pmbauer

@pmbauer@functional.cafe

cloud-native employee working on the Datadog continuous profiler; collects rare UUIDs; #clojure #golang, #nix, #nixos, searchable

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pmbauer, to design
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Biggest winners from the OpenAI soap opera: Google, Meta.

pmbauer, to random

I'm not a member of Team , but every time I upgrade, I wish I were.

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davidpierce, to random
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IT'S HAPPENING

pmbauer,

@davidpierce is it really even happening until @verge posts a story that the verge is on the fediverse 🍿... followed

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We still can't reliably connect to the shared screen in conference rooms over zoom.

Neuralink is going to go so so great. Nothing to go wrong there.

pmbauer, to USpolitics

Clearly, the US Republican Caucus runs on Linux. Their speaker isn't working.

kepano, to random
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the checklist version of the manifesto:

  1. free for personal use
  2. interoperable local plain text files
  3. no telemetry
  4. E2E encryption
  5. flexible API for desktop and mobile
  6. actively maintained/patched
  7. no VC funding
pmbauer,

@kepano the one most likely to ensure the other items on that list is item 7 👍

pmbauer, to random

RIP all the users that like Loom.
It may take a few months for Atlassian to ruin it, but they'll get there. I believe in them.

https://www.atlassian.com/blog/announcements/atlassian-acquires-loom

pmbauer, to random

The National Alert turned me into a newt ...
... I got better.

kepano, to random
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the next big feature for @obsidian is not AI

pmbauer,

@kepano @obsidian Thank goodness.
;)
"Why would I bother to read anything someone couldn't be bothered to write."

pmbauer, to emacs

I'm going to wish RMS health and a victory over cancer. You know why? Because I'm not a monster and I'm grateful for the , , and .

I get it. Dude has said some things. I don't approve. At all.
But you know what? This isn't the time to shame everyone with an ounce of humanity. Cancer sucks and I've no desire for him to die an agonizing death. The virtue-signaling activists shouting at anyone wishing RMS well should ponder what their life has become.

pmbauer, to random

I've used DuckDuckGo for years with the occasional google via DDG "!g" searches when DDG turned up empty.

One week using kagi and it would be hard to go back. The search quality and presentation are just better. I hope they can sustain the business.

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Thank goodness Brenden Gregg didn't patent a visualization technique.

landley, to random
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We all know the reason the analog jack got removed from so many phones is it has no DRM, right? You can plug a recorder into it and trivially copy songs and audiobooks and so on.

Every digital replacement from USB to Bluetooth has legally mandated DRM layers that can veto unapproved consumers of the data. Whether or not they're switched on now, they can be at any time in software once we give up the escape hatch.

Everything else is an excuse.

pmbauer,

@landley I mean, a vast music industry conspiracy sounds more juicy than we wanted more space in the enclosure, sure, but 1/8" jack dongles exist.

pmbauer, to random

> Building a boat isn’t about weaving canvas, forging nails, or reading the sky. It’s about giving a shared taste for the sea, by the light of which you will see nothing contradictory but rather a community of love.

  • Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Citadelle, Section: LXXV (1948 reprint)

This oft-paraphrased quote neatly sums up my own experience since the first one I attended in 2011.

Thanks Alex and crew for nurturing a shared taste for the sea in so many.

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enriched my career more than any other conference. After missing the last several with pandemic and work trips, I'm so excited to attend this last one.

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hashtag on That Other Place mixes the conference with some broadway musical.

pmbauer,

I mean, I'm sure a pulitzer winning affair is great and all, but it's not Strange Loop St. Louis Swan Song great.

overcastfm, to random
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I made it. I can't believe it.

The first set of my interactive widgets: coming today!

Indiana Jones sliding under a closing stone door at the last moment, then reaching back to grab his hat

pmbauer,

@overcastfm In US store now and it works! Congrats and much thanks!

pmbauer, (edited ) to random

Who among us hasn't lost a $150mm fighter jet and crowd-sourced recovery?

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security people would be more fun at parties if they said "baddies" instead of "threat actor"

martin, to random
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Hey systems folks (e.g. @marcbrooker @irene @dan). What are your favourite papers on handling hot keys in distributed key-value stores? e.g. you can append a random number to the hot key to split its load across multiple partitions, but how do you maintain the metadata to know which keys should receive this special treatment?

pmbauer,
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There are serious arguments in the eternal Dynamic vs Static typing debate. DHH's latest screed is not one - a most unserious pro-Dynamic typing take.

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