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mjg59

@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer

Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at https://aurora.tech, OS security teaching at https://www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org. He/him.

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I'll be giving my @emf talk on the XZ backdoor in just under 2 hours (16:40 UK, 17:40 Western Europe, 11:40 Eastern, 8:40 Pacific), and it should be live-streamed at https://streaming.media.ccc.de/emf2024/stagea

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It turns out that this does exactly what it says and I don't know what I expected

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@rochelle there were many! Did you know there's over 400 varieties of cabbage?

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Yeah Twitter is fine

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Fucking hell what will they DRM next

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The Airwolf theme being performed on Tesla coils is certainly A Thing

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@larsmb you needed to be here 5 minutes ago

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@teajaygrey @Noisebridge I have no idea! I'll try to find out tomorrow

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Probably more useful than a real Cybertruck

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Out of all the possible Playmobil figures, why this one?

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Yup

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This year I am going to remember not to give into the temptation to order a burrito at @emf because every year it just makes me sadder

mjg59,
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@noodles I have not! Actually competent?

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Blahaj density increasing, definitely getting closer to @emf

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Meanwhile, playing the fun game of estimating how many people are in front of me in the queue for the bus to determine whether I wander off to the pub for a bit instead

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@darkling I have plenty of practice in negotiating that

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In terms of number of people I'd have made it, but sadly the limiting factor was luggage capacity

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This train is passing through Evesham, which I have never actually visited but is burned into my memory as the home of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evesham_Technology

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When you have to teach and there's nowhere sensible to put your webcam

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Loving the ubuntu.com experience of refusing to accept any cookies and then getting a new popup on every single new page

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Adverts with utterly terrifying auras

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Once again entered the UK without being arrested, so the 2024 "Matthew doesn't get arrested" challenge is off to a great start

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Weather forecast for @emf is disconcertingly dry and warm, surely this is a prelude to some other biblical disaster

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Obvious outcome is that @emfSpiders take over, but it's never the obvious outcome

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Absolutely delighted by the new @emf volunteer kitchen logo

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@jonty @emf but is the Hitachi repair tent logo still intact?

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