nash

nash, 11 months ago to random

I had an eye exam yesterday & the machine that took photos of the back of my eye was great. I had to look at this pixelated green X while a little red scan bar tracked across the screen vertically then horizontally & then locked on or whatever & flashed for the photo. It was Tron as hell--modern UI design could learn something from this

nash, 11 months ago to random

Skeletor Rigby
picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been
where is your skin??

nash, 11 months ago to random

that's me in the corner
that's me on the talk page
losing my trust in the validity of wikipedia

nash, 11 months ago to random

I go on the dating apps & everybody only wants one thing (a strategic marriage creating a tie between my family and theirs in order to secure our allyship in the event of a struggle for the realm)

nash, 11 months ago to random

awkward to find out I voted "befriend" but my replica voted "make out"

nash, 11 months ago to random

oh yeah well have you ever wondered what the REST of the I Got AI To Paint The Rest Of The Mona Lisa looks like??

(posts an image with an extremely tiny mona lisa in the center, surrounded by just an enormous amount of generic dentist's-office-painting landscape)

nash, 11 months ago to random

dang I just realized if I lived in a culture that put family names first my music library could just be alphabetized by the first letter in the artist's name no matter what

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Tina Turner was not just an icon of the music world but also the crossword puzzle community, thanks to her decision to title her autobiography "I, Tina"

nash, 1 year ago to random

you can't do this to me!! I am a member of over 12 different Square™-based loyalty programs! I have accumulated hundreds of stars at cafes and restaurants all across the city!!

nash, 1 year ago to random

witches are like "I have a plant for that"

nash, 1 year ago to random

sure sex is pretty great? but have you ever?

nash, 1 year ago to random

WiFi was named after its 1872 inventor, Wilmore Filmore

nash, 1 year ago to random

banished from silicon valley for calling my laptop a 'computie patootie'

nash, 1 year ago to random

considering the present instability of banks and the market overall, I have invested my assets in gold... yukon gold!!! [opens door to a basement full of thousands of potatoes]

nash, 1 year ago to random

everyone's fighting about quote toots when what we really need is nested content warnings so I can make choose-your-own-adventure toots

nash, 1 year ago to random

sasstodon dot social has anybody made this one

nash, 1 year ago to random

I get knocked down
but I get knocked down again
how'd u do that I was already down

nash, 1 year ago to random

computer fan but it's one of those collapsible paper fans victorian people used to fan themselves with so whenever you do something CPU intensive it pops open & starts fanning itself frantically

nash, 1 year ago to random

$2 million in unmarked bills and a helicopter by 11am or we start posting one post from your drafts every hour until our demands are met

nash, 1 year ago to random

I watched Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai tonight & it is the best mafia/hitman movie I've seen

nash, 1 year ago to random

purple m&m lady went full King Solomon on that baby m&m & never even put down her iced coffee 😰

nash, 1 year ago to random

telling the Borg my designation is Six of Five to trigger an ArrayIndexOutOfBounds Exception, giving me time to escape

nash, 1 year ago to random

Pippin [answering texts from "Dark Lord" on the burner phone he found at Saruman's place]: hey what's up
Sauron: who is this
Pippin: this is Pippin! who's this? [selfie with Gandalf in the background & location on]