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moira

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

She/her :blobcatheartlesbian: ex-software dev now writing words for money, fun, and/or survival. I like new people but may be too busy to follow back.

Republicans have campaigned on killing me and mine my whole life, so "Democrats are just as bad" crap gets a fuck off and an unfollow.

I write long-form on my Federated blog at @solarbird. If you want to support me or this instance, have my patreon: http://patreon.com/solarbird

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moira, to random

but does it go to metaluna? can it lay a highway at the rate of eighty miles a minute?

moira, to random

their guard muppet also does not approve

moira, to random

They can replace you - but first, they must DESTROY!

moira, to random
moira, to random

munkey just want to eat giant ants and grubs!

moira, to random

ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUNKEY MASK

moira,

WINTON DOES NOT APPROVE

moira, to random

juuuuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale

moira, (edited )

a tale of a fateful trip
that started from icelandic caves
aboard this tiny ship

moira,

the mate was a shitty prussian man
the skipper was a tool
three passengers set sail that day
at the hands of a fool

(the hands of a fool)

moira, to random

WOAH ROMULAN ATTACK

moira,

Not expecting Romulans in this movie okay

moira, to random

'just run around in very small circles and yell a lot' - the director, apparently

moira, to random

do you like turtles?

moira, to random

oh they got the set level again, nice job team

lytta, to random
@lytta@hachyderm.io avatar

Are you really gonna tell me that whatever species that is survived that long without evolving aggression and territorial displays that minimize harm to them so they don't just all kill each other off? 🙄

moira,

@jonny @lytta and they're

R-selected every oooo-o-o-o-one
R-selected they're breedin' 'em by the tonne!

moira, to random

We've got to get out of here, give me your rifle?

moira, to random

oh we have TWO monster friends, cool!

moira, to random

That's a Third Doctor-grade dinosaur I'd say. Definitely Fop Doctor action right here.

moira, to random

Hans has no shirts. Hans needs no shirts.

moira, to random

dr. weird is going at it with the bath bombs again

moira, to random

MARY ANN! GILLIGAAAAAAAAAN!

moira, to random

hans is stacked, i can apprecaite that

RobynGoodfellow, to random
@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

And nothing of value was lost.

moira,
moira, to random

only one of the olsen twins has survived the exposition thus far

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