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nash, to random
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heard a shrill screeching while I was up on the ladder & thought it was a hawk. climbed down to look & it was a bluejay yelling at a groundhog

msquebanh,
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@nash Though it may be tiny, it is ferocious ❤️

nash, to random
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a cow is specifically a female bovid taurus. so it goes without saying that to be a "cowboy" is inherently genderqueer

nathanlovestrees,
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@nash trying to think of a reverse cowgirl joke now

nash, to random
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2 Iron 2 Wine

nathanlovestrees,
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@nash 2 Simon 2 Garfunkel

nash, to random
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you paid 40 thousand dollars? for a warhammer??

nathanlovestrees,
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@nash everything’s a warnail when you only have a warhammer

nash, to random
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if I was a sun I would simply not eject my coronal mass. it would be easy for me

nash, to random
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it's cool that we live in a time where people have enough knowledge about space stuff to understand & predict things like eclipses & geomagnetic storms, and also that we have the ability to communicate instantly across the world, so we get to kinda experience celestial events with everyone else on the planet in real time

seachanger,
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@nash @shauna so cool it’s like we should almost try to keep our advanced society from caving in on itself!

nash, to random
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the aurora stuff was fun but I wish it had destroyed Meta or something too. I guess there's still time

nash, to random
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we ask God why they made the universe & it turns out the whole thing is a big fermentation culture & dude is just up there making dark energy beer or something

nash, to random
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having my login codes sent to my mastodon account. call that toot factor authentication

nash, to random
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Drum 'n Bass elicits the possibility of other musical genres devoted exclusively to pairs of instruments. Tambourine 'n Concertina perhaps. Viola 'n Penny Whistle. Chord Organ 'n Maracas. Gong 'n Bassoon. The possibilities are tremendous...

nash, to random
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Two legs diverged in a yellow wood
Near them, on the ground,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies,
Whose works are these?
I think I know,
His name is on the statue, though
He will not see me stopping here
To eat his plums both sweet & cold

nash, to random
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HEPA stands for:

High
Energy
Particle
Accelerator

nathanlovestrees,
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@nash utilities companies hate this one weird trick

nash, to random
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they shoulda gave the batman suit slightly more extreme nipples with every iteration. it should be codified in the IP license

nathanlovestrees,
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@nash the nIP license?

nash, to random
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one thing about electric toothbrushes is you still have to go from tooth to tooth. they didn't automate all of it. why isn't it like a big thing you bite down on & it brushes all your teeth at once?? or a little robot arm that goes around & gets all the teeth carwash style. idk I just feel like this is an incomplete technology

nash,
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@tashasounart wow so they finally did it

tashasounart,
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@nash get one and report back!

nash, to random
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every elected official should have mandatory dunk-tank / slime chair hours where a randomly selected constituent gets to vote yes or no whether to dunk/slime them & can opt to make an official public comment as to why they chose what they chose

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