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Dave Crane, USA/Virginia, Retired CTO, CRPS, he/him. neurodivergent. I don't walk anymore. Cis. 😛 Raised by sitcoms.

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A friend who was dealing with an unpromising future where he knew he would need to be taken care of in the not so distant future, once told me that his biggest fear would be when the moment came when the last of his independence would melt away and that he would become a burden to others.

I didn't know how to console him. So I just sat with him and listened.

It amazes me how much, as a culture, that we internalize our own care, and the care of others, as a "burden".

What is wrong with us?

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thanks

licked, to random
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So I'm having the same really odd feelings I had before I had a seizure a few years ago, but now I live alone.

I'm scared to be alone, and have no one to be here with me. I am no longer on the meds they said caused it.

Any advice?

licked, to random
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do fat racoons get as lovably stupid as normal pandas?

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licked,
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@Lizette603_23 i dragged it on. didnt know it wouldn't work. maybe if you drag like that, it will.

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I have been eschewing "pain doctors," but I can't anymore. I need one that will convince me im not actually hurting.

arstechnica, to random
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Prime Video subs will soon see ads for Amazon products when they hit pause

Amazon is adding three types of shoppable ads to Prime Video's ad tier.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/prime-video-subs-will-soon-see-ads-for-amazon-products-when-they-hit-pause/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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@arstechnica i only pause locally :)

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i am having a very hard time having sympathy for anyone in gaza or the west bank right now.

I know not everyone is a zealot.

if you kill, kidnap, and rape civilians, even those of another religion,

I HOPE YOU DIE, horrifically, slowly. under rubble.

licked, to random
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Does Jockey make dinosaur underwear for adults?

licked, to random
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I smashed my good foot with my wheelchair trying to feed the dogs. Good thing I'm already in a wheelchair.

SirTapTap, to random
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THCa vape is a bust, just like delta 8 ones. Almost $100 down the drain on those

I really wish online THC places would sell sample packs of each type of THC (not each FLAVOR of the SAME kind) so I can tell what works

Personally, nothing but delta 9 THC so far. Not even a light buzz.

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@SirTapTap or come on over. i have pounds.

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i keep having these flighty light headed, light brained feelings. I'm really scared and im trying to keep myself busy.

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AITA: Yesterday I ordered a new macbook air for my daughter. from history until now, she got my hand-me-downs. she deserved a new computer. the last year has been very hard for her.

I got courier delivery for her because it was $9 and she left her old (my very old macbook behind on vacay.)

Apple said it would be here by 4pm. I chose not to call until 8pm. I hoped if I called by 8pm, it could still be rectified.

licked, to random
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I broke the door off my microwave with my wheelchair. Experiments will commence in the backyard at dusk.

SirTapTap, to random
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If you have a piece of shit smart TV (this is all of them. all of them.) I highly recommend just getting a Chromecast TV (which is, ironically, an HDMI dongle and not a TV), and using that for TV YouTube/chromecast

It is worth the $30-$40 to never deal with Smart TV again

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@SirTapTap does it still have the ads on the homescreen? thats when i pulled mine.

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One time i got suspended from twitter for hoping if he did "IT" (i don't remember which thing), I hope he dies in prison.

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ok, im catching up. why is george michael wearing a choose life shirt in the video? did he invest in teeth whitening products in the 80's?

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I am the pastor of muppets.

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are there any competent republicans in office right now?

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ok, so the company trump got his bond from is not licensed in ny and specifically says it's not ultimately responsible for the money. how is this not an attempted fraud on the court?

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@thepoliticalcat i think im going to leave them a while. they arent in the way. seems like an experiment.

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i have 2 jugs of lactaid milk that expired over a year ago in my office fridge right now. i am scared to touch them.

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@thepoliticalcat i want to know whats inside! this is the stuff thats supposed to stay good for a long time. they are totally sealed!

not puffy.

i am intrigued.

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I think Kaitlyn Collins and @CNN got played, and I am willing to think it was Intentional.

CNN may have prepared, they may have had great intentions. Maybe not.

You can't pull this shit at this point without consequence and claim "journalism".

If you lay down with a pig, you you eat their slop, and smell like their shit.

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Americans are sick and tired of the blatant corruption by radical republicans in DC.

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