moistclump

@moistclump@lemmy.world

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moistclump,

I thought you meant:

Doctor: “when was your last period?”

Me: “a few weeks ago.”

Doctor: “date?”

Me: yes

Doctor: great I’ll pick you up at 8

moistclump,

Aw man I was so jealous. Youngest of 6 kids here, no new clothes or school supplies and definitely nothing extravagant as a 196 kit. Young me would have killed for that! Adult me a little too. Maybe I should go buy myself a big ol crayons kit.

moistclump,

Half your age plus 700

moistclump,

Awe man I can only be with someone born 6,942 years in the future.

moistclump,

I thought the second photo was the head from the top, and had a hole in it. I wondered about the type of person with holes or prominent dimples in their skull and why it was so often it’s enough to be a meme.

And then I studied further and it revealed itself as a tummy.

moistclump,

I was disappointed a few weeks back when he said that stuff about how “wokeness is ruining comedy”. Trying to explain away the fact why he’s no longer relevant, likes it’s the children who are wrong.

moistclump,

Applum bananum jeans, boots with the fur.

moistclump,

I’m so fucking embarrassed to have ever been Christian. I’m glad I turned 18 and grew out of it, but… man.

moistclump,

Wonderful. This is what I come to the internet for. Just marvellous.

Will I ever be seen as truly British?

My family immigrated to the UK from Poland when I was six. I’m 20 now, speak much better English than Polish and feel like this is my land/culture. However I have a Polish first and last name, Polish passport and “unique” accent everyone picks up on, so despite this I’m usually perceived as an outsider. It makes me...

moistclump,

Where are you from? London. No. Where were you born? 6th Avenue.

moistclump,

It’s called trash CAN not trash CANNOT.

moistclump,

In a “pro protest” scenario do the two pros cancel out to be a contest?

moistclump,

Structural integrity was my very first thought. It sounds sticky and messy.

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