Binder,
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Encouraging the neighbors to police their dog’s poop by collecting it from my front lawn & returning it to their porch while wearing only crocs

poiseunderchaos,
@poiseunderchaos@sonomu.club avatar

@Binder I'm not saying that I would encourage you to wear a chicken suit (or other similar outfit of your choosing) while doing so, but

poiseunderchaos,
@poiseunderchaos@sonomu.club avatar

@Binder

Nextdoor:

"Who keeps installing speakers that say <Mr. Hankey voice> 'Hi de ho!!' over and over again? I'm getting tired of this. I have important things to do. This is an outrage"

poiseunderchaos,
@poiseunderchaos@sonomu.club avatar

@Binder

"To date, we have only found one speaker that was installed 39 feet up around the side of a beloved local tree. Show yourself, cowardly rapscallion"

rcriii,
@rcriii@hostux.social avatar

@poiseunderchaos @Binder "...while wearing only crocs." Took me a moment for this to really sink in. You win the day!

bazkie,
@bazkie@chaos.social avatar

@Binder wearing crocs is a definite sign of dominance

Mjack,
@Mjack@petrous.vislae.town avatar

@Binder hawt

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