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poiseunderchaos

@poiseunderchaos@sonomu.club

Composer, songwriter, poet, prose writer.

She/her/they. Trans. Biracial. Hyphenated and caffeinated.

Well over 30. Not here to flirt or whatever.

My work tends to be experimental, but accessible. Links to projects are below.

Best way to find out more is to listen to, watch or read what I do.

I block reply guys. Yes, this includes you.

Don't copy my words without my consent, including screen captures. (Boosts are OK.)

Image credits: Pexels.com.

#nobot #nosearch

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My advice for young careerists: practice making the sounds which other people interpret as thinking. You can buy yourself a lot of time by making those noises instead of answering questions from your boss.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder

Corollary: if your boss refuses to accept even seeming compliance in service to top level work parameters, find another job, if at all possible

poiseunderchaos, to random
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Working on plans for the summer and fall. If you know of gigs or residencies that would be into what I do, let me know! (See pinned posts for details on that.)

poiseunderchaos, to random
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good morning โ˜• ๐ŸŒ„

Binder, to random
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JAWS stands for Just Add Water Soups, a rehydrated class of readymade meal, often containing protein & noodles.

So one can see why some people would be afraid to go into the water after learning about Jaws. Or hear about it, perhaps.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder Are you letting sharks write your social engagement copy (tm) again

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@Binder "JAWS: it's not a warning, it's an invitation"

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The highest muscles on a human body are the apextorals

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder They typically are located several meters above someone's head. Sort of like a chakra, if chakras were "real" as in temporal

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@Binder

"What's that?"

"That's my meat muscle."

"...your what?"

"My apextorial."

"Oh, ok."

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@Binder

"Everybody has one. (shrugs)"

"Everybody?"

"Everybody. Well...yeah, everybody. Or...ok. Yes. Everybody."

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@Binder

"Guys ask me about my apextorials on the subway", a new podcast from Poise Under Chaos

poiseunderchaos, to random
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You know how fast food joints pull bullshit like making people pay for their uniforms?

Working in the arts can be like that, but for any number of things, if not everything.

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If weโ€™re doing election advocacy, Iโ€™m a fan of the Lifestyle Party.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder which also has a "jorts caucus," whatever that is

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Imagine wanting to hire anyone whose only job history is $goog.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder Just the decompression and deprogramming overhead costs alone

Binder, to random
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utility co: Scams targeting utility customers continue to increase at an alarming rate. Scammers can be convincing and often target those who are most vulnerable. They also aim their scams at small business owners during busy customer service hours.

Me: yes, I'm familiar w/ how you operate, PG&E.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder Why, some of them have even destroyed entire regions, leading to massive displacement and death!

Keep talking, PG&E. Say more

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For something that's "not a store", KickStarter sure does offer me a lot of opportunities to 'upgrade my purchase' during the backing quiz phase.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder Itโ€™s almost as if theyโ€™ve offloaded most of their startup costs onto individuals and small businesses, taking a cut all the while.

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Unplugging the toaster to celebrate

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder The one rule of Cylon Sunday: take care and take cover

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Occupations Established at Universities Across California

https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2024/04/24/18865310.php

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A Message from Occupiers
by Occupy Cal Poly Humboldt

https://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2024/04/25/18865382.php

"In our linked communique (just one of many diverse perspectives emerging from this rebellion), several comrades explicitly state that we are a broad coalition of students, alumni, and community members. This was never a secret or a shame to us. It is a strength and reflects broad desire to end this genocide.

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Prime California exports:

  • Neo-conservatives

  • "Libertarian" fascists

  • Twitter CEOs turned Mastodon board members

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Buckle Up Buttercup, the Economy.

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@Binder Please clap (the Economy)

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Woke up to write down some stuff in the middle of the night, so more on that in a bit if it's not like "the trees are on the freeway now, must remember when I wake up, very important!!", but first...yawns

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    poiseunderchaos,
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    @Binder Listening to Cibo Matto, remembering the mid-2000s feels, pulling myself out of a trance to stay focused past hypereverythingempathy, so all by way of saying...yeah, that might have been me ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Encouraging the neighbors to police their dogโ€™s poop by collecting it from my front lawn & returning it to their porch while wearing only crocs

    poiseunderchaos,
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    @Binder I'm not saying that I would encourage you to wear a chicken suit (or other similar outfit of your choosing) while doing so, but

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    @Binder

    Nextdoor:

    "Who keeps installing speakers that say <Mr. Hankey voice> 'Hi de ho!!' over and over again? I'm getting tired of this. I have important things to do. This is an outrage"

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    @Binder

    "To date, we have only found one speaker that was installed 39 feet up around the side of a beloved local tree. Show yourself, cowardly rapscallion"

    poiseunderchaos, to random
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    Is it still legal to say "fuck Brian Kemp," or am I risking the wall with my demon tongue

    poiseunderchaos,
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    @darthstar i think it's important to remember that this is an overt attack on the poor, though. it's hand-in-hand with all the other draconian BS that him and other far right agents (elected or otherwise) are pushing on a daily basis.

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