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mentallyalex

@mentallyalex@beige.party

I was told once that Mastodon is a friendly void that yells back. I really like that.

The world is a big place filled with terrible and wonderful things. I sometimes comment on them at length.

Made 3 people laugh at my HashTagGame entry - Aug 24, 2023.

"One of the fun ones" - Lisa Melton, Jan 2024

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Good morning everyone, or good afternoon/evening/mysterious fourth option. I hope you are well?

The dessert treat that left me with breakfast pudding yesterday was a hit, I ended up with very little cleaning which was nice. I haven't seen my Zara cat yet this morning, so I presume she is still sleeping downstairs.

I took her to the vet a few days ago (well visit/shots) and she did amazing. Stressed kitty but she was very mature about the situation and only complained slightly.

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I didn't count on "milkshake justice" being a topic of discussion, but here we are.

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Breakfast pudding.

Because I'm an adult, and I get to decide what that means.

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I won't comment on the latest news other than to say it isn't as surprising as they are claiming it to be.

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How are things?

For myself, today has been aggressively busy. Trips, efforts, conversations, meetings, and other general goings on.

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People do not constantly owe you anything. When you consume your friends without providing them with energy, they just...stop.

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"It can happen to anyone," he says.

I don't think that is true. Anyone is at a very wide angle. Anyone would include people who are not eligible for the presidency. Anyone includes individuals who are not interested or engaged with sexual conquests beyond their spouse. No, anyone is simply a bad word choice.

"It could happen to a very select few, which we feel represents those of us who we feel everyone should bask in worship of," he implied.

I have spent a great many hours doing a great many things. Some of them were even questionable in terms of their legalities. I have never come close to qualifying for the Presidency. I have never come close to playing on the national stage at that level and I have come a lot closer than some. It's disingenuous to say or think it could happen to anyone.

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I hope your day is going well?

My morning has been productive but very home focused. The weather is amazing, so I might spend some time outside if I am able.

How are things?

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Good day to you Fediverse, I hope you are well or as well as can be expected?

I believe today I am hitting the road earlier than normal in search of donuts.

I will alert the masses when I find them.

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Hello evening, you are rather warm...it's nice.

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I have been relatively music-less today. Apologies, here is what has been echoing through my head today.

All day on repeat actually.

Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
https://songwhip.com/harvey-danger/flagpole-sitta

:blobcatdj:

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For the record, if your "landing area" is filled with individuals who act too busy, too road weary, or too important to help new users, that is a self-fixing system.

Your social media group is dying, and I'm trying to learn it to see if it has reasons to exist. Within hours the faults are very clear.

I doubt they'll believe me when I explain it is them...

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I don't normally "clean shave" daily but for some reason this week I have.

I'm remembering why it's a bad idea, my face is constantly cold!

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Cybertrucks are vulnerable to rusting in the rain, correct?

A flatbed was stranded on the side of the road as it was raining on it and the cybertruck it carried.

I'm curious what this means. If the truck rusts, did the owner strike it lucky by being able to hold the tow truck liable? IS the truck liable?

I imagine the situation is a bad to worse, typically people do not have flatbeds towing their healthy vehicles.

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I read that originally as "Moss Boss" and had a very fun Al Capone image come to my mind.

Remnants of bushy mossy hair under a fadora hat. Walking confidently along the forest floor running scams on the rabbits and pressing the local rodent communities for their stores for winter.

"In case of accidents," He says, chuckling to himself.

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I saw a meme a moment ago, discussing various ways you can keep your neighbors at bay. In this case, it was appearing just slightly unhinged so they won't want to engage. :blobcatgiggle:

I laughed, it's funny, but while I was boosting and favoring it made me think about my new home. I moved in a small bit ago and I have still yet to meet all but one retiree.

No one says hello, no one stopped to welcome me or ask questions. A few have waved as they drive by and park in their garages. But they shut the doors as their cars are shutting down. I was three states away from this place a year ago and the neighborhood was much the same.

I remember when neighbors were bothersome. When you would come home and find someone sitting outside or walking their dog and they would want to strike up a conversation.

I'm curious how things will look in coming years. Will we form tighter groups with our neighborhoods, or will we further splinter, I wonder...

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Whoever agreed to transition Pink Floyd's Hey You into Blondies Heart of Glass is a bad person or an AI and should be stopped.

:blobcatdj:

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So, does Discord no longer allowed users to register accounts without registering a phone number?

They have "detected an anomaly" with a new account I just attempted to make and have assured me that I can quickly clear things up if I just give them a phone number.

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It's interesting watching devices slowly die as businesses demand more access than anyone is willing to provide.

My devices now randomly require additional updates they never needed before. I know the excuses, but I literally helped design some of this stuff...they are excuses.

My television has been becoming more forgetful lately. I'm sure the manufacturer will expect me to simply buy a new one. I don't need a television in this room and it was just an optional piece of equipment. I have unplugged it to see if I'll notice its absence.

Consumers need to remind themselves where the authority lies.

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There are few things more satisfactory than snatching the microwave door as it rolls over but doesn't quite alert the masses that your burrito has been heated.

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I have had pants on for hours and I do not like it.

#AlexIsOutside

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"See, by eating the candy furthest from me in the bowl on the table, I'm basically working out at the same time," I said.

My cat blinks slowly while staring at me as if to convey, "I love you, but that is the dumbest excuse you've made today."

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second story off and away. :blobcat_nervoussweat:

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A bird has perched about thirty inches from Zara and appears as if to think the screen will deter her if she decides to enjoy her lunch 'to go'.

If she leaps through the screen and nails the bird before falling the few feet below... I'll send pictures before I go get her while laughing.

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