Full name is Rin Patchouli. Former Pleroma dev, now just a CS student. Moved from Russia to Malaysia. I had accounts at @rin and @rin, but I guess this is my home now.
unlike recaptcha, which makes you do a challenge or smth if it doubts you are human, cloudflare captcha just says you are not indeed human and gives up
every malaysian: has an ic with a stored value card chip since 2001
federal government: cool, how about we use it for toll road payments
kuala lumpur: nice, we can use this for public transport payments as well
penang: great ideas, but how about we completely ignore it and instead make our own transit card that you can only buy as an unlimited pass. oh and since we have the card now let's not give change for cash payments as well :)
> sign up for website with phone number
> it requires me to solve six train puzzles as a captcha
> get one wrong
> requires me to solve seven more
> finally finished after 2 minutes
> realize I typed the number wrong
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