motalley

@motalley@mastodon.online

Defiantly Hopeful. Occasional #TCMParty tooter.

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motalley, to HashtagGames

Tomato, potato

motalley, to HashtagGames

Chip off the old rock

motalley, to HashtagGames

“Don’t tell Glinda I told you this, but if you click your heels three times, you can go home whenever you want.“

motalley, to random

The first rainstorm here in months and Symphony Hall on is playing Beethoven’s Tempest Sonata :)

I have found my happy place :)

motalley, to HashtagGames

the minimum wage in Texas was $7.25 an hour.

It is still $7.25 an hour.

motalley, to HashtagGames

, it was considered rude to be on the Internet whenever someone was waiting for a phone call.

motalley, to HashtagGames

I have eaten
the doughnuts
that were in
the conference room

and which
you were probably
saving
for your family

Forgive me
they were comforting
so sprinkled
and so alone


lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Things I have been told to do on Mastodon:

-follow more people

-follow less people

-put content warnings on anything related to politics

-put content warnings on anything related to dogs (seriously)

-use alt text to translate my posts into French

-delete my Patreon because I don't deserve to make money

-sell merch with my facts on them because I deserve to make more money

-stop doing satire because it is enabling fascism and will get Trump reelected

Moral of the story: I have no idea.

motalley,

@lowqualityfacts
How dare you openly refer to dogs

motalley, to HashtagGames

Feeling like you’re the only one out there who sees the world the way you do.

motalley, to HashtagGames

Wanting to know the name of an actor in a movie/tv show and not being able to look it up

motalley, to HashtagGames

Cheers II: Escape from Chicago


georgetakei, to random

This is not how to deal with climate change.

motalley,

@georgetakei As a Texan, I disagree.

hashitout, to HashtagGames
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The winner of the weekend game of is @motalley for this throwback - https://mastodon.online/@motalley/110754292963118555

Good stuff! Stay cool! Your toot has been linked on the game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/

motalley,

@hashitout Thank you! ❤️

motalley, to HashtagGames

Hellsa


motalley, to HashtagGames

In this heat, I’ll try anything.



motalley, to HashtagGames

“No, I’m not buying anything. I just want to stand here for a minute.”



motalley, to HashtagGames

“In this box are two things I will show to you now. You will like these two things, if dms you allow”

motalley, to random

Muse?

My greatest muse is probably the advice my art teacher gave on how to deal with the blank page.

He said that if we can’t think of anything to draw, we’re probably being too critical of ourselves and, as a result, our expectations on the page are too high/narrow. He recommended taking out a sketchbook and drawing whatever popped into our heads - with no judgement. He said, “Anything worth doing is worth doing badly.”

  • Don’t forget that anything can be art. And have fun!
motalley, to HashtagGames

What I lack in size, I make up for in decibels.

motalley, to HashtagGames

Throw the stick as many times as you need. I promise I will always bring it back for you.


motalley, to HashtagGames

Robes will be available upon request.

adam, to random
@adam@social.lol avatar

These illustrations from a Sony patent are the perfect visual representation of late-stage capitalism.

motalley,

@adam Quickest way to make me never want Mcadonalds again

motalley, to HashtagGames

09:00 to 17:00


motalley, to HashtagGames

Mr. Ed Sheeran


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“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, to the airport. No worries.”

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