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making music, games, zines, occasional drawings, miscellania

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if I was a sun I would simply not eject my coronal mass. it would be easy for me

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it's cool that we live in a time where people have enough knowledge about space stuff to understand & predict things like eclipses & geomagnetic storms, and also that we have the ability to communicate instantly across the world, so we get to kinda experience celestial events with everyone else on the planet in real time

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the aurora stuff was fun but I wish it had destroyed Meta or something too. I guess there's still time

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we ask God why they made the universe & it turns out the whole thing is a big fermentation culture & dude is just up there making dark energy beer or something

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The patron saint of gifted children

According to the memorial, the 12-year-old Quintus died of overwork shortly after the competition.

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@hannah writing a poem so hard you die of overwork is such a poet thing to do

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having my login codes sent to my mastodon account. call that toot factor authentication

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Drum 'n Bass elicits the possibility of other musical genres devoted exclusively to pairs of instruments. Tambourine 'n Concertina perhaps. Viola 'n Penny Whistle. Chord Organ 'n Maracas. Gong 'n Bassoon. The possibilities are tremendous...

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Shout out to Bic for making products that basically do what you need them to for much longer than you’d expect given the price

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@hannah I hope they can expand this into a full Yamaha-level repertoire

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@hannah sitting expressionlessly through an hour-long Bic Innovations Team meeting where my colleagues all suggest branching out into things like highlighters & erasers & then standing up suddenly & slapping my hands on the table: we should build a jet

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Two legs diverged in a yellow wood
Near them, on the ground,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies,
Whose works are these?
I think I know,
His name is on the statue, though
He will not see me stopping here
To eat his plums both sweet & cold

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HEPA stands for:

High
Energy
Particle
Accelerator

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they shoulda gave the batman suit slightly more extreme nipples with every iteration. it should be codified in the IP license

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one thing about electric toothbrushes is you still have to go from tooth to tooth. they didn't automate all of it. why isn't it like a big thing you bite down on & it brushes all your teeth at once?? or a little robot arm that goes around & gets all the teeth carwash style. idk I just feel like this is an incomplete technology

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@tashasounart wow so they finally did it

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every elected official should have mandatory dunk-tank / slime chair hours where a randomly selected constituent gets to vote yes or no whether to dunk/slime them & can opt to make an official public comment as to why they chose what they chose

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69 Bug Songs

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hey the Palestinian Relief Bundle is up now!!

I know there were a lot of challenges getting that one to go live, so I'm excited to see it's up and already meeting its goals!

my lil civilization-builder zine game, Odd Little World, is in this bundle, along with 372 other games!

https://itch.io/b/2321/palestinian-relief-bundle

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why stop with tiktok? ban all apps that aggressively harvest user data & have the potential to share that data with a government

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I actually don't want next day shipping unless it's some kind of emergency. even if it's free!! the amount of warehouse & transport energy required to make that happen simply cannot be justified for this $12 magnifying glass. please, I can wait. I'm not in a hurry

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There are no Peculiar Holidays this coming week, but the following week (4/21 through 4/27) there are 3, and they're all quite delightful:

• Tuesday 4/23 is Trout Faire 🐟🎪(cc @loren )
• Wednesday 4/24 is Dance of the Star 🌀⭐
• Saturday 4/27 is Harmony Skunkmas 🦨🎵

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visited by 3 geese last night

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brand new moon & it's already trying to fight the sun. I respect that

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found my 2017 eclipse glasses

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AI Trained On Millions Of Winning Lottery Combinations Yet To Win More Than a Free Ticket

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wait no I'm NOT done being angry at spotify!!

(also ty @touk for creating this meme template)

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