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nikikole

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Nerd stuff & wild opinions. Unionize your workplace & eat the rich. Love #Baltimore, #crafts & #food šŸ˜‹ But nerd stuff isnā€™t my whole personality. I also hate cops.

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Hey. I just did some quick math & I could be entirely debt free in a year. Well, not counting my house.

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nikikole,
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@renwillis the thing I donā€™t understand about all this is does WENDYs really feel like THEY have the brand capital for this right now? Are things going so good for them that they think ā€œletā€™s do it, letā€™s just do it. Itā€™s now or never. Weā€™re at the TOP baby! Itā€™s now or never!ā€ šŸŽ²

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I had a friend who thought she had conquered the laundry. When I would talk about having so much to wash or fold she stated that she, her kids, and husband simply didnā€™t wash their clothes. Pants would be worn until they were visibly dirty. Shirts could be worn until they smelled. Not sure her philosophy on socks/underwear or towels.

Look. Live your life. But please wash anything that touches your bare skin. Even towels. All the dead skin, swear, oilsā€¦ justā€¦

nikikole,
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@qurlyjoe they did eventually wash it. But they would have like a single total load each week for a family of 4.

nikikole,
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I admit her logic is sound. Wonā€™t be no laundry if you donā€™t consider anything dirty.

Her kids also only bathed 1-2 times a week. Then wore a shirt 3-5 times before she considered it dirtyā€¦

Granted, Iā€™m messy. Everything has a spill on it by the end of the day.

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My enemies will be gratified to hear that I have tested positive for the novel coronavirus (2019).

nikikole,
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@jemal look. I donā€™t want to tell you to cheat buuut my watch thinks knitting is a fast paced walk soā€¦

nikikole,
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@jemal it also thinks household chores are excercise. So if you scrub the kitchen sink or tubs itā€™s a run & folding towels is a swim. But I figured you might not be up for that.

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Incarcerated pregnant people are not treated well. Itā€™s appalling. Many of them go into labor & give birth alone. Thatā€™s IF there are not complications. It could be worse.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/inmate-gives-birth-alone-tennessee-jail-cell-seeking-medical-help-rcna102576

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I am just a girl standing in front of the world begging yā€™all to please let go of these fucking archaic puritanical sex views because itā€™s allowing your children to be abused & they are too scared to tell you because youā€™ve conditioned them to blame themselves & be ashamed of sex.

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Also, like really cool to live in a society where you call CPS & have sit through an automated phone menu & be on hold for 15 minutes waiting to talk to someone.

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This wasnā€™t entirely fair. You can & should call 911. I called the office line because of certain details & I know there is already an open case & no one is in immediate danger.

Please call 911 if you suspect any kind of child abuse or neglect. Thanks.

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Hey.

Happy ā€œraccoon napping inside a dumpster on top of a pile of Magic: the Gathering cardsā€ to all who celebrate šŸ¦

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My favorite thing to do when Iā€™m not in a hurry and someone behind me is honking about a green light is to actually come to a full stop for the yellow šŸ’›

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I feel like Iā€™ve talked about people immediately honking at the green a few times the last couple weeks & Iā€™m gonna a do it some more. Itā€™s my biggest traffic pet peeve. These people seem so unhappy. There was a woman in front of me the other day honking. She was still 4-6 cars back from the light. She did this at every stop. What an asshole. Thereā€™s a lot of young or nervous drivers. This doesnā€™t help. Also maybe calm down. They remind me of Billy Zane in Titanic trying to get on the life boat.

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Embroidery is a tool of the patriarchy. It was used to keep women busy & discourage them from discussing current events.

I know this is true because if youā€™ve ever tried embroidery youā€™ll know that it is absolutely addictive & you canā€™t put it down & you become obsessed with little bits of string & itā€™s so silly because itā€™s now all you care about šŸŖ”

nikikole,
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I got mad at my husband last night for throwing away my string. Then I was like whoa. I need to get it together. Let me read some news.

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Iā€™m not in the market for a new job. But I do have a little time & pent up aggression on my hands so Iā€™m thinking about putting in some applications & having some interviews & being absolute chaos on wheels.

Itā€™ll be my gift to the kids. Maybe someone will stop asking dumb interview questions.

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Imma need to find out where to watch/listen to this Katt Williams interviewā€¦

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You could be having the most intense & excruciating pain in your belly that canā€™t be soothed or managed & seems like it will kill you & 99% of the time itā€™s just gas.

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Last night I found a Nintendo DS that has been missing for over 10 years. It didnā€™t even turn up when we moved.

Guess where it wasā€¦

Exactly where I thought it was the whole time. The couch cushions.

We had a couch with attached cushions & I knew it was in there somehow. I was moving the couch last night & heard a rattle. I immediately knew what it was. I said screw it & cut open the liner on the bottom finally found the DS.

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Was talking to my mom earlier & apparently there is always drama at her work. She starts telling me about an incident & one of the players is a trans woman. But she didnā€™t say anything rude & used she/her pronouns & always referred to her as a girl/woman.

Just not what I was expecting šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

Let me also just say that the tea was hot. Like all the drama. Sex, mystery, security cameras, vandalism, investigations, bullying, harassment, threats of violence, & eventually someone got fired.

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Years ago my husband saw the Elf on a Shelf in a store & was like ā€œwouldnā€™t this be funā€ & I was like ā€œnoā€ & I stand by that decision.

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As mentioned in another post, a girl is coming to stay with us for a week while her mom is out of town. Itā€™s so chaotic. Her mom never confirmed she was staying here & literally last night after 10 finally mentioned any of the details to me. Itā€™s fine. I offered. I didnā€™t want the girl to keep missing school staying with family out of state. So I have to get my guest area ready today & get ready for Halloween & also be a sleepy baby all day.

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Shit is so real lately Iā€™m about to break down & actually go to a medical doctor.

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