moistclump

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moistclump,

I over-explain myself and remain misunderstood

moistclump,

Well worth the watch. If you’re not sure… watch!

moistclump,

You can premeditate jerking it. It’s actually defined as a change in acceleration isn’t it?

moistclump,

I want it to keep going until all neck no legs

moistclump,

I really enjoyed this one. I was a bit skeptical going in. But of course, it’s John. He had a balanced, noncrazy approach that didn’t belittle anyone’s particular views on the matter.

moistclump,

Work at a city. Using these to lead to enforcement implies that city engineering is working with law enforcement and that level of coordination is… unlikely.

These kinds of lines are very engineering, very road design focused.

moistclump,

I thought this was an Onion article, and a far stretched one at that. Jesus fucking Christ.

moistclump,

Congrats! And thanks for sharing.

Different but similar relief from the PMS, period, leaky side of it. I’m got a hormonal IUD around a year ago and thank the good gods every day for the freedom, lack of pain, and lack of inconvenience. And that’s not including the stability and confidence around feeling like I finally have control over my reproductive future.

moistclump,

That was very funny. That’s impressive.

moistclump,

“This is the time of year when lots of my guys will start choking out turnstile jumpers or pistol-whipping street vendors who don’t have permits. I can’t say I blame them, I’d do the same if I were walking the beat. The hardest part for me is having to pretend I give a shit when I give them a stern talking to and tell thim they are suspended,” said Captain Angioni. “But Officer Hannon is a cut above the rest. I think he’s worked about 15 days in the last two years, he’s always under disciplinary review, getting his full pay. At this point, most of the guys at the station just call him Tommy Bahama because he’s always lounging on the beach.”

Can’t decide between laughing, crying, and sighing.

moistclump,

I know a guy named Drew that looks strikingly similar.

moistclump,

Boss makes a million, I make a cent, but I have to keep working, until Luciferv is sent.

moistclump,

I thoroughly enjoyed that start to finish. Guess there’s a new channel for me to get lost in!

moistclump,

Probably means you’re an empathetic person and easy to connect with.

moistclump,

You can use any letter as much as you like, just needs to be more than 4 letters and use the middle letter.

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