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plutonian

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this is where i shout into the void. i am not a serious person. this place is not a place of honor; nothing valued is here. safe space for emo kids.

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sluttymayo, to random
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"it's sad, this really shows the moral decay of society right now, people are" shuuuuut the fuuuuuck up

plutonian,
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@sluttymayo i am doing everything in my power to accelerate the moral decay of society

plutonian, to random
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on this beautiful mother's day i wanna give a shout-out to everyone who chose to be the weird aunt instead 😎

plutonian, to random
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i just know swallowing some of the fancy rocks at the science museum gift shop would fix me

rootcompute, to random
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Sorry for the relative lack of posting from me this week. I've been trying out this novel activity called "shutting up"

plutonian,
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@rootcompute that's absolute nonsense, get back to posting right this minute

plutonian, to random
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mojave. mo problems.

plutonian,
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every landmark i come across in fallout: NV elicits either lovely nostalgia 🥰 or immediate panic :psyduck:

plutonian,
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the leftist agenda

plutonian, to random
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they should invent a weekend where i don't have any obligations and i can just relax for two days. imagine.

plutonian, to random
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imagine how amazing those star trek food replicators are gonna be when you have a weird craving and you're too stoned to run to the store

plutonian, to random
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reject april fool's day

embrace celebrating Toshiro Mifune's birthday 💖​

A photo of Toshiro Mifune dressed as a samurai, wielding a sword and looking very serious and very sexy.

plutonian, to random
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i know everyone loves the idea of hanging out in libraries after hours on a weekend because we no longer have many third places to gather that aren't centered around capitalism/consumption. i get that.

but i swear upon my life that if you keep library workers at work after 6pm on a friday, we will absolutely murder you. please let us go home, we are so tired.

plutonian, to random
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seeing the bizarrely antagonist internet reactions for The Acolyte trailer reminds me that i am the rarest creature on this earth: a happy Star Wars fan.

plutonian,
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i just think Star Wars is neat. 🙂 droids!! spaceships that go pew pew!! laser swords!! there's always some kind of cool Creature!! i'm just happy to be here 🙂 just having a great time watching the star wars

plutonian,
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@chronomyst seems like he represents the majority of star wars fans actually. god they hate to see new star wars stuff being made, just incandescent with rage that someone would dare play with their toys

plutonian, to random
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being slowly lowered into a pit of lava would fix me

plutonian, to random
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hey just wanted to let everyone know that it's ok to fuck robots, and to be aroused by vintage electronics and common household appliances. you are valid.

plutonian,
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@sluttymayo i could stay silent no longer, todd howard is a son of a bitch but i have to support another robotfucker 🫡🫡

plutonian, to random
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important to remember:

Gorebitchev, to random
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I will not be the person who looks at porn on the bus I will not be the person who looks at porn on the bus

plutonian,
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@Gorebitchev life is short, just use your headphones

plutonian, to random
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the vet kept my dog for the day and i've just been sitting here waiting for them to call and tell me horrible news. this is hell.

plutonian, to random
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wake up every morning so humiliated that i Post things on the internet. then i go ahead and Post more fucking things on the internet.

plutonian, to random
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the best part about reading porn at work is that it looks like you're working. just staring thoughtfully and intently at a wall of text. as long as no one gets close enough to realize you're reading a multi-paragraph description of darth maul's dick.

plutonian, to random
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plutonian, to random
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i am the only faygo orange pop enjoyer in the world. lonely in my tower of excellent taste and correct opinions.

plutonian, to random
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tuning into The Twilight Zone after a long anxious day and they play the concentration camp episode and then the global warming episode

welp, serves me right i guess

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