you might want an ice pack'

lauraamalasunta, to random

Me: Being trans is an adventure

You think: Wow what a magical journey

I mean: The Gatekeeper smiles and arches his fingers and says, 'Yes, brave sorceress, I have a potion of oestrogenating for thee! But first, perform for me these taskes three, to prove that a TRUE transsexual ye be! Then, hie thee to the Labyrinth of Insurance...'

lauraamalasunta, to random

'Trans people? Woke nonsense invented ten years ago, we never heard anything about "gender dysphoria" when I was a kid! Anyway to relax I'm going to go and watch some of my favourite vintage sitcoms that all have wall-to-wall jokes about guys who have closets full of dresses and wear panties'

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

Google needs an option that filters out results from US evangelical colleges when you try to look up anything about the bible

lauraamalasunta, to random German

I had bottom surgery in Vienna, call that getting my wiener schnitzeled

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

The most ancient enmity: trans women vs their own foreheads

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

'The gays in ancient Rome?' I think you mean the LGBTSPQR+ community

lauraamalasunta, to random German

Germany drastically needs a new trans law. Unfortunately, the draft by the coalition government for so-called self-ID has a number of problems with it and could lead to a deterioration of the protections trans people have. Please sign the petition to correct this:

https://innn.it/jazuselbstbestimmung

Among the more worrying elements that have been thrown in as sops to transphobic criticism are the legalisation of discrimination against and exclusion of trans women, and granting police and security forces access to information about trans people's past, which is prohibited under the current law.

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

My phone kept giving me these notifications saying 'Delete unnecessary junk!' so I got bottom surgery

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

So wearing an old boy t-shirt to clean mould counts as boymoding right? I've not boymoded in like 3 years, this is how boys dress, right?

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

Ancient Greeks establishing colonies

Twitter users moving to new platforms

🤝

Exporting Drama to new shores

lauraamalasunta,

@SleepyCatten oh go on then, that would be cool!

lauraamalasunta, to random Italian

Guy on the U-Bahn applying Axe spray, so I'm applying oestrogen spray, fair's fair

lauraamalasunta,

@Alon Idk, don't axe me 🤷‍♀️

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